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Post by audrey on Mar 19, 2010 14:38:38 GMT -5
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Post by audrey on Mar 19, 2010 15:37:46 GMT -5
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THIS USED TO BE A FUN HOUSE------------------------------------------------------------ [/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul] [/i][/right][/color] 
Well, it's finally the summer. I thought the year would never end. Can't say I liked the way it ended very much, what with that whole Hogsmeade fiasco. I'm not even going to bother commenting on that again. That's a chapter that over and done with, just like my last journal. I'm starting this journal positively, for once. Because what does summer mean?
I'm finally home.
It's good to be home. I've missed everyone. I really have.
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Post by audrey on Apr 7, 2010 1:40:52 GMT -5
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IF YOU'VE GOT THE POISON
I'VE GOTS THE REMEDY------------------------------------------------------------ [/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul] [/i][/right][/color]
Remember how I said it's good to be home?
Yes, I take it back.
Summer is so Boring - with a capital B and everything. Yes, you heard me. B-O-R-I-N-G. It's been, what? Almost a week? And I've done nothing but write to Lucius Malfoy, of all people. I'm looking to Lucius Malfoy for fun relief of boredom! Is that pathetic or what! I should probably write to Sirius, too, but then I know he's probably going to be too busy for me, the stupid popular sonofa -- um, anyways. Better not insult Mrs. Black, heh. They'll know somehow. Those Blacks...yugh. Although Annie and Cissa aren't too bad. Bellatrix is just scary. And I'm not even going to start on Regulus, the stupid, stupid arsehole who wouldn't be able to tell a catch if it danced in front of him naked and slapped him in the face -- oh wait, not getting into this, riiight. Why should I waste my precious paper on the likes of him?
Well, anyways. As I was saying...I. Am. So. BORED! And the one thing I'm looking forward to? Lucius birthday party. No, I kid you not! That's my light at the end of the tunnel. Is that ridiculous or what? Seriously! I neeeeeeed to get out of this house. Meet new people. Find a new makeout buddy I mean, find someone worthy of my time to spend time with. GAH, have I mentioned how douchey Regulus is for taking up so much of my time that could have been spent finding someone who would spend the summer with me and whom I can very happily go and visit for a midnight snog picnic sort of thing? Siiiigh.
Oh, by the way? Lucius is catching up with Regulus on the asshole chart. He keeps making fun of my stutter. Sonofa -- no, wait, I actually like Aunt Dru. Hmph. You know, this insult doesn't work very well at all. Why would you want to insult their mum? I mean, wouldn't you rather insult them and not their mother?
Oh my God, I can't belive I'm considering this. I'm going to go play a little guitar before I start getting into the philosophies of life or something equally Ravenclaw-esque. Ew.
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Post by audrey on Apr 9, 2010 13:54:51 GMT -5
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GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN ------------------------------------------------------------ [/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul] [/i][/right][/color]
Well, Isabelle started writing to me. Complaining about Lucius being a jerk, but what else is new under the sun? We spent a good amount of time bashing Regulus (wow, I don't think I'll ever get tired of insulting that boy) and then Lucius and saying how boring his party would be. So one of us - I don't remember which - suggested we spice it up a little! Basically, we want to paint their stupid peacocks pink (hey, then they're really look like flamingos, which is what I always seem to think they are anyway), have confetti and balloons fall out of the ceiling and change up the music since I know for a fact Lucius is going to have the most boring music ever. I know, I know, I'm not the type of pull pranks, especially on important people like the Malfoys but come on. This summer is BORING! It needs more EXCITEMENT! And if that means having to risk being kicked out a party that's probably going to bore me to tears anyway, then so be it!
Although, honestly, I'm kind-of hoping I don't get kicked out. Or, you know, banished for a bit. Just like Lucius, his mum tends to be a little...over-dramatic. And I mean that in the nicest way possible, of course. But anyhow. Now I need to write to my Rabbybaby and ask if he would like to be an accomplice to my and Isabelle's awesomely entertaining plan. I'm sure he will be. He's always up for some sort of mayhem.
Maybe this holiday won't be so bad after all.
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Post by audrey on Apr 10, 2010 6:43:22 GMT -5
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THE PARTY DON'T START TILL I WALK IN
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Mission: Liven Up Lucie's Party is on the go! I talked to Rabby Rabastan about my and Isabelle's plan to ruin prank err liven up Lucius' party and HE'S IN! Isn't that great?! WOOHOO the party won't be a complete bore! And with Rab there helping us, the plan is fool proof! Now Isabelle and I just have to figure out an excuse for being there when we go. Hmm, maybe we can pretend we're helping set up? Lucius IS my cousin after all. And then we'll sneakily set everything up, and then leave to get ready, and come back later! Yep, that works! And then all we have to do is have Rab say the spells to make the confetti and balloons come down and the music to start and voila! AHH this is going to be SO much fun! I can already totally tell!
In other news, Rabastan's manliness decreased quite a bit, in my opinion. Khai has him wrapped around her little finger. Seriously. The guy is so whipped. I mean, honestly! He's picking out napkin colors with her, for Merlin's sake! And I didn't hesitate in informing him exactly what I think about that. I know, I know, I'm insane. Rab's well-known for his temper and going all "RAWR IMMA EATCHOO" (hmm, I think I say that phrase too much) whenever you piss him off. But he's just this big softie deep down. Err...deep, deep, deep, DEEP down?...Around the people he likes, at least?! Or when he's not close enough to ring your neck, I guess. I don't think I would've ever told him "you're so whipped" straight to his face. I don't have a death wish, thank you very much. And Rabby definitely has his limits.
But he's still great 
About a week left for the party! I'm going shopping with my sister for my dress. Gotta look amazing, right? (; Not that I don't always look fabulous =)
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Post by audrey on Apr 10, 2010 10:16:10 GMT -5
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THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
WELL IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO ------------------------------------------------------------ [/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul] [/i][/right][/color]
The Malfoys are over-dramatic, overly-sensitive over-reactors (...is that a word...?) who need to just...UGH. Need to learn how to CALM DOWN and TAKE A JOKE! This is how the night went:
- Went to Lucius' party.
- It was the most boring thing ever.
- Gave Rabastan the signal.
- Livened up the party.
- Aunt Dru figured out who was being the "evil prank".
- Isabelle and I got kicked out.
- Came home.
- GOT GROUNDED!
GROUNDED! ME! Over Lucius- Effing-Malfoy. Because the whole stupid family can't take a stupid joke. How am I related to these people? UGH.
And now I'm confined to the manor for three weeks. THREE WEEKS!
Kill. Me. Now.
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Post by audrey on Apr 10, 2010 10:31:33 GMT -5
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WHEN I SAY I'M SORRY
WILL YOU BELIEVE ME? ------------------------------------------------------------ [/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul] [/i][/right][/color]
I think I'm getting cabin fever.
Only a few days and I'm already going mad. I'm sick of my room. I'm sick of my house. I'm getting sick of my family. I'm sick of everything. I neeeeeeed to get out of here before I go absolutely bonkers. I mean, I apologised to Lucius and Aunt Dru and everything, and they're still not talking to me, and I'm STILL grounded. Guh. I can't believe this. Grounded! I have never been grounded before in my LIFE! That word doesn't even EXIST in my and my parents' vocabulary! Although, apparently, now it's a new addition! I don't think I've ever seen them this angry with me. Like...ever! Usually I can get away with anything, but man they were pissed. My dad's eye did that twitching thing, and my mum, who's usually so very carefree and what-not, looked like she was going to hit something! At least I managed to convince them to take a week off my prison time. A month would've just been waaay too much. Three weeks is already bad enough.
Oh my God. I have to stay indoors without any human contact for three weeks.
Oh. My. God.
This freaking sucks.
I kinda wanna take back the apology now. Freaking Lucius and his freaking drama queen-ness getting me freaking grounded.
I'll bet Isabelle wasn't grounded. Lucky biotch!
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Post by audrey on Apr 10, 2010 10:42:35 GMT -5
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IF YOUJUST REALISE
WHAT I JUST REALISED ------------------------------------------------------------ [/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul] [/i][/right][/color]
MY PARENTS PUT A SPELL ON ME WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE THAT STOPS ME FROM LEAVING THE HOUSE. AS IF I'M IN A PRISON AND NOT MY OWN HOUSE.
I AM NOT KIDDING.
I TRIED TO SNEAK OUT AND COULD NOT GET PAST THE GATES.
THIS IS...THIS IS CHILD ABUSE OR SOMETHING. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
UGH. UGH. UGH. UGH.
The party was SO not worth all this.
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Post by audrey on Apr 10, 2010 11:05:20 GMT -5
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I'M NOT CRAZY I'M JUST A LITTLE UNWELL
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I. Am. So. Bored.
Seriously.
Going. Insane. Cabin. Fever. Can't. Deal.
I've been doing ANYthing to fill my time. I'm even doing my HOMEWORK. I'm not kidding. I'm doing my homework. I never do my summer homework, at least not until the night before I have to leave for Hogwarts or something - if not on the train ride back to Hogwarts. I've learned a new song on my guitar. I've practiced my ballet moves. For Merlin's sake, I colour-coordinated my WHOLE wardrobe. Skirts, dresses, socks, bras...you name it, I organized it.
Insanity, thy name is Audrey Bingblott.
Ugh.
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Post by audrey on Apr 15, 2010 15:14:20 GMT -5
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ARE YOU READY DID YOU EAT
DO YOU HAVE THE ENERGY?------------------------------------------------------------ [/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul] [/i][/right][/color]
So, my parents took the charm off after I gave a whole pathetic schpeel about how they don't trust me and what-not, complete with fake tears and everything.
I'm sneaking out tonight.
Wish me luck.
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Post by audrey on Apr 15, 2010 15:23:37 GMT -5
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Post by audrey on Apr 15, 2010 15:45:32 GMT -5
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ONE MINUTE I HELD THE KEY
NEXT THE WALLS WERE CLOSED ON ME------------------------------------------------------------ [/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul] [/i][/right][/color]
My parents are unbelievable. They wouldn't let me go to Kiki's gala because I'm grounded. I'm serious. One of the biggest events of the summer and I'm not allowed to go because of a stupid prank I pulled. How unfair is that? Seriously! And I had to write an apology letter to Kiki - that's the only thing I'm allowed to Owl. They're putting tabs on my Owls, too. I'm sure she'll understand that my parents are completely and utterly irrational. They just kept saying how "that ought to teach me to respect the Malfoys."
Uh, no. It just taught me that the Malfoys are a bunch of drama queens. All of them.
And that my parents are insane.
The end.
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Post by audrey on Apr 15, 2010 15:54:38 GMT -5
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YOU'RE A TRUE FRIEND
YOU'RE HERE TILL THE END?------------------------------------------------------------ [/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul] [/i][/right][/color]
I've been un-grounded (is un-grounded a word...?) for almost two weeks now and summer is still as boring as ever! Annie I suppose it's Andromeda now? She's having a birthday party. Of course, I must attend. Propriety and all. Plus it's not like I have anything better to do...Plus, I kind-of like Meda now that she's finally got her priorities straight. I think that's the second Black that I can say I actually like. Oh, and there's Narcissa too, I suppose. Meh. Anyway. So it got me thinking about Sirius. And how I've not heard from him in the whole month and a half of summer. Not once. Not one "hey Auds how're you, still alive and well?" Not one! What, is he suddenly so uberly busy that he can't pick up a quill and parchment and write to the likes of moi? Pfsh! I am...INSULTED! And pouting and dramatic, but I don't care. How could he forget about ME? What, is he too busy with his stupid little girlfriend that he's forgotten all about his friends? Arse!
...unfortunately I miss him. So I wrote to him. And demanded that he clear tomorrow for me because we have to hang out together. Honestly, we do. I miss that adorable smile with that cute dimple and those puppy eyes and that floppy brown hair. Siiigh. He's lucky I love him so much, honestly, or else I might've sent him a Howler. Hmm, can I send a howler? I mean, I don't need magic...huh. I have no idea how to send a Howler. Weeeird. I'll have to ask my mum or something. Well, anyways. Now I have to find what I'm going to wear! I have to look reaaally cute. I mean, siriusly (okay this joke will siriusly never fail to amuse me. Siriusly) Sirius hasn't seen me in aaaages. Oooh, I think I'm going to wear that new sundress I bought. It's blue and compliments my skin and is just absolutely goooorgeous. Yes, that's what I'll wear. Tomorrow's going to be so much fun! Yay!
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Post by audrey on Apr 21, 2010 2:41:27 GMT -5
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YOU MAKE ME HAPPY
WHEN SKIES ARE GREY?------------------------------------------------------------ [/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul] [/i][/right][/color]
You know, it's funny how you never realise how much you miss something or someone until you actually see them after a long period of time. Seeing Sirius again made me realise just how much I had missed him. I mean, I knew before that I missed him terribly, but I didn't realise how terribly I had missed him until I actually saw him, you know? I refuse to let his Auror training take him away from me again! And I don't know what I'll do when I go back to school. I wish he'd come back as a teacher's assistant or something :[ I mean, Severus is doing the same. I would rather see more of Sirius than of him. But I mean, I guuuuess he has his heart set on being an Auror and all. Sigh. I guess I'll just have to deal. And sneak out sometimes to visit him. And hope he sneaks in to see me, too. I mean, honestly. Where am I going to get my piggy back rush without my Teddybear? Honestly! Getting a piggyback ride from anyone else just isn't the same. The guy has to be a certain height (well really, it's not like I can get a piggy back ride from someone shorter than me) and I actually have to trust him, and he has to be pretty strong because I definitely do not want him dropping me. Oh and lastly?
He has to be Sirius.
And since that's impossible, I guess I'll just have to go without weekly piggy back rides for the next two years :[ I'll miss that. Almost as much as I'll miss him. Haha, isn't that weird? I'm not normally this sappy. But I think it's safe enough to write all this in a diary, right?
Anyway. Enough with the sadness. It was, of course, an amazing day. I got Sirius to carry me all around Diagon Alley. If I said I was surprised he did it, I'd be lying. I have that boy wrapped around my pinky, haha. I did give him breaks, though. Well, gosh, I'm not a...Dementor or something. Of course I let him rest. We had ice-cream, too. That was fun! And...yeah. Definitely a good day. The best day I've experienced this whole summer. Which is kind-of sad, but meh.
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Post by audrey on Apr 21, 2010 15:51:28 GMT -5
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HONEST LETS MAKE THIS
NIGHT LAST F O R E V E R------------------------------------------------------------ [/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul][/ul] [/i][/right][/color]
My parents are absolutely ridiculous. Why? Because they thought that, as I have been grounded for so long (when you really look at it as compared to the 52 weeks in the year, 3 weeks really isn't that bad), society must have forgotten all about me (which I doubt they'll do in a rush, seeing as I was the one who apparently "ruined" Lucius Malfoy's party, and oh what a horrible child I must be for doing so. Anyways. I digress. I was talking about how ridiculous my parents are. Which, seriously, they just are. Because they set me up. No, I kid you not. They set me up. Me! Me, Audrey Jocelyn Bingblott. On a blind date. A blind date. I still can't believe it. Oh, and not only that, but they didn't even think to tell me until the morning of the date (AKA this morning). Mother was all "oh yes you have a date tonight with a Chace Maier. Be good. And remember: hook, line and sinker. He doesn't need to like the real you. Just the you he thinks is the real you."
What if I want him to like me for m
Sometimes I hate soci
Anyway. Went on the date. And you know what? Chace Maier isn't half bad. As a matter of fact, for a Gryffindor, he's pretty darn great. I was sure my parents had screwed me over set me up with some sort of ugly sod that belonged to some froufy family, or who was completely arrogant and stuck-up and snobbish (are those all the same word? Hrmm). Chace was actually very down-to-Earth. Amusing, too. Oh, and he picked ice-cream over frog legs and snails. We have that in common, at least. Plus, he's fun and easy to talk to.
Diary, I think we definitely have a keeper.
I guess I'll just have to wait and see until the next date.
And yes, there will be a next one.
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