chucktatorship``

[danny]

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meet dante odin mulciber, otherwise known as danny. this boy is eighteen years old and is a former slytherin, though he's currently aligned with the death eaters.[/blockquote]

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X chuck norris drives a ice cream truck covered in human skulls • partners in crime
X when the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for chuck norris • other half
X there is no ctrl button on chuck norris's computer. chuck norris is always in control • best friends
X the quickest way to a man's heart is with chuck norris's fist • close friends
X if you spell chuck norris is scrabble you win. forever. • good friends
X chuck norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis • average friends
X there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris allows to live • new friends
X contrary to popular belief, america is not a democracy, it is a chucktatorship • childhood friends
X chuck norris will attain statehood in 2009. his state flower will be the magnolia • partying friends
X chuck norris doesn't play god. playing is for children. • drinking buddies
X chuck norris cannot love, he can only not kill • on and off friends
X chuck norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves • friends with benefits
X police label anyone attacking chuck norris as a code 45-11... a suicide • enemies turned friends
X chuck norris sheds his skin twice a year • friends by association
X there are no steroids in baseball. just players chuck norris has breathed on • first name basis
X chuck norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. • know the face
X chuck norris can slam a revolving door • secret friends
X helen keller's favorite color is chuck norris. • forbidden friends

»__international language
X apple pays chuck norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song • final
X chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open • current
X chuck norris does not sleep. he waits, • future
X some kids play kick the can. chuck norris played kick the keg. • exes on good terms
X chuck norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. at night. • exes on bad terms
X the reason the color pink still exists is because chuck norris is colorblind • exes - neutral terms
X chuck norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost • mixed feelings
X some people ask for a kleenex when they sneeze. chuck norris asks for a body bag • lust
X bigfoot takes pictures of chuck norris • lingering feelings
X chuck norris can unscramble an egg. • fuck buddies
X earth's emergency defense plan in case of an alien invasion is chuck norris • makeout buddies
X chuck norris was what willis is talking about • one night stand
X chuck norris let the dogs out • cheating on me
X chuck norris once bench-pressed the entire state of ohio, and all of its residents • cheating on you
X chuck norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... celsius • crushing on me
X some people say that chuck norris is a myth. those "some people" are now dead • crushing on you
X chuck norris's show is called walker: texas ranger, since chuck norris doesn't run • mutual crush
X chuck norris can judge a book by its cover • secret/forbidden lovers
X chuck norris uses red hot lava to moisurize his skin • abusive

»__start the flashing lights
[/font]X chuck norris is allowed to talk about fight club • die bitch die
X chuck norris invented the corn dog • hardcore hatred
X when chuck norris picks his nose, he really does find gold • i hate you
X chuck norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life • you hate me
X chuck norris did in fact build rome in one day • mutual hate/dislike
X chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun • rivalry
X superman watched an episode of walker texas ranger and cried himself to sleep. • annoyance
X the secret ingredient in dr. pepper is chuck norris. all 23 of them. • jealous of me
X chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he has never cried • jeaolus of you
X chuck norris has counted to infinity - twice • avoidance
X chuck norris doesn't believe in germany • indifference
X chuck norris shot the sheriff but he roundhouse kicked the deputy • friends turned enemies
X chuck norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink • frenemies
X the bible was originally entitled "chuck norris and friends" • enemies by association
X chuck norris knows where waldo is • bad first impression
X if at first you don't succeed, you're not chuck norris • friendly rivals

»__back down, we see you
X chuck norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is • mother
X chuck norris does not get frostbite. chuck norris bites frost • father
X chuck norris is my homeboy • sister
X what was going through the minds of all chuck norris' victims before they died? his shoe. • sister
X chuck norris can unscramble an egg • family -- other
X chuck norris can have his cake AND eat it too • protective over me
X chuck norris thinks elly emm is the best since she made this plot. • protective over you
X chuck norris is the only hand that can beat royal flush • mutual protection
X chuck norris invented the apple • respect me
X chuck norris has a vacation home on the sun • respect you
X P is for chuck norris, as is every other letter in the alphabet • mutual respect
X chuck norris CAN lick his elbow • admires me
X chuck norris does not love raymond • admires you
X chuck norris puts the FUN in funeral • mutual admiration
X chuck norris does not dance. he roundhouse kicks to the beat • co-workers
X when chuck norris picks his nose, he really does find gold • bandmates
X the only reason the color pink still exists is because chuck norris is colorblind • room-mates
X chuck norris' house has no doors. just walls he walks through • good influence
X when taking the SAT, write "chuck norris" for every answer. you will score over 8000 • bad influence
X chuck norris has 12 moons. one of those moons is earth • mentor
X it takes chuck norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes • confidante
X chuck norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom • never spoken
X chuck norris can strike a match on a bar of soap • other -- specify


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omg. did you know that this was made by little miss elly.com of the fantabulous Caution 2.0?!!? well it was. steal, and the one and only chuck norris WILL kill you. trust me. i made this plot out of facts about him, the least he'll do is defend moi. the colors, well, i'm not sure if that ol' color blender will kill you, but i did use it. plotting? the only thing i can say is quote me for the colors, and make it interesting. seriously. that ain't a joke.

[three matching icons here]
this little [girl/boy] is named name in house colour.
i've known [her/him] for [number of years] and think
danny is [fill this in, keep it shortish].

[history here in first person. don't be afraid to use your words.]

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[color=Black]this little [girl/boy] is named [color=red/orange/blue/green/firebrick/dimgray]name in house colour[/color].
i've known [her/him] for [b][number of years][/b] and think
danny is [b][fill this in, keep it shortish][/b]. [/center]
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[blockquote][history here in first person.  don't be afraid to use your words.][/color]
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[danny]

boys.

this little boy is named sebastian travers.
i've known him for ages and think
danny is amusing to an extent.

[/color] chuck norris drives a ice cream truck covered in human skulls • partners in crime
X chuck norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis • average friends
X contrary to popular belief, america is not a democracy, it is a chucktatorship • childhood friends
X P is for chuck norris, as is every other letter in the alphabet • mutual respect
X chuck norris does not dance. he roundhouse kicks to the beat • co-workers[/ul]

”I’m seriously being forced to do this? –sigh- Um, I’ve known Danny since forever because his parents and my parents attended the same social events; we talked and became friends when we were younger. We’re not close at all, and there’s a two year age difference and all, but he’s alright, makes a good dueling partner. He’s talented, I guess I could say, although I feel he’s too soft sometimes. He has to grow a strong backbone or he won’t get anywhere in his life, and if he did all he could, he could get places.”

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[danny]

girls.

this little girl is named Dorcas Winter Meadows.
i've known her for eight years and think
danny is someone she couldn't figure out.

[/color] chuck norris is allowed to talk about fight club • die bitch die
X chuck norris invented the corn dog • hardcore hatred
X when chuck norris picks his nose, he really does find gold • i hate you
X chuck norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life • you hate me
X chuck norris did in fact build rome in one day • mutual hate/dislike
X chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun • rivalry
X superman watched an episode of walker texas ranger and cried himself to sleep. • annoyance [/ul]

This boy. Ugh. I really truly believed he was going to turn out good, but I still knew that it would come out like this. Ever since we were little, I've tried to reach out to him, like he needed it, but still, I enjoyed our rivalry thing back in our first year and on. Unfortunately, it grew into something I wanted nothing to do with, but now seeming as he is a death eater, and I am an order member, are fights are going to get real, and one of us is probably going to die. There's nothing really tying me to him emotionally, so I wouldn't really have a problem with him gone. He's caused enough problems for one person.

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[kaseykorin]

this little girl is named Dorcas Winter Meadows.
i've known her for eight years and think
danny is someone she couldn't figure out.

[/color] chuck norris is allowed to talk about fight club • die bitch die
X chuck norris invented the corn dog • hardcore hatred
X when chuck norris picks his nose, he really does find gold • i hate you
X chuck norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life • you hate me
X chuck norris did in fact build rome in one day • mutual hate/dislike
X chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun • rivalry
X superman watched an episode of walker texas ranger and cried himself to sleep. • annoyance [/ul]

This boy. Ugh. I really truly believed he was going to turn out good, but I still knew that it would come out like this. Ever since we were little, I've tried to reach out to him, like he needed it, but still, I enjoyed our rivalry thing back in our first year and on. Unfortunately, it grew into something I wanted nothing to do with, but now seeming as he is a death eater, and I am an order member, are fights are going to get real, and one of us is probably going to die. There's nothing really tying me to him emotionally, so I wouldn't really have a problem with him gone. He's caused enough problems for one person.

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[color=Black]this little girl is named [color=firebrick]Dorcas Winter Meadows[/color].
i've known her for [b]eight years[/b] and think
danny is [b]someone she couldn't figure out[/b]. [/center]
[ul] [color=8DCC23]X[/color] [color=0099CC]chuck norris is allowed to talk about fight club[/color] • [color=black]die [s]bitch[/s] die[/color]
[color=7AD429]X[/color] [color=05A2BE]chuck norris invented the corn dog[/color] • [color=black]hardcore hatred[/color]
[color=67DD2F]X[/color] [color=09ACB0]when chuck norris picks his nose, he really does find gold[/color] • [color=black]i hate you[/color]
[color=54E535]X[/color] [color=0EB5A2]chuck norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life[/color] • [color=black]you hate me[/color]
[color=41EE3B]X[/color] [color=13BE94]chuck norris did in fact build rome in one day[/color] • [color=black]mutual hate/dislike[/color]
[color=2EF641]X[/color] [color=17C786]chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun[/color] • [color=black]rivalry[/color]
[color=2AEC4F]X[/color] [color=1CD179]superman watched an episode of walker texas ranger and cried himself to sleep.[/color] • [color=black]annoyance[/color] [/ul]
[blockquote]This boy. Ugh. I really truly believed he was going to turn out good, but I still knew that it would come out like this. Ever since we were little, I've tried to reach out to him, like he needed it, but still, I enjoyed our rivalry thing back in our first year and on. Unfortunately, it grew into something I wanted nothing to do with, but now seeming as he is a death eater, and I am an order member, are fights are going to get real, and one of us is probably going to die. There's nothing really tying me to him emotionally, so I wouldn't really have a problem with him gone. He's caused enough problems for one person.[/color]
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