modern chemistry

[Aiden Neeson]

well how are we going to get anywhere in this relationship if we can't get scantly clothed together? you're really making me do all the work, here.

i can assure you i do. dragon hide, mind you. i may be a sex icon, but i am a well dressed one.

did you have some kinky exboyfriend i don't know about? i thought we were open with one another?

[Anandani Aeknov]

I am coping perfectly fine without seeing you scantily clad, Mr. Neeson.

Ah, yes, I should have known. My mistake.

No kinky ex-boyfriends to speak of. Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't have much experience in that aspect of life.

[Aiden Neeson]

aah, but that's what you say now. it's life changing. i have references.

i forgive you. because i am so compassionate.

nothing to disappoint me about. i prefer them innocent and untarnish.

honestly most girls would be clawing each others' eyes out for this kind of attention. you're making me feel down on myself. i can feel my self-esteem diminishing as we speak.

[Anandani Aeknov]

I am sure you have enough women pining after you and your fantastic, mind-blowing sexual prowess to last a life time. I've been hoping this whole time our platonic relationship was refreshing.

You are. Don't worry, I'll be sure to keep it on the down-low. Reputation to uphold.

There are still girls out there clawing. I fought them before class this morning to get a seat near you. And the fact that you pay me any attention is, to this day, positively bewildering.

[Aiden Neeson]

what a ridiculous conclusion to come to. clearly those girls don't mean anything to me.

you mean my reputation of being a man of honor, chivalry and dignity? yes.

and yet here we are, still clothed and still platonic. it just doesn't add up.

[Anandani Aeknov]

You do like snogging them, though.

Of course I meant that reputation. Though there have been a few rumors floating around school about you being a soulless womanizer, would you believe it?!

The prospect of doing anything sans clothing with you is intimidating and borderline nauseating. Also, I a) like our friendship as it is and wouldn't want to mess it up, b) don't think I have the emotional capacity for the whole fuck buddies thing, also c) I'd have no idea what to do in the first place so I'd rather save the embarrassment and do it with someone who actually has romantic feelings for me/I know won't get annoyed when I can't suck his cock right

[Aiden Neeson]

that's irrelevent.

of course i have a soul, i'm not a ginger.

wow. um, last i checked, we were talking about figure drawing. i never mentioned anything about sex.

you're actually making me feel very uncomfortable and i'm going to need to ask you to not be so aggressive.

[Anandani Aeknov]

I don't believe you.

I know a lot of really nice gingers.

[Aiden Neeson]

quoth the naive Ravenclaw.

[Anandani Aeknov]

Am I naive because I think you are terrible at covering up your intentions or because I enjoy the company of certain redheaded people?