Issue Two

[rita]

Yes, readers. I am aware it has only been 2 days since my last scoop update. But you wouldn't BELIEVE some of the stuff I've been hearing. Ah-mazing. Without further adue, your dirty little secrets for the day.

Scoop 1: Fact or fiction: Lily Evans and James Potter have a thing for each other. Fact, of course. Everyone knows it...even them, though they try to deny it. But what everyone may not know is that Lily may have a serious thing for none other than Regulus Black. I've been told they meet at bars outside of school at night. Seems like the little princess isn't so perfect after all, now is she? What is with the sudden Slytherin-Gryffindor clicking? First Alecto and Sirius, then Narcissa and Jacob, and now I give you Lily and Regulus. Our school is spiraling out of control, people. Keep a look out, and be sure to contact me if you see them together.

Scoop 2: Our newest Italian seems to be a bit of a slut-in-hiding. Not to call names, of course. It appears there is a bet going around for the first one who kisses Amos to get a prize. Not only this, but we've all seen her with Pierre, and it is rumored she has a thing for Noah as well. Three men? Too much, even for someone like me. Let's see how she handles it...or how the guys jealous crushes do.

Scoop 3: This one involves two Gryffindors, for once. Well, more like three and one Slytherin. Marlene and Sirius, people, and you all know who I mean. Most people know about her little episode and if you don't here's the scoop--Marlene stormed out of class after passing a note or two with Sirius. Now that on the surface may seem innocent enough, but add Alecto and James into the mix? Not at all. Marlene is angry because Alecto stole her man, and James is only her rebound. Sirius, darling, if you're reading this: be careful. You may be biting off more than you can chew.

Scoop 4: This one is new to me, I must say. Rose Darwin, the adorable little Hufflepuff girl, seems to be in a bit of a bind. They say Amycus broke her little heart and she hasn't stopped crying since. I for one hope she learned her lesson about playing with fire. Or, at least, with Slytherins. Hope you get well soon.