the technicolor phase

[tegan]

[tegan]

oh, i don't wanna grow up,
wish i'd never grown up
i could still be little
oh, i don't wanna grow up,
wish i'd never grown up
it could still be simple

You have new diary smell, did you know that, diary? Well, now you do. And it's yummy. Fresh pages, fresh leather, fresh quill, fresh ink... I'm ready to go for the new school year, I think! Yes. Well. I suppose you want to know what I've been up to? Not much. Roddy and I just arrived at Hogwarts now, and I'm sitting in my dormitory unpacking and waiting for Cissy to show up so we can gossip about all the new ugly ickle first years just waiting to pollute our hallways with their pimples. I'm kind of sad about that. About the anything-but-pulchritudinous-additions-to-our-school, but also about Roddy. I think he's afraid to hit puberty. He's a late bloomer and something tells me he's glad. He and I don't really want to breed. Is that crazy? I don't know, Grandpap tells me it is. But we aren't really excited by the idea like some of our ancestors have been before us. I don't want to get pregnant and fat and old so quick. I don't like babies. They're ugly and wrinkly and they look like soggy aliens. Oh, speaking of soggy, they say supper's ready. Got to go!

Your favorite,

[tegan]

you stand by me
and you believe in me
like nobody ever has
when my world goes crazy
you’re right there to save me

I fucking adore Narcissa Black. And not just because she has a killer ass, or because she's got that constant, sexy glint in those sparkling blue eyes of hers. Oh, no, I love her because she's so... bubbly. No, that's the wrong word. It's because she's amazing and funny and she wants to take me shopping and cuddle with me and gossip with me and give me her spare bedroom so I can shag boys. And girls.

She gets me. Merlin's balls, I fucking love her.

Your favorite,

[tegan]

the girls
come easy
and
the
drugs
come
cheap

Guess what? I want drugs. Really, really badly. It's kind of making me angry. And pouty. Because I can't find anyone who will sell them to me. Isn't that annoying and stupid and silly? Yes, well, I think it is. I'm mega bummed, diary, really, I am. I need something to get me through the day. Something trippy and spiffy that will make me piss out rainbows. You know what I mean? Well, I know what I mean, and that's all that matters, since I'm the only one who's supposed to be reading out of this stupid book.

If anyone else does happen to read this, though: could you find me some pretty druggies? Please?

Your favorite,