modern chemistry

[Anandani Aeknov]

Please stop with all the movement. I'm going to mess up your nose.

aiden

[Aiden Neeson]

... as in you're going to punch me in the nose for moving too much? i'm confused.

[Anandani Aeknov]

I'm sketching you, silly. Do I really seem like the punching type?!

[Aiden Neeson]

Aiden glanced down at the note. Aah, okay well that made a bit more sense, though he was completely unphased by the prospect of someone sketching him. Really, people should've done it more often to him.

quidditch does terrible things to young ladies such as yourself.

you really should be getting my right side. much more handsome and manly with the scar and all.

since when do you sketch?

[Anandani Aeknov]

I think Quidditch has done only the best things to me.

Oh, don't over analyze it. I'll draw your right side when I can see it. Besides, your hair is falling perfectly onto your left.

Since I decided it was fun when I was twelve. Why?

[Aiden Neeson]

i'll agree with you on some points, namely anatomical ones.

oh thank Merlin, i was concerned there for a moment. should i pout? i'd put on my sex face but we can't have Professor Slughorn clawing over students to get at me, that'd be uncomfortable. we could always meet up in an abandoned classroom later. are you any good at figure drawing?

i didn't peg brainiacs for being into arts and crafts.

[Anandani Aeknov]

...I didn't make any points.

Absolutely not, your face is just fine as it is. In its raw, natural glory. That would be uncomfortable; do you think he'd like to be on top? (Is that how that works? ...Isn't there another sort of term for that... something involving baseball? You don't even know what that is, do you...) Yes, I am good at figure drawing, but I don't think that would be a good idea.

I'm not a brainiac, I'm just interested in a lot of things. And good at most of them.

[Aiden Neeson]

you are so bad at this game.

good lord, Aeknov, you're even bad at sexual innuendos. also i think you'd know me well enough that i'm dominate in whatever situation or relationship i enter into.

why not? my naked bod is spectacular. definitely worthy of being made into a work of art.

[Anandani Aeknov]

You're bad at communicating! Were you trying to say you think I have a nice ass?

That is true, you do seem a bit sadistic in that sense. And at least I tried.

I am sure you look splendid naked, dear. I am also sure you would go out of your way to make me terribly uncomfortable during the entire process.

[Aiden Neeson]

i can't believe you just called a son of slytherin ineloquent, i mean really. and yes that was what i was trying to say, but i take it back now.

so now you think homosexuality is sadistic? oooo, interesting. i didn't think you'd be a homophobe, always something new to learn about you, isn't there?

i'm not seeing the problem.

[Anandani Aeknov]

My ass is still spectacular.

You're the one who was talking about dominating in relationships.

RUDE. You just like seeing people get all worked up and embarrassed.

[Aiden Neeson]

it's only okay.

do you mean that as in you're implying i'm gay? because if you are, then that means you're implying being gay is a negative state of being, which, again, brings us back to you being homophobic. or you meant that i'm the one with plenty new things to learn about, in which case, you are correct.

have i worked you up yet?

[Anandani Aeknov]

You haven't seen it in a tiny pair of panties.

I don't think you're gay, nor do I have any issue with homosexuality. Although I am impressed with your speediness in defending that lifestyle choice. It was another bad sexual innuendo entirely misinterpreted. You commented on your preference for dominating, and into my head popped a few charming mental images involving you with a lover engaging in some S&M, which I also have no problem with. You, a dominatrix. Or. ...The male equivalent. ...Which I don't know the name of.

...It's a bit embarrassing that I could write out to you the chief nuclear reactions responsible for the relative abundance of light atomic nuclei observed throughout the universe but I'm not sure what the male equivalent of a dominatrix is. Um.

...Well anyway.

Oh, Aiden. You always work me up.

[Aiden Neeson]

we could very easily change that but for some reason you keep fighting me. kudos for possessing the will power, not many do.

charming mental images, huh? that's what i'm taking away from that rambly little paragraph of yours.

it's one of my specialties.

so where did you learn about s&m?

[Anandani Aeknov]

Well you'd probably make me uncomfortable during that too.

Yes, well, I think you'd look quite sassy in some tight leather, brandishing a whip!

I apparently haven't learned much about S&M at all seeing as I don't know the male equivalent for Dominatrix.