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Post by aidan on Aug 24, 2011 2:46:02 GMT -5
It suits you. I'm not going to go into the psychology of it, Imogen, I'm not that kinda guy. But I guess it makes sense. And they're in dorm room, damn woman, patience. I'm still in the Great Hall. I'll send them to you with the next reply, if you're good.
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Post by Imogen Sauveterre on Aug 24, 2011 2:49:01 GMT -5
"If I'm good"? Haha, what do you want me to do, get down on my knees and beg for a treat?
Patience is a virtue I clearly don't have. Maybe I should just Summon the damn things.
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Post by aidan on Aug 24, 2011 2:53:56 GMT -5
Worst idea I've ever heard. It's a mess in there. You'd rip something. Or break something else. And I wouldn't be happy.
And yeah, probably. That's why I gave you the hypothetical cookie. I'm training you to be dirty. So, Imogen, onto your knees.
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Post by Imogen Sauveterre on Aug 24, 2011 3:01:27 GMT -5
I'd be careful.
Quick, possibly unrelated question to my current position (such a pity you can't see it, unless your super Batman powers enable you to see through walls - or is that Superman?): is there a connection to being on my knees and Leo a bloke asking a girl he might fancy/be interested in dating if she's Catholic? I'm curious, oh guru of all things dirty-minded and un-sheltered.
Training me? Do I get a special spiked collar and a leash now, too?
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Post by aidan on Aug 24, 2011 3:08:51 GMT -5
Superman, Imogen. I imagine any man would ask his bird that, assuming he likes her enough he might be interested in marrying her, procreating, and passing the religion along to the little ones. Standard pre-dating question for anyone passionate about their religion. And no, there is no connection. Unless he's really good. Then he'd like to pray with you.
If you want one! I have a few extras, though. You seem like you'll be pretty hard to break in, but I'm up for the challenge.
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Post by Imogen Sauveterre on Aug 24, 2011 3:12:29 GMT -5
Oh, all right. I dunno, I heard some bloke joking with my brother about certain girls being better because they "pray on their knees" or something, but I don't see what that has to do with anything. This is why I can't take religion seriously.
Break in? Jesus, Batman, I'm not a horse. No one's about to ride me.
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Post by aidan on Aug 25, 2011 22:24:09 GMT -5
That's a joke. It has to do with blowjobs. Do you know what a blowjob is, Imogen?
...But you are a girl.
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Post by Imogen Sauveterre on Aug 25, 2011 22:31:16 GMT -5
Of course I know what that is. I'm not completely naive. I know it's not the same as blowing raspberries on someone's stomach Give me some credit, Aodhán.
And that has what to do with anything?
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Post by aidan on Aug 25, 2011 22:33:16 GMT -5
I can't give you too much credit if you don't understand the connection between being ridden and being a girl.
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Post by Imogen Sauveterre on Aug 25, 2011 22:34:20 GMT -5
Maybe it's because I'm so used to doing the riding.
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Post by aidan on Aug 25, 2011 22:35:26 GMT -5
You're into that, yeah?
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Post by Imogen Sauveterre on Aug 25, 2011 22:37:05 GMT -5
Wouldn't you like to know.
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Post by aidan on Aug 25, 2011 22:41:51 GMT -5
I would like to know.
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Post by Imogen Sauveterre on Aug 25, 2011 22:45:00 GMT -5
Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but I can't tell you.
I actually can't. Haha. Yet to, er, find out... Okay, well, now that I've made this seriously awkward, let's move on.
How come you don't want to join Quidditch? I've heard there are slots open on the team.
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Post by aidan on Aug 25, 2011 22:49:38 GMT -5
Don't take all the credit for the awkwardity, woman, that was set up by this geni-ass
I'll consider it.
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