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Post by dannivalo on Jun 9, 2009 7:11:13 GMT -5
Yes. Special edition. You see, darlings, as some of us prepare to leave Hogwarts and head off into the big, bad world, you hug each other goodbye and know that soon you'll be reminsicing about the good old years at Hogwarts. So I think that, practically on the eve of such a momentuous time, it's only fair that the truth be revealed about certain people here at Hogwarts. And one anonymous source certainly seems to feel the same way, I'll remain ever so grateful to them for the little portrait that was sent it. Kisses, love!
But yes.
Not everyone is what they make themselves out to be.
Especially not our favorite little Head Girl.
Lily Evans, resident goody-good two shoes... and complete skank. My, my, how you've fooled us, darling. What was the occasion for this one? Whoring it up for some extra change? Or a twisted attempt to turn a certain JP's attention back to the girl who's satisfied it for so long. Jealousy doesn't become you, Evans. And neither do those cheap stockings. Here's a tip, doll. The quicker you fall, the harder the blow. I hear the School Nurse has got a free supply of band-aids if you're in need.
So congratulations to the graduating class, best wishes to all of you. Just thought that you might all want to know the truth about a certain little good girl... before it's too late.
Ciao.
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