I May Be Rude, But I'm The Truth;;

[kadence]

[kadence]

Dear Diary,


So, I figured I should get some type of diary or something to start my fifth year. I mean, it's my O.W.L year and, isn't everything supposed to happen to you in your fifth year? Whatever, I picked this up at a little thrift store, like a week ago. When something of importance happens, I'll let you know.

Okay, just thought of something. Jack.

I have a boyfriend. His name is Jack Sparrow. He's perfect.

And I better not get any bullshit for saying that. That whole "No one's perfect" thing? Whoever said that must have just been having a bad day, because my boyfriend's perfect. So, yeah, just wanted to put that out there.

I go back to school tomorrow. I'm kind of excited.


Oh, my God, don't tell anyone I said that.

[kadence]

Dear Diary,

School has officially started. I miss my mommy, and my Claire-Bear. But I have Taj and Talan here, and I have to say, I'm damn lucky that my brothers are some of the best brothers a girl can have. Plus, I have Jack, so I'm doing just fine. Classes are okay, it's my O.W.L year, though, so I have to step it up and quit fucking around. That might be difficult, though, since my boyfriend is sexier than anything I've ever seen.

Haven't seen too much of Tori and Skye lately, but not by choice. We're just all getting busy with school and such. I think I'm going to have us all get together for drinks or something soon. Anyway, I have to run, there's a fight going on in the courtyard, and as a member of The Trinity, it's mandatory that I attend.

Ciao.

[kadence]

Dear Diary,

My name is Kiki Valentine, and I am a BAMF.

I know, it sounds cocky. Well, I don't give a shit. Let's just say, everything is going better than good. I'm doing well in school, and people fear me and respect me, and I lost three pounds! Oh, and Jack's perfect as usual. Well, okay, we haven't done it yet, but I won't push him, y'know? I want it to be special. Anyway, still haven't seen much of Tori and Skye, but we're just all really busy. Whatever, we're still the best. I just love walking down the corridor and just looking at someone and them being like,

"Oh, she's definitely the HBIC."

Gotta go, time to be with my boy.