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Post by mcclarence on Jan 2, 2008 1:50:16 GMT -5
OPEN,No, I refuse to pay attention to this rubbish. Someone has to agree with me, right? Please say you do.
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Post by vas on Jan 2, 2008 1:53:04 GMT -5
Agreed. Wanna help me come up with ways to kill off the professor? So far I have throwing him into the lake after provoking the squid or setting one of the blasted end skrewts on him.
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Post by mcclarence on Jan 2, 2008 1:58:39 GMT -5
Oh, that sounds so good!
Let it be painful. And slow. What about hippogryffs? D'you think we could convince them to tear him apart?
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Post by vas on Jan 2, 2008 14:55:17 GMT -5
Excellent. And you know, I think we could. I’m not against using an Unforgivable Curse on the beast to get rid of this idiot who thinks he can teach.
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Post by mcclarence on Jan 2, 2008 20:30:10 GMT -5
It's not the animal's fault. I say we use the Unforgivable on him.
...Or is that a tad too extreme?
I'm sorry, I'm so bored I could eat my arm.
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Post by vas on Jan 2, 2008 22:24:59 GMT -5
Extreme is what I do best. All or nothing – what do you think would happen if I accidentally set his ink bottle soaring towards him? Could he know it was me?
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Post by mcclarence on Jan 2, 2008 22:40:08 GMT -5
Ooh, I'd pay to see that. I doubt it, though. Getting everyone's wands for a tracing? So impractical. So yeah, I say you have a good shot. Either you do it, or I will. And by my wand, that I won't stop at throwing him just the ink pot.
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Post by vas on Jan 2, 2008 22:46:30 GMT -5
Oh dear, look at that – the poor guy’s robes are forever ruined…too bad! Aha ha, look at him squirm! It is a pity about the robes though; they might be worth something on the clearance rack.
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Post by mcclarence on Jan 2, 2008 22:51:36 GMT -5
By Merlin! His expression...Ah, I can barely keep from giggling. My, look at that dirty, intimidating glare he's trying to send off.
...And oops, there goes his papers off the desk.
How much his too much, really?
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Post by vas on Jan 2, 2008 23:01:26 GMT -5
Must…refrain…from laughing… (It’s a much bigger challenge then I first thought!) My, it’s going to take him weeks to sort through all those…and look, some ink got on that one…my, my – you think he’d know how to keep his classroom organized. How could we possibly cease this fun?
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Post by mcclarence on Jan 2, 2008 23:06:34 GMT -5
He likes to think himself as intimidating. Why? Beats me. Someone who wears...hold on, lemme check.
White trousers underneath his robes doesn't represent anything, really.
Oh, please, don't make it stop.
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Post by vas on Jan 2, 2008 23:17:56 GMT -5
I think it makes him feel better about himself. Like, if he fools himself into thinking he’s important, he might make himself worth something someday.
How mad do you think he’d be if I lit that pile of scattered papers on fire? We could put it out before it did any real damage.
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Post by mcclarence on Jan 2, 2008 23:23:29 GMT -5
Well, doesn't he know better than to waste his time in wishful thinking? Seriously.
Better yet, don't put them out. I think they're those exams we took just yesterday. And I'm positive I utterly flunked.
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Post by vas on Jan 2, 2008 23:42:39 GMT -5
Very true. He needs to start living instead of dreaming about it.
Oh my! Are you serious?! Flames it is! (Because, between you and me, I think I might have just earned myself my first T.)
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Post by mcclarence on Jan 2, 2008 23:59:07 GMT -5
Good one, Vas. Just make sure you get every single one of'em. We don't want to miss our own papers. Just the thought of receiving another T...it makes me shiver. It's not possible.
Let me help you.
There, I think we've got them all.
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