F A K E It {OPEN}

[harper]

my time is coming.

She snorted at the very thought of him being like her when it comes to food. She was such a little hog, but her parents put up with her. Harper watched him mess up his hair to it's perfect messiness again, and she smirked and put her hands up there, and messed it up. “Listen here little mister, you need to stop showing off.” Of course she was kidding, but a part of her wasn't, She did envy the fact that he could do anything to his hair and it would look so perfect, while if she messed hers up, it would look so horrible a werewolf looked good compared to her. Supromink? Sounded like a new sub-species of weasel. Or a new flavour of ice cream. “Supromink? Very, very sexy.” Of course, how could anyone deny that? Though, these days, most anything could be sexy – even her. HA. What a laugh, a joke, a mockery, a farce.

When he hugged her, she decided to just give in and not play coy any longer – she wrapped her arms around the boy known as Supromink and chuckled lightly at his next statement. “A catch? I don't think I'd go that far. After all, fishermen get better than me.” What a horrible thing to say about yourself, but when you thought it was true, you know you have to let everyone know it; unless you are the silent, non-emotional type. Cute? He thought she was...cute? Cats were cute. Five year olds were cute. But her? Eh, she'd leave it alone – after all, he needed to keep his little fantasy world alive, right? Ah, and now back to Will; her comfort zone. Harper sat up, as if she were upset and put her hands on her hips. “Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?” This game for them alone was very fun, and if anyone dared take it, she'd bet the crap out of them.

Okay, so that's a lie, but you can't blame a girl for trying to be a little bit tough, right? The very thought of what had happened earlier made Harper a bit....there was a work, but she couldn't think of it at the moment. Scared wasn't it. Nor frightened. Maybe a bit awkward, but that was normal right? She was always this awkward, but she had never been kissed by a boy before, so she wouldn't know if this type of feeling as destined to happen with every boy she kissed, if she were to kiss any more boys. He whispered softly in her ear, and she felt a shiver go down her spine again. She was being moved – by a BOY. This was so wrong, but it felt so right. She hated the contradictory feelings she exuded were so obvious. Well, to her they were. She looked up into his eyes and began to wonder what exactly to do, what did he want her to do? Dress in drag, and do the hula?

“Um.” Harper grinned sheepishly as she whispered in his ear. “What am I supposed to do now?” She wasn't afraid of rejection for her inexperience, though that was probably why most dudes wanted her – their little sex games. Maybe that was the paranoia talking, or maybe it was true. She would never know until she was used by a boy. Harper waited patiently for Eddy's answer to her innocent question, so she would know what people did after they were kissed.

[bonesy]

{{I was lost till I heard those drums}}

“Listen here little mister, you need to stop showing off.”

Edgar laughed and grinned ever so cheekily "Hm no I think not, otherwise I simply can't impress you now can I?' the question itself was rather rhetorical, a mischievous glint featuring in Eddy's eyes as he watched her. He pulled her close onto his lap and rested his chin on her shoulder, he breathed lightly on her neck and shifted marginally, his wraps twisting around her delicate frame. It was a position at was only really shared by boyfriend and girlfriend, but he loved feeling her so close to her, she was so light, and quite simply.. beautiful.

“Supromink? Very, very sexy.”

A hearty laugh escaped Ed's lips as his nuzzled her neck "Adorable Harp" he grinned "But I think to think I go beyond the call of Sexy.. try ruggedly handsome perhaps? And you know that name just simply tops it" He winked playfully and continued to hold her, reminiscing until they were once again at the bottom of the hill, this time his body was simply pressing lightly against her own, his face dangling above hers, ever so close still.

“Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?”

"Yes I do" he grinned and raised her hand to his mouth and made it look like he was about to bite her thumb, but he pulled it away last moment and rested her delicate hand on his cheek. With that he kissed it softly and smiled at her.

Ed shifted so he was beside her, leaned towards her body as he stared into her sparkling eyes. He simply smiled and tucked a stray piece of hair behind her ear, his hands ran delicately across her cheek, tracing it ever so softly until he finally pulled it away.

“What am I supposed to do now?”

Once again Edgar chuckled in response to her cluelessness. "Scratch the cute, your quite simply beautiful.. not to mention adorable" He eskimo kissed her again "Your supposed to kiss me" His lips brushed against hers "Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die. " He cupped her cheek and couldn't resist kissing her sweet lips. Once again their kiss was soft, yet passionate, long but short.. until Eddy pulled away and pretended to die like Romeo.

[harper]

i'm just a love machine.

“Why in the world would Supromink need to impress me?” Harper played coy, her expression quite surprised though her voice hinted at her sarcasm in the sentence. But, before she could think of anything more to say, he pulled her into his lap, wrapping his arms around her and placing his chin on her shoulder. What was this? She had seen boys and girls do this before, but that seemed reserved for sex buddies, or people who were actually dating. Is that what Eddy wanted, or did he just want to be her friend? He would have to be very straight-forward for this little girl to understand his ways. After all, he was a member of the opposite sex – she didn't understand them at all. Though, as guilty as this is, she loved the feeling of having someone close to her. Unless they were unwanted there, but she didn't mind Eddy being there at all. He was one of her friends, officially now, and he was welcome to do whatever he wanted as long as it didn't go completely against her beliefs and standpoints. Harper felt his breath on her neck and a shiver sounded off at the top of her spine once more. Goodness. He needed to stop that and soon.

“Ruggedly handsome? So we are talking about a complete work of fiction here?” Of course she was just being mean to him. He was most definitely a sight to behold. Though, she had a feeling her male friends wouldn't think so, but hey, it was her friend, not there, so they could shove it. After a while, she found herself laying on the ground, without him on her but beside her. She thought this was an experience she needed to remember. After all, this could be the last. She could die tomorrow, or she might live on for years. But, you never knew when the end was there. She felt him tuck a strand of free hair behind her ear, and she shut her eyes for a moment. Wow, this was mushy. Is this what boyfriends and girlfriends did all of the time? Well, they would have to be something different – they could be the hyper twins, letting them have their own friends but still having a good time together nonetheless.

Wait. Did she say they? Whoa, whoa, no. She meant she and whoever she ended up with in the future. Harper was just glad Eddy didn't hear that, though she was sure it showed on her face, because weather or not she said it, her thoughts were some times expressed on her face, and quite vividly. Though, you had to know how to read body language and take a best guess at it. This was when he had acted like he was going to bite her thumb, which was sort of cute, she supposed. Of course it was, but she wouldn't admit that, inwardly or out in the open. And then, words flew from his mouth that she didn't think he really meant. Her, beautiful and adorable were just a select few that Harper had caught. A brow raised as she smiled lightly, trying to understand what he was just trying to get at. And then, finally, the answer to her innocent question. So, she was supposed to kiss him? How was she supposed to know that? But, before she could even make up her mind, he had pulled her face forward and kissed her again, and it was a mixture of all extremes as it had always been. And then, her Romeo 'died'.

“O Happy dagger!” Without finishing it, she 'stabbed' herself in the stomach and fell next to him, her tongue laying out like a dead dog that passed away in the sun. She couldn't help but smirk, thinking about how weird they must look. And it was a first – she truly didn't care.

[bonesy]

{{Cause tomorrow is a brand new day}}

“Why in the world would Supromink need to impress me?”

"Why in the world would he not?" he replied smoothly, grinning from ear to ear. He kept her in his lap and hugged her tightly - but not so tight as to crush her. He sighed happily looking out over the lake as he held her in his arms. She fit him like a glove, she was nice and short, so much so Edgar found it adorably cute! Then again he found everything adorably cute about this girl.


“Ruggedly handsome? So we are talking about a complete work of fiction here?”

Edgar gasped and laughed "Your just asking for me to lick your cheek you know" he poked out his tongue at her and grinned ruffling her hair more as she did to his earlier on "I don't suggest you run about anytime soon" He pursed his lips in thought "Because it looks like someone has sex hair" He cackled, talking in a sing-song voice as he grinned cheekily. Somehow he knew he'd pay for that later on.. or perhaps that was included in the 'revenge package' of rolling down the hill with her. If so he'd totally do it over and over again. Rolling was fun "So I'm afraid you'll be stuck here for eternity with me" He laughed heartily and lent back on the tree, taking Harper with him.


Edgar studied her facial expressions and with a raised eyebrow, his grinned returned "are you.. thinking what I'm thinking" He actually had no idea what she was thinking about, but it was all the more entertaining to think that she'd probably just blurt it out by accident then he could go all 'mission impossible' and say in that awesome voice "mission accomplished". Just because he purely could. So Edgar pulled away from their heated kiss and played dead, his eyes tightly closed, a grin smeared across his face as he lay motionless as Romeo did when he died from his poison intake. What had always really intrigued Eddy was why he always died so quickly.. couldn't Shakespeare have put in - like he did so many other plays - "O I have been slain". because for starters, it was never obvious when someone 'died' in theater, oh no.. you just sat there and stared pointedly at the person wondering why they're spewing blood everywhere and why they simply aren't moving.

“O Happy dagger!”

Ed felt harpers hair fling itself over his face and he promptly sneezed, blinking awake "oh would you look at that.. I must have died and gone to heaven" he grinned, deciding that now would be the opportune moment to tickle her...


...And thats exactly what he did

[harper]

everybody put up your hands, say "i don't wanna be in love"

“Because I don't need to be impressed by some things.” Oh yeah, talk about mixed signals. Harper had just thrown two suggestions at him at once; that maybe she did like him, and then maybe she didn't. This little game they had was starting to get very fun and interesting, as if it were not before. As he held her, she began to wonder if she had silently signed something that made her his girlfriend – she didn't know it was that easy! I mean, maybe boys have this little built in radar like in a fighter plane that tells them who is taken and who isn't, they go in and work their magic, and then, they get a signal from the female mind that says 'Go ahead, I'm yours'. Oh yeah, simple isn't it? Dude, it if worked out that easily, she probably would have been hit on a long time ago, though that didn't add up to jack when you thought about it. She was just coming to terms with knowing she didn't need a boyfriend, so she didn't need boys hitting on her so early, but now, it seemed to be different story. Harper looked back at him when he warned her that he'd have to lick her cheek. Well, she had never been threatened like that, and besides, it was too ironic. A licking means winning a fight and giving the other in this fight a good beating, and he was throwing out threats that he was going to 'lick' her, so...ha, she made a funny out of something nothing short of cute. Harp gave out a groan as he messed up her hair again, as if it weren't messed up enough, but surely he'd know she was playing around. “I think that's exactly what you want to happen. People to see me walking away from you looking like that.”

“I'm stuck here with you? Forever?” She made the statement seem like the best thing that someone had said to her in her entire life. “I'm honored.” Well, this day was totally turning out to be one of the best in her existence. First, she had a new friend that she got along so well with – perhaps too well – and now, she was understanding guys a little bit better. In reality, the last statement isn't very accurate. She only assumes what she thinks guys do is true, but she didn't know it for certain. She had asked Ducky and Ryan back home, but they would never tell her anything, at all. They used it against her half the time when it came to guys, though not in front of the said male himself. They were better to her than that. His voiced snapped her out of it, and she looked at him, slightly confused. What was he thinking? “Yes. I mean, no. Maybe....I dunno.” Smooth, Harper. Smooth. She scolded herself in the inner confines of her mind and it shone brightly on her face.

She really didn't know if she was even ready for a relationship, if that's what he meant. For all she knew, he could be talking about having a duck eating contest while playing Beethoven's 'Moonlight' sonata with their toes. Before she could contemplate more on the very idea, he suggested he had died and gone to Heaven, which made her laugh whole heartily – partly because he was tickling her again. She rolled over onto her back, clutching her sides and her feet kicking the ground with her heels. She was gasping for breath while laughing, her face turning a bright red. “I-I-I-I give up! I give up.” All the while, her speech was parted by fits of uncontrollable laughter. Yeah, she gave. But she'd get him back for it one day. When he least expected it, which he probably would. He seemed to not get too bothered about things.

[bonesy]

{{I just want you to know who I am}}

“Because I don't need to be impressed by some things.”

What was this? Did Harper not enjoy his little game? his teasing? his growing admiration for her. That one did certainly hit home. He unwrapped his arms from around her and acted 'unhurt' "Well er Juliet, if you felt uncomfortable you could have said..." he muttered, leaning back - she was now free to simply slip off of his lap. It didn't make sense really, she was biting back at his remarks, even offering those of her own silly edgar. He wrinkled his nose, thinking too hard over the matter because the fact was, he did like her, more so then a friend - at least thats what he thought he thought. He simply ran a hand through his hair - he often did this when stressed out - and wondered if he should actually 'ask' one simple question. Granted he'd probably get rejected but it was just a question. There wasn't any harm in that unless Rabastan was involved.

“I think that's exactly what you want to happen. People to see me walking away from you looking like that.”

Edgar grinned quite happy she was back to her playful remarks, or perhaps her previous remark was playful, he was just too caught up in the moment to realise that and he appeared flabbergasted. "Of course, I don't want you to leave me Juliet" He grinned and hugged her tightly - bear hugs, simply magnificent aren't they?

“I'm stuck here with you? Forever? -- I'm honored”

Edgar scooted closer to her and moved her so she was now ontop of him -- as he was laying down and in a sense she was now straddling him so he sneakily peered down her top. He was a male after all. His eyes flickered back up to her face and he donned the 'cute' look, eyes twinkling and all. "Brilliant" he exclaimed. "Now for a more pressing matter, are you free tomorrow?" he inquired - unfortunately for Eddy, he was blissfully unaware that early tomorrow he would end up in the hospital, putting - if she said yes - a halt to his plans, his plans on taking her to a nice little room and having a pillow fight, for that was about as romantic as a date with Eddy got. He didn't do the mushy.

The tickling escapade had begun, she was in fits of laughter and Eddy was grinning like a mad man!

“I-I-I-I give up! I give up.”

"Well i'll stop if you kiss me" he puckered his lips, and grinned rather cheekily at her, waiting ever so impatiently for her to kiss him. He decided that the distance between them could be an issue, especially since she was wriggling everywhere, so he leaned in slightly and waited.

How he hated to wait.
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[harper]

some hearts, they just have it so easy
some hearts just get lucky, some times.

A big old hug had been given after she seemingly disappointed him while saying nothing. Harper giggled lightly as he rolled her over on top of him, feeling a little bit weird, but biting it back. She had tackled boys before, and this happened a lot, but not in the way she thought this was going to go. Her peripheral vision got a glimpse of him sneaking a peak down her shirt, and her brow rose with a little smirk on her face. “I think a man in your position has no business doing that.” Oh, she was most obviously playing with him, but she could do anything, really. But, it seems to her, he was asking her on a date. Well, of course she'd say yes, but shouldn't she give him the go around first? Or was that too....sinful? Eh, she was feeling a bit loving, so she decided against it and give him the truth – in a while. After she decided, she rolled over, only to be tickled, mercilessly. And the only way out of it was to kiss him, huh? She was supposed to be celibate! Of course, her mother told her it was so abstain from sex and any contact with a boy. Sighing with defeat, she leaned forward, as if going to kiss his lips, and kissed his cheek instead. She wriggled out of his range of tickling and sat, looking at him with a sweet little grin. “You never specified, love.” After a while of staring at him, actually in the eye, she got up and sat next to him, hugging him with her head on his shoulder. “But, I am free tomorrow.” She batted her eyelashes at him, giving him the puppy dog pout, hoping he'd accept it as an apology.

Harper was actually trying to decide if kissing him went against everything she stood for. I mean, mother said it was bad to kiss a boy that your parents didn't approve of (or in this case haven't met) but, her parents weren't here, were they? Donning her brothers' attitude about the parents, she scooted closer to him, rubbing herself into his side with her head resting on his shoulder. She leaned up, and kissed him full on the lips, but it was a quick one. She needn't compromise her celibacy this early in the game, and a quick kiss shouldn't amount to a hill of beans to the celibate god – if there was one. “There. You got your kiss – Will that be all, Sir Supromink?” Surely he would see the good fun in her voice, since she was still as close as humanly possible to him. This day was turning out fairly well, she assumed.

Sighing lightly, she leaned against him, hoping a few more pounds wouldn't hurt him too badly. She looked out on the lake and the sun glinting off of it. The colors made her brain happy, which took a lot. Only a few things in the short life made her brain - Oswald she called him – very happy, and that was the lake like it was right now, Henwhin, Ducky and their escapades, and, dare she say it, him. Yeah, Eddy was now on the list of Oswald's things that make him happy. How did her brain end up being a guy? We will never know, but always be scared and question. Shaking out of her little dream work, she looked up at Eddy, smiling softly. “Ya know, you have pretty blue eyes.” Blue eyes ALWAYS got her, and she couldn't help but stare at them. She hoped it didn't scare him as bad as she thought it would – she was just admiring them. Hormones works in strange ways.

[bonesy]

{{And everything was dark blue}}

The simple action of waiting for Harpers reply ate through eddy. He couldn't stand just sitting there - her in his lap and waiting anxiously for her reply and after-snog. Eddy shifted slightly, placing his hands behind him on the soft grass, it decided to tickle them slightly. So he bit his lip and looked at the sky, still...waiting. He wrinkled his nose and huffed, his chest rising before falling again. She was cuddled - quite cutely - in his lap, and he loved it!

He was still tickling her petite frame, marveling at just how much noise Harper could make. His eyes were twinkling mischievously as she leaned in, to kiss her. Score! Then not so score... She kissed his cheek and immediately, Edgar pouted, disappointed.

“You never specified, love.”

Edgar crossed h is arms, acting like a child. "Simply unfair, i'm too sexy for this lack of kissing" He exclaimed, nuzzling her neck affectionately. Edgar was soon pleasantly greeted by her soft pink lips on his, and so the goofy grin swept across his face yet again. " Ah much better" He then proceeded to pull her closer and kiss her deeply, nibbling on her lip slightly before pulling away and winking, a mischievous glint still present in his eye "Would you like me to teach you the art of Le frenching now? Because well.. lets admit it, you just love kissing me"

“But, I am free tomorrow.”

Eddy pressed his lips to hers and smiled, tangling their fingers together, he grinned "Good, be ready by 9 and I'll pick you up in front of your common room yeah?' He smiled widely and simply looked into her eyes rather ecstatic about their upcoming date - he'd make sure it was one she'd remember.

“There. You got your kiss – Will that be all, Sir Supromink?”

"Oh I'm hardly finished with you yet" he stated grinning like a mad man. It would seem that he was doing that alot lately - grinning that is, but mostly around harper - that he was glad for. Eddy did adore her smile greatly, it was sweet innocent and positively adorable - like everything else about her - minus the celibacy, but he'd get over it, and he'd wait till she was ready - he wasn't one to push for such a serious commitment. Heck eddy would even wait till they were married if that made her happy. The last thing Ed ever wanted to see was Harpers beautiful smile being wiped cleanly off her sweet face.

“Ya know, you have pretty blue eyes.”

"Well i do try" Edgar kissed her forehead "And your simply stunning" He buried his head in her chest shoulder and groaned "You've got me mushy again" he whined snuggling up to her.

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