hey baby, i'm a ROCKSTAR

[Regulus Black]

It's rude to be as attractive as you are.

And I would highly recommend not wearing that intoxicating perfume if you're interested in remaining chaste.

alice

[Alice Prewett]

It's rude to be as womanizing as you are, but I don't see that stopping you.

I'll wear whatever I want, thank you very much. Block your nose if it bothers you that much.

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[Regulus Black]

Now you're just being malicious, darling. I only meant to flatter you.

[Alice Prewett]

You have an odd way of flattering girls, Black. I thought you were meant to be charming.

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[Regulus Black]

You get offended easily, Prewett. And the charm comes after the flattery.

[Alice Prewett]

See, the thing is, Black is not so bad on the tongue, meanwhile Prewett is so unfriendly. I'll go by Alice or nothing at all.

I'm still waiting on the charm.

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[Regulus Black]

Unfortunately I've now lost interest.

[Alice Prewett]

Oh come off it, Black. I'm plenty interesting. Don't be a drag.

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[Regulus Black]

You can't rush the charm, Alice; it's an art, and I've got to be inspired.

Scoot a little closer and maybe that perfume will do the trick.

[Alice Prewett]

And be within groping distance? No thanks. I've seen those hands of yours, Black. They like to grab, and my body parts prefer to remain untouched; at least by the likes of you. Who knows where those fingers have been?

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[Regulus Black]

I do, actually, and I assure you they have been in good company.

[Alice Prewett]

Your definition of "good company" is extremely different from mine.

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[Regulus Black]

In that it is inferior? Yes.

[Alice Prewett]

Wow. I didn't really believe it before, but you really suck.

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[Regulus Black]

That I too, and very well, if I might add.