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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

It's because I'm so loveable :]

Actually, there are plenty of people who are perfectly comfortable talking about my breasts. Like Lucy. Aww, Frank, I know they were, Lucy told me you were a fantastic boyfriend! And the fact that you don't know what I mean by seduce just shows that you don't know how to.

Oh my God, really? HALLELUJIAH!!! It's about time, mate! And are you seriously asking me for details about my sex life right now...? The first one was gentle, yes. The rest were rougher in a good~ way.

Fine. You're a big, handsome, hulking manly man. Who has cute moments.

Lots of love,

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[Frank Longbottom]

Alice,

I won't argue with that.

Lucy's comfortable talking about anything to anyone, that's not a good example. So is May. And Fabian. Clearly we need to get more prudent friends. Well, thank you. See? And, what, are you saying you're the expert seducer now? How do you even

Wh--was everybody waiting for me to get over this girl? You're like the third person to say that to me. Well, yes, I am. I--no, I wasn't asking for details, I was just--jeez. Okay, I did not need to know that and I'm not going to ask who those were or how many times because that's--I--okay, let's change the subject.

ROUGH?

Okay, that's better. Thank you for that. You're not so bad yourself.

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

Aww Frankie <3

Fair enough. Prudent friends are boring pshhht. And no, I'm not the expert seducer, but I am a girl, and as a girl I would know how I would like to be seduced, so I could teach you that, sheesh.

Pretty much, yeah. We were all rooting for you, mate. You started it!!!!

You gotta work on your crossing out skills okay. Yes, ROUGH. It's not like they hit me or something, and I am soooooo not into the whole spanking/whips deal because I will happily hex a guy's balls off if he lays a finger on me, I'm just saying.

Why, thank you, kind sir :]

Lots of love,

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[Frank Longbottom]

Dear Alice,

You have sufficiently scarred me for life.

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

Oh don't be such a drama king pshh.

Lots of love,

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[Frank Longbottom]

Dear Alice,

I am highly questioning your character right now because I'm not sure what you mean by all that but it sounds... dangerous. But okay, I'm not judging. You--whatever rocks your boat.

And I feel like it's not very manly of me to get seducing tips from you. Is it?

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

Okay, what I just described is totally normal. I am a normal person!!!! >:[

Of course it is. Who're you supposed to get seducing tips from, Fabian? Who knows a woman's body and needs better than a woman, Frank?

Lots of love,

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[Frank Longbottom]

Dear Alice,

If you say so.

Well, Fabian does have a lot of experience... I--why do I feel like I'm a lot of girls' personalized Ken doll lately?

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

I do.

Yeah, but he's not a woman, so he has limited knowledge. Why do you feel that way?? Did someone else ask to give you seduction lessons??

Lots of love,

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[Frank Longbottom]

Dear Alice,

Well, there's Coco wanting me for a ball partner, Lily setting me up with all her friends, you with the seducing tips... it's also not the first time this has happened. Maybe I'm too easy.

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

Ooooh lookatchoo Mr. Casanova.

Lots of love,

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[Frank Longbottom]

Dear Alice,

As if. You amuse me, Alice. This is why I keep you around.

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

Yes, you've said this before. I feel like you're using me for entertainment purposes...

So, the first weekend after I go back to school, yeah?

Lots of love,

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[Frank Longbottom]

Dear Alice,

Oh, am I being too rough with you? (;

Hogsmeade?

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dear Frank,

Oho, we're gonna play that game, Frankie? (;

Well, I was talking about our first seduction lesson, actually.

Lots of love,

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