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Post by Lucy Murphy on Dec 5, 2011 15:37:10 GMT -5
Aiden Neeson, do you keep your head up your ass for warmth? Because if your feet are cold, I'd be willing to shove them up there as well. That is possibly part of my plan to get them out of my ass-space, but, you know, you're not supposed to know that part. Also, your shoes make me nauseous when they're in such close proximity to my body, and I swear on Merlin's saggy balls I could whip around and projectile vomit far enough it'd fuck up your cute little hair-do - although I'm certain the brown and green hues of my barf would really bring out the color of your eyes. So. You know. I'm just looking out for you, mate.
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Post by Aiden Neeson on Dec 6, 2011 0:51:52 GMT -5
Excuse me, Miss Luce, but you are interrupting my learning experience. It's quite rude.
Aiden flicked the note back over Lucy's shoulder, keeping his eyes on his scroll of parchment. And then casually switched his left foot from being beneath his right foot to being on top. With his chin propped on his hand, he pressed a smirk against the side of his finger.
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Post by Lucy Murphy on Dec 6, 2011 1:02:29 GMT -5
You're interrupting my life experience! I can't learn properly with your goddamn stinkyass shoes all up in my business, buddy, and so help me God I will steal them and hide them in Myrtle's toilet if I have to. And when I say in, Neeson? I mean I will shove those motherf**k*rs down the pipes. And I will not regret it.
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Aiden Neeson
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i may be too strung out on compliments, overdosed on confidence.
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Post by Aiden Neeson on Dec 6, 2011 1:22:39 GMT -5
Yes, because that'll be hitting me where it really hurts: my bottomless pockets. In fact, if you'd stop bothering me and let me listen to Professor Binns' enthralling lecture, I will even give you your own pair of dragon hide shoes to desecrate. Wouldn't want to take away your fun of shoving things down toilets.
You're so cute when you're trying to threaten me.
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Post by Lucy Murphy on Dec 6, 2011 1:43:23 GMT -5
Ön egy seggfej ay you don't understand! Stop trying to make this bigger than it has to be, Aiden, I can not breathe! The smell of dragon hide makes me sick to my stomach because I am with child, sweet Jesus. So, you know, you're just being a poopface to a pathetic pregnant lady for no reason right now. Is it really that hard to take your feet off the back of my chair? Really? REALLY?! I'm going to smack you upside the head next time you're in reach of my midget arms.
(See what you're doing to me?! PLEASE JUST TAKE THEM OFF. I AM BEGGING YOU.)
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