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Post by vas on Jan 3, 2008 0:08:07 GMT -5
Brilliant! You know, blue fire is always so much prettier…
How senseless can he get? Trying to put it out with his cloak? How did Dumbledore ever let this guy through his doors?
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Post by mcclarence on Jan 3, 2008 0:27:37 GMT -5
I don't think the words "Magical Fire" mean anything to him, do they? 'Tis a pity. Those flames may spread.
Do you think we should help him? You know, maybe some water, or something ;]
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Post by vas on Jan 3, 2008 0:32:47 GMT -5
Well, worst comes to worst he accidentally burns down the classroom and we don’t’ have to come to class for a couple weeks. What a shame.
Maybe we should…oh dear, I missed. It seems we not only have a fire on our hands, but a soaking wet professor as well.
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Post by mcclarence on Jan 3, 2008 0:40:29 GMT -5
If it were Professor Godolphin I'd be eternally grateful for your bad aim. But as it is, we only have a soaked skeleton to appreciate at the moment. Why, oh why, isn't another good looking Professor available at the moment? Tsk, tsk.
Ah, there goes the door.
How come we're wreaking havoc and he isn't looking for wrong-doers?
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Post by vas on Jan 3, 2008 0:47:37 GMT -5
Drats. Missed again. It would certainly help if he’d stop jumping around all the time. Honestly, has he lost his mind? The counter hex isn’t that hard.
Because he doesn’t know the first thing about being civil and rational, that’s why. He’s letting us all sit here and laugh at him instead of evacuating immediately. What an idiot.
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Post by mcclarence on Jan 3, 2008 0:51:54 GMT -5
I don't think he's capable of rational thought, period. Even if the counter charm were to be kissing his face, he wouldn't notice it.
Though it is worth seeing him jump around. And the expression on his face? Priceless, really. You have to admit this is rather good entertainment. People would pay to see this.
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Post by vas on Jan 3, 2008 0:55:47 GMT -5
No, sadly, probably not. Maybe he was cursed as a baby or something. It would certainly explain a lot, that’s for sure. Poor guy.
I’m definitely not opposed. How much do you think we could get? I’m in need of some cash as it is; anything to help along the funds.
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Post by mcclarence on Jan 3, 2008 1:07:02 GMT -5
I'm in need of some pocket money myself. Two sickles per Charm? Though it depends what kind of Charm and/or Hex they want us to do. I believe they lack the guts to do it themselves, so yes, this highly paid.
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Post by vas on Jan 3, 2008 1:14:42 GMT -5
Sounds wonderful. I’ve always wondered what it’s like to roll around in money. We really should look into this… If we did it right, it’s not like we’d ever get caught. A pride myself in being a master manipulator – if they ask, I could easily lie my way through accusations as always.
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Post by mcclarence on Jan 3, 2008 1:24:25 GMT -5
Totz should. It's a done deal? What better candidates to pull this off than a couple of Ravenclaws?
Professors don't stand a chance against us.
But Vas, honey, what makes you think they'd get close enough to actually question us lowly fourth years about it? 
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Post by vas on Jan 3, 2008 2:10:36 GMT -5
Nice doing business with you; I must say, I look forward to it. Maybe we should sneak Skeets a leak – she’d be our personal advertising committee.
No, we can certainly keep our distance. And if they do think about pestering us, just turn on the waterworks and wail about how anyone could ever accuse you of such a horrible crime. Works every time.
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Post by mcclarence on Jan 4, 2008 17:47:30 GMT -5
Hmm, sounds good. We couldn't possibly wish for a better promoter. You think she'd want in, though?
I know, works like a charm. Though I must say, getting tears to actually spring is somewhat difficult...
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Post by vas on Jan 4, 2008 20:08:32 GMT -5
Well of course she would – she’s Skeets. It’s like, what she known for…and backstabbing every living person at Hogwarts, but let’s try to look on the positive side, shall we? Rita Skeeter means advertising. Cutting a minor portion of profits wouldn’t be so bad…
Leave it to me, Jinx. All I have to do is think about it about wa la – fresh tears. Comes in handy I must say.
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Post by mcclarence on Jan 4, 2008 23:29:38 GMT -5
Eh, good point. Oh well. I'll guess it's just the pay for all the adverising she's gonna be doing.
Good to know that I can rely on you girl. Seriously. Because I'm about as dry as a rock with the waterworks. It just doesn't go with me, ya know?
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Post by vas on Jan 5, 2008 16:28:56 GMT -5
If she thinks she’s help’n out with the dirty work she’s out of her mind – no way I’m giving up the fun part to her. She can stick to promoting.
Understandable – works for some, doesn’t work for some – seems it’s that way with everything in life, don’t you agree?
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