these cut-throat sunsets,

[Regulus Black]

Couldn't find you at Yule, but I heard you looked great.
Got all dressed up for me, did you? Flattered, really, though I can't say I expected any less. I wonder, do you think you looked better than your sister?

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[Imogen Sauveterre]

Do you sign your notes "R.A.B." because you can't recall how to spell 'Regulus'? I'll go letter-by-letter for you: A-S-S-W-I-P-E.

Bugger off. I'm trying to focus. See, I actually care about my future, unlike some trust-fund babies I have the misfortune of knowing.

[Regulus Black]

Oh, darling, why so snappy? You're not jealous of little Vivi, are you? Sisters are a brand of human I'll never pretend to understand.

So, I was thinking, could I stand you up on another date? I had a great time doing it once and it's something I might want to try again if you're up to it.

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[Imogen Sauveterre]

Because you and your brother are best mates. No, I'm not jealous of Vivi. That would imply giving a shit about your opinion.

Maybe you should be less concerned about standing me up and more concerned about how your fiancé feels about your womanising debacles. Or have you managed to slither your way out of that one?

By the by, easy on the aftershave next time. What did you do, roll in it? Or are you trying to cover something up?

[Regulus Black]

Oh, we have tea parties every Tuesday and I braid his hair. It's gotten rather long, you know. Sometimes I do wonder if he wasn't secretly born a girl.

Ha, oh Imogen, I have made it very clear to Victoria that I have absolutely no intention of remaining faithful to her.

Excite you, does it, Imogen? Next time I'll wear more.

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[Imogen Sauveterre]

Gosh, that makes that kiss between him and I considerably more awkward, doesn't it?

Well, aren't you a catch. Fucking yourself doesn't count as cheating.

Why don't you save yourself the money buying a new bottle and go roll with some pigs or something? You'd get the same result and it'd be free. Maybe you'll even find a girlfriend when you're down there.

[Regulus Black]

Big brother got to kiss you, did he? Poor bloke. No wonder he's never mentioned it.

As if my sexual exploits will be limited to my hand, darling.

Didn't you catch the hint? I don't particularly want a girlfriend like you.

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[Imogen Sauveterre]

Or because I swore him to secrecy.

Listen, as suave as you're sounding, the 'darling's have got to stop. They only make you creepy and perverted. Okay, Snugglebuns?

Oh, hahaha, you're so witty. I'm positively quivering with suppressed laughter, can't you tell?

Why, exactly, are you bothering me, again?

[Regulus Black]

He's the best at keeping secrets, after all.

Snugglebuns, hm? Can't say it's very original but I could get used to it.

Yes, your breasts certainly are heaving under that blouse of yours. Though with repressed laughter, or lust, I cannot decide.

Because, Imogen, if you haven't already realized this, I like you.

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[Imogen Sauveterre]

Ohh, that sounded juicy and bitter. Does someone need some family counseling?

All right, fine. How about Twatsnout? Bumbaclaat? Souffle coq?

Or rage? You know what, I'm not even surprised that you went there. I don't even think I'm offended by you anymore. Wow, how paltry you've become.

You're hilarious. That or you have an extremely warped view of what it actually means to like someone. Probably the latter.

[Regulus Black]

Wanna hook up tonight?

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[Imogen Sauveterre]

Oh fucking Merlin, please tell me this wasn't just verbose foreplay to you.

[Regulus Black]

Nah, my hand got tired so I figured I'd get to the point.

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[Imogen Sauveterre]

Is that your opening line when you proposition all girls?

[Regulus Black]

Not always.

Anyway, darling, my door's always open. I'd love the feel of your nails down my back. Gotta have an outlet for that rage, you know. 'S not healthy to bottle it up.

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