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[Frank Longbottom]

Dear Alice,

Mm, there's a game being played? You have to let me know these things, I don't seem to catch on very quickly. Is it a game I can win?

Oh, so that's happening, then. Where, exactly?

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

You gotta stop going to the gym with Fabian so often, you're starting to lose brain cells :[ Not when you're playing against me, nope.

Of course it is. I dunno. Where do you think it should happen?

Lots of love,

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[Frank Longbottom]

Dear Alice,

You insult my friends, sweetheart. And ah, well of course. Shall I retire, then? Before I lose too harshly? I can't very well ask you to be gentle with me, huh?

Well... where does this 'seduction' usually happen?

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

I didn't say Fabian was losing brain cells ;] Nah, I don't think I'd need to be gentle with you. You can take it.

Anyplace, really. Preferably not in public unless you want to get kicked out. But really, it could happen in the bedroom, on a kitchen counter, in the library. Let your imagination run away with you, Longbottom.

Lots of love,

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[Frank Longbottom]

Dear Alice,

I understand the game now.

Well, if you say I can take it, I'll trust your instincts. Don't be too hard on me, love. And well, I'll leave that choice up to you, how about that? Although considering I'll be visiting, I doubt I'll be allowed in bedrooms. Especially not a girl's.

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

You do?

You could always rent a room in Hogsmeade or something.

Lots of love,

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[Frank Longbottom]

Dear Alice,

Yes.

Oh, we're going there are we? Like I said, you can pick. I'll even treat you to lunch if you're good.

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

And what do you understand about the game oh clever one?

If by there you mean am I going to sleep with you, then it depends on how well you seduce me buahaha. Ooooooh free lunch? How lovely. Just get a room in Hogsmeade, I don't want Fabian to see us somewhere else and have a heart attack or something.

Lots of love,

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[Frank Longbottom]

Dear Alice,

...you'd sleep with me!? I was--that is not what I was getti--well, I guess... you girls are going to be the death of me. Okay, well, anyway, I'll get a room. Sure. And yes, it'd be better not to mention this to Fabian. He'd have my ass and then break off our engagement. And then I'd have to blame you.

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

I was joking, oh my gosh. Calm your blood pressure XD Oh noes, I don't wanna be a homewrecker :[

Lots of love,

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[Frank Longbottom]

Dear Alice,

I--

I'm not good at this game. And now I'm offended. You wouldn't sleep with me? Seriously, Alice, you do wonders for my self-esteem.

Just kidding, love. (; I'll let you know the address, then.

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

Okay, I could be completely frank (no pun intended) with you, but you'd probably get all miffed so i'll just keep it at yes you're really not good at this game.

Fantastic :]

Lots of love,

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[Frank Longbottom]

Dear Alice,

Huh. Well, then. Maybe I'll learn someday. I'll be seeing you at the party then.

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

Maybe. See you then!

Lots of love,

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