tell me how vile I already know that I am

[alectorose]

Rabster,

You better let me in on this attack plan.

tagged ` rabastan

[Rabastan Lestrange]

I sincerely hope you sealed this letter with the appropriate charms before sending it to me, at my residence, in Hogwarts and under Dumbledore's watch. I have plenty of other messes to cover up without needing to obliviate a professor's memory my first week here.

However, it's nice to see you're so eager.

[alectorose]

Oh, calm down, the old worm doesn't check anything these days. And even if he did, what could he possibly do about it?

Now tell me everything.

[Rabastan Lestrange]

I'm not going to tell you everything, if The Dark Lord wanted everyone to know everything, he would tell you himself. When the Dark Lord wants me to fill everyone else in on details, I will, of course, do as my master wishes. In person.

That being said, it would behoove you to brush up on the bubble head charm for your own sake. I have the sneaking suspicious you might have a weak stomach.

[alectorose]

Self-righteous wanker.

Oh, yes, Rabby, thanks for the head's up! My ickle tummy is ever so frail. Will you protect helpless old me from the big bad attack our Dark Lord is planning?

[Rabastan Lestrange]

No.

[alectorose]

What if I suck your cock when it's over?

[Rabastan Lestrange]

Rabastan was absolutely horrified at that reply, looking around his own office in shock, as if someone else needed to be present to comiserate with how dreadfully awful this girl was. But, alas, he was on his own.

Is that REALLY the lengths I have to go to to shut you up? It might do you some good to learn your place. If He wanted the likes of you to know, He would tell you.

I would love to dig through that twisted little mind of yours.

[alectorose]

I'm only a woman to you, aren't I? If it were up to you, would "my place" be in the bedroom on my knees? Hmm, Rabby?

For your information He doesn't always have the time to update every single one of us on every single mission. Forgive me if I'm trying to do Him a favor and utilize the sources available to me.

We are not children and He is not our nanny. I'm allowed to seek information from the likes of you, even if you are a pigheaded snot.

Don't tell me to "mind my place" again unless you want a knife up your ass.

[Rabastan Lestrange]

If it were up to me, you'd be piled along with the other petulant mudbloods for being a general detriment. I daresey, my dear girl, you are furthing the evident fact that The Dark Lord chooses those in his inner most circle careful and disperses information accorindgly. I apologize that that realization throws you into a fullblown fit.

You can seek all you'd like, Miss Carrow, but I take direction from only one source. Nor am I intimidated by a child who thinks herself a giant.

[alectorose]

Aren't you adorable?

Well, don't say I didn't warn you.