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Post by amos on Aug 27, 2007 12:43:48 GMT -5
hey you,
and yes i mean you.
i threw this note at you
because i am dying slowly in this godforsaken library
please, i beg of you
save me quickly.
before i am forced to write
an essay for professor
slughorn. i do hope that this note
reaches you in time
____ [librarian name] is looking at me like she's going to eat
me alive. please. please.
save me now.
-amosdiggory [/blockquote] |
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Post by cambri on Aug 27, 2007 13:55:45 GMT -5
Mr. Diggory--
You're not alone, I think she might be planning to have me as some sort of biscuit with her tea. Damn it, why did I have to be blasted with marmalade this morning?
We have to come up for some sort of defense plan if she actually comes over here. Vive La Revolution!
--Cambri H.
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Post by amos on Aug 27, 2007 17:08:03 GMT -5
cambri!
it's nice to see your words on this paper
because i am afraid that if you
hadn't written back
that insanity would've been my best bet.
so again, i thank you for your reply.
and yes.
a revolution sounds just peachy.
do you have any ideas?
or shall we just make a run for it?
-amosdiggory [/blockquote] |
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Post by cambri on Aug 28, 2007 10:35:39 GMT -5
Amos--
Remember the revolution? Scratch that, the librarian is making her way over here, and I think she really will eat us. Just run for the door! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!! AHHHH!!!
--Cambri H.
P.S.: I really think Dumbledore ought to background checks on staff applicants, don't you? I mean, I'm all for diversity, but cannibals???
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Post by amos on Aug 28, 2007 21:18:06 GMT -5
CAMBRI!
OHNO! bloody hell! stay still! no sudden movements
she has reflexes like a hawk!
stay still and calm and
OHNO SHE'S COMING FOR YOOOOUUU
i'll save you.
mister amos to the rescuuueee
i really need a superhero name.
i do this too often.
the whole 'damsel in distress' really get's to me.
;]
now this is slightly pointless, not that i'm sitting next to you
but still, it's infinately more fun
oh the joys of a simple mind.
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Post by cambri on Aug 28, 2007 22:02:25 GMT -5
Amos--
My hero! I don't know how I'll ever repay you, you brave man! <3
OH NO, SHE'S COMING OVER HERE! Whew, that was close. Was it me, or did she smell like a mummified corpse? And I think she sniffed us too.
Eww...
Oh great, now she's guarding the doorway. We're stuck! How are we going to get out?
--Cambri H.
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Post by amos on Aug 28, 2007 22:04:50 GMT -5
hey hey here.
miss cambri, you should know by now
that i am simply a man trying to
do his job in the world.
please.
hold the applause.
how are we supposed to get out of here?
good question.
hey wait a minute
h-h-holllddd up.
you're the brains
i'm the brawn!
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Post by cambri on Aug 28, 2007 22:12:43 GMT -5
Amos--
You're the brawn? You're in Ravenclaw, for crying out loud! You know "those of wit and learning?" "Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure?" You do your house shame, Diggory.
But no matter, we're in luck. I see Peeves just outside the library window. All we have to do is lure him in here and we're free! Captain Hilts and Co. would be very proud.
C'mon, start throwing paper balls at him!
--Cambri H.
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