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[Maylene Bell]

Hey, sexy. So, I was thinking we need to start planning for our last Yule Ball in this place, unless we get asked by a younger boy next year, which, although not impossible, is rather unlikely since we wouldn't be around to give them incentive to, which brings me to the conclusion that since it's our seventh and final year at Hogwarts, this would be, henceforth, our last Yule Ball.

And it needs to kill. What d'you have in mind?

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[Alice Prewett]

I do agree with that, gorgeous! Since it is, indeed, our last Yule ball, we really must go out with a bang! Although, not literally since Lucy and I decided fireworks would be too messy and we might accidentally set something in fire, which would ruin everything so...yeah. Anyhow! Weeeeee were thinking of bewitching mistletoe to hover over random couples' head who look like they need a nudge in the right direction. Oh, and also, said mistetoe will be shouting out dirty things at the couples (we'll be the ones doing the talking, of course. Lucy wants to use her Hungarian-smokes-a-lot-lady accent, while I'm using my snooty French one, so you ought to pick a good one, too!). What do you think, darling?

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[Maylene Bell]

Absolutely. Now that you mention it, Lucy did say something about fireworks a couple of days ago, but we wouldn't want to ruin everybody's pretty dresses, of course. HOWEVER, I am about to have an attack of sorts from how awesome that idea is.

CAN YOU IMAGINE PEOPLE'S FACES? OH MY GOD CAN WE CHOOSE LIKE, THE MOST INNOCENT OF PEOPLE TO SHOVE THE MISTLETOE AT? I'm picturing it right now. Bring it, ladies, we got ourselves some fun for the night.

How about Moaning May?

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[Alice Prewett]

OF COURSE WE CAN!! We'll choose everyone. WE'LL EVEN CHOOSE SOMEONE FOR SEVERUS. Like I told Lu, that guy needs some serious loving to get that broody look off his face. HUFFLEPUFFS! We'll do it to Hufflepuffs, they'll blush so much ohmygosh it'll be so adorable.

Ooooooh May, you naughty girl, that sounds dirty!

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[Maylene Bell]

ALL THE HUFFLEPUFFS. Especially the celibacy club people. Oh, Merlin, I'm dying right now. CAN WE HOOK SNAPE UP WITH A HUFFLEPUFF, THOUGH?

We will be legends and we will stand at the sidelines and roll around in awesomeness as we watch people making out--ohmygod. Okay, what if we like, charm the mistletoe with some sort of force that won't let couples get away until they kiss or something?

Rawr. (;

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[Alice Prewett]

YES! Well, not all of them, that'd take too much time and as lovely as this plan sounds, I do still want to shake my bum all over the dance floor, too! But, oh Merlin, yes! Oh, the poor Hufflepuff. But yes yes yes I completely approve this plan. Oh, I do hope he never finds out we're the ones behind it, he'll absolutely murder us.

It'll be an absolute orgy! Professor McGonogall's hair will surely turn grey! Well...more grey, since I'm beginning to notice a couple of streaks. Don't tell her I said that, though, she'll have my hide. And oh, yes, that sounds like a fantastic plan! It'll be no fun if they can just walk away from the mistletoe.

Always knew you had it in you! Also, I'm glad you grew out your hair again. As wonderful as you looked with the pixie cut, you look lovelier with long hair, so I definitely approve.

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[Maylene Bell]

And I'm sure you're going to have loads of fun shaking that bum all up in Sullivan's face. Aha. Unless he recognizes our voices in disguise--which would be kind of disturbing, to be honest, because it would mean that he'd be picturing us doing those accents or whatever, and that's just wrong--I believe our plan is foolproof!

Sweet. I'm pumped. There better be a lot of macking going on, then.

YOU THINK SO!? Why, thank you, darling. I like it better long, too. The only reason I cut it in the first place was because Scham dared me to, the ass.

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[Alice Prewett]

Oh, too true! I have every intention of dancing until my feet fall off. Which, considering the heels I'm planning on wearing, won't be too impossible of a feat (HAH pun totally intended). And wow, yeah, I doubt he'll be able to recognise us, no worries, then!

Oh, trust me, there will be. You planning on doing your own macking? With a certain Mr. Julien Cross, mayhaps?

Ah, you never could say no to a dare, darling.

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[Maylene Bell]

...did you just imply me and Cross making out?

Be right back, trying to get the image out of my head.

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[Alice Prewett]

Oh, why not?! He's very fit. And so are you. Beautiful people macking = awesome. Maybe Lucy and I will catch you under the mistle toe (;

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[Maylene Bell]

I never said he wasn't hot, I just--just no. He's my friend and kissing friends is weird because things get weird. And if you do that to me, I swear I will hunt you down Alice Prewett.

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[Alice Prewett]

Okay fiiiiiine. But only because I believe you and I do not like being hunted down unless it's some sort of sexy game I'm playing with a guy where he's the predator and I'm the prey.

Was that TMI? Sorry, babe.

Anyhow, how are things for you? In general?

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[Maylene Bell]

I would have thought that seven years of sharing a room would have taught you that nothing is TMI when it comes to you, Luce, and me. Whatever rocks your socks, darling. (; I'll keep that in mind for your future boyfriends, though. Who knows, they might just want a tip or two that I will be happy to provide!

I'm great. What plans do you have for the holidays, by the way? We haven't planned anything this year!

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[Alice Prewett]

Just making sure! Wouldn't want to make you too uncomfortable...well, actually, I do kinda like doing that, it's uber fun. Haha, all righty then! Don't think they'll need much tips, since I'd probably tell them what I like. Or maybe not. I like remaining mysterious~.

No plans. Oh, wait! I do have a plan, with Frank. I'm dragging him to see Star Wars. And I am thinking of throwing a New Year's Eve party. Whatd'ya think, wanna plan it with me?

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[Maylene Bell]

Sexy. I approve.

Ooooh, send my love to him. I miss the guy. ALSO TELL HIM HE'S AN INSULT TO MUGGLEBORNS EVERYWHERE FOR NOT HAVING WATCHED STAR WARS BEFORE. And you've successfully caught my interest, babe. New Year's Party? So in.

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