the questionnaire;

[Wendy Palmer]

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness? "Perfect"? I think I'd rather just be happy and content and with people I love, and who love me. Adding "perfect" to it just adds the pressure to maintain that perfection.
2. What is your greatest fear? My father coming back into my life, and me falling for his "perfect daddy" act again.
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? It's impossible for me to pick just one.
4. What is the trait you most deplore in others? Self-righteousness, when taken to the extreme. Seriously, people who bother me about telling the tiniest lie deserve a jinx glare.
5. Which living person do you most admire? I know I should probably put some great world leader or a person who promotes a global positive change, but I can't admire a person that I don't personally know. I'm going to say Violet Stevens, because I've never met anyone as delicate and beautiful and wonderful as she is.
6. What is your greatest extravagance? I'm not really sure I'm understanding what "extravagance" here is supposed to mean, but I'll give my answer a shot anyway. I suppose I could say my dog, Gratis, since technically he's a registered pureblood and is worth quite a handful of money, but my aunt and uncle gave him to me. And I luff him.
7. What is your current state of mind? Joyful.
8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Honesty. What can I say? I don't mind a little lie every now and then.
9. On what occasion do you lie? Does there need to be an occasion? Hah, I think this question would be more suited for me if it asked me on what occasion(s) I'm honest.
10. What do you most dislike about your appearance? My breasts aren't anything to brag about.
11. Which living person do you most despise? My mother.
12. What is the quality you most like in a man? Patience.
13. What is the quality you most like in a woman? I like it when other girls are social, because it becomes so much easier to talk to them.
14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse? I think I could stand to tone down my swearing. I do say "Hah" an awful lot, if that counts.
15. What or who is the greatest love of your life? I've never been in love. I feel this question is mildly biased. I'm only sixteen; I can hardly be expected to know what love is at this point, anyway.
16. When and where were you happiest? As much as I love school, I think the happiest I remember being is the night I found out I was a witch. I was too excited to sleep, so Gratis and I sneaked out of the house to the sheep barn. There was a small hill directly behind the barn, and Gratis and I used it to climb up onto the roof, and we sat there all night just looking up at the stars and I was just so, so happy to think I was special and wouldn't be near where my parents could be anymore. Nothing's beat that feeling yet.
17. Which talent would you most like to have? This will probably sound very cliche, but I'd love to sing. I mean, evidently I sing to myself when I'm baking at home or when I'm doing homework at a decent hour, but my voice isn't exactly stellar. I figure if I'm going to sing without realising it, I should at least have a decent voice.
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I think I'd like to be a smarter person.
19. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Hah, I don't know how I did it, but getting out of my parents' house alive is pretty damn big I think.
20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? Do I have to come back as something or someone else? I'm not sure I'd want to come back. I just think I'd be fine with the life I already lived, and wouldn't have to do it again.
21. Where would you most like to live? I would love to live in another country for a while. Maybe Greece.
22. What is your most treasured possession? I don't have one.
23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? When I'm consumed by guilt.
24. What is your favorite occupation? Healer, easy.
25. What is your most marked characteristic? I can admit to being a shameless flirt, hah. What? I like people.
26. What do you most value in your friends? Their happiness.
27. Who are your favorite writers? Hans Christian Andersen, the Brothers Grimm, J.M. Barrie
28. Who is your hero of fiction? The little mermaid. Even though I don't necessarily like her accepting the sea-witch's offer - marry the prince, or die - she did it becaus she wanted his love. She tried her hardest to win the heart of the prince. And when he was going to marry another, she was given another option: she could turn back to a mermaid and live if she killed her prince. But she was too pure to take his life, even though she was heartbroken. I know it's not the perfect story - far from it - but it was my favourite fairytale as a kid.
29. Which historical figure do you most identify with? Eh. None. Sorry?
30. Who are your heroes in real life? Probably the paramedics and doctors that helped me out when I was ten. Duh.
31. What are your favorite names? This is a bizarre question. Well, I like my own name. I chose it, after all. Er, Wendy, not Winnifred. I just got lucky with that one.
32. What is it that you most dislike? When people yell at me.
33. What is your greatest regret? Never speaking up as a kid.
34. How would you like to die? Fulfilled.
35. What is your motto? Interesting question. Hmm. I don't have one. If you live your life by one single little motto or generalisation, doesn't that kinda limit you?

[marielle]

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness? Watching the sun set and drinking tea, watching as your friend laughs so hard it comes out of their nose. It's much funnier than it sounds...trust me.
2. What is your greatest fear? Ghosts. When you die that's it, you should just Move on like everybody else. I Hate it when they move through you!
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? My timidness
4. What is the trait you most deplore in others? Piousness
5. Which living person do you most admire? Um. How generic is it to say my mother?
6. What is your greatest extravagance? Ugh, my clothes. People just keep convincing me that I need more and more and pretty soon my trunk almost explodes!
7. What is your current state of mind? Melancholy. It's raining outside. Such a sad little world when it rains.
8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Honesty
9. On what occasion do you lie? Every occasion. For breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
10. What do you most dislike about your appearance? My nose. It's so flat and pudgy, it makes me look like a little piggie.
11. Which living person do you most despise? Oh now that's difficult. How will I ever narrow it down?
12. What is the quality you most like in a man? Danger. I know, that's bad.
13. What is the quality you most like in a woman? Confidence, I always admire them for it. How do they know when they have that guy hooked around their finger?
14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse? "'Well" "Like", and "my heavens,"
15. What or who is the greatest love of your life? That's the thing with boys. You give them your heart and they stomp all over it.
16. When and where were you happiest? Whenever I paint
17. Which talent would you most like to have? Sculpting, that's the next level up. Painting is two dimensional but with sculpture, it's like magic without the magic. Your creation comes to life.
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Who I am
19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?....I don't have one. I've never done anything great...
20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? I'd come back as a girl similar to the Trinity. Confident in everything.
21. Where would you most like to live? Right now? England. To see the white cliffs!
22. What is your most treasured possession? A letter. It's a very important letter.
23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Not knowing where you belong.
24. What is your favorite occupation?Painting
25. What is your most marked characteristic? My....unoriginality?
26. What do you most value in your friends? Wit
27. Who are your favorite writers? Gustave Flaubert. He was really daring when he wrote a book about an adulteress. Like, you just weren't supposed to even talk about things like that at the time and here he is writing a book about it. And the main character, though she's wicked, is so...charismatic. I wish I were a little like her.
28. Who is your hero of fiction? Madame Bovary. I know she isn't supposed to be a heroine but she got most of what she wanted by using her charm and beauty. Obviously there are things I Don't like about her....namely, that she was an adulteress.
29. Which historical figure do you most identify with? No one. The reason people get called historical figures is because they did something great.
30. Who are your heroes in real life? My mother
31. What are your favorite names? Clarice, Lena, and Chandler.
32. What is it that you most dislike? Feet. They are so gross.
33. What is your greatest regret? Getting noticed
34. How would you like to die? Something really painless. I'm not so good with pain. Actually I'm a whimp.
35. What is your motto? "If you blend in you might be the last to win, but you'll also be the last to be devoured."

[kaseykorin]

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness? I don't know.. uh just constant laughter and being surrounded with family and people to love
2. What is your greatest fear? Mhmm, Spiders. They're icky..
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? That's so hard.. uh my creativity
4. What is the trait you most deplore in others? My excitement and laughter probably
5. Which living person do you most admire? My Daddy Joseph
6. What is your greatest extravagance? Definitely Aro. My three year old Border Collie.
7. What is your current state of mind? I don't know, I'm kind of drifting between the lines.
8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue? What we consider Fake.
9. On what occasion do you lie? Hehe, on occasion. Just to get me out of trouble though.
10. What do you most dislike about your appearance? I don't really like down grading myself. Like I'm comfortable with who I am, you know?
11. Which living person do you most despise? Ugh.. Kyle George. He lives down my street and we went to kindergarten together and he made me so mad! I've hated him ever since. I still see him now and again too, and he still makes me mad!
12. What is the quality you most like in a man? Being able to laugh with them and find complete joy with.
13. What is the quality you most like in a woman? Being able to laugh at themselves.
14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse? I over use my laugh! hahaha
15. What or who is the greatest love of your life? I can't really say I've been in love. But that's okay, I'm still young.
16. When and where were you happiest? Whenever I'm with my dog. or when I'm at Hogwarts
17. Which talent would you most like to have? I wish I could get all the boys. hahahaha!
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I would change how I go after every guy that gets my attention
19. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Being able to hold myself up despite my brother dying
20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? A dog! Haha I'd love to be a dog
21. Where would you most like to live? Mmm.. I think France would be nice.
22. What is your most treasured possession? My doggie Aro
23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Death of a family member
24. What is your favorite occupation? Lawyers! My Momma's one and she's really good at getting her way all the time. It's awesome.
25. What is your most marked characteristic? My laughter and Joy definitely
26. What do you most value in your friends? Being able to trust them
27. Who are your favorite writers? I don't really know.. I like to read, but I don't have a favorite author or anything.
28. Who is your hero of fiction? Oh I don't know! haha
29. Which historical figure do you most identify with? Joan Of Arc! haha I actually have no idea.
30. Who are your heroes in real life? My parents, my brothers, and my animals.
31. What are your favorite names? Rain and Shoshanah for girls. and Taylor for a boy. Cause I want to call him Tay haha and also Jayke. If I had twin boys I'd name them Taylor and Jayke so I could call them Tay and Jay. hahaha
32. What is it that you most dislike? Spiders! Icky
33. What is your greatest regret? Being at Hogwarts when my brother passed.
34. How would you like to die? What kind of question is that? haha Painless? ooo actually, I want to be a hero! So something heroic; yeah.
35. What is your motto? Live life like there's no tomorrow!

[Lucy Murphy]

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness? hahaha this question SUCKS. i'm happy a lot, you know. so um. well. i've always really wanted to travel. so i guess traveling. with. will. -cough- okay, shut up, he's my best friend, i'm allowed to haul him along if i'd like.
2. What is your greatest fear? losing my friends and family. fdlaksjfds. i'd prefer not to think about it. they all mean a lot to me.
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? aside from the fact that i'm an impulsive douchenozzle, i'm very emotional.
4. What is the trait you most deplore in others? closemindedness.
5. Which living person do you most admire? hmpf. i don't like these sorts of questions. why am i answering this again? gah, okay, mother teresa. shut up, she's cool.
6. What is your greatest extravagance? my friends.
7. What is your current state of mind? i'm a bit sleepy, but overall very much content.
8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue? eugh, i'm going to be unoriginal and say chastity.
9. On what occasion do you lie? to keep my friends and family protected and unhurt.
10. What do you most dislike about your appearance? my teeth are big, and my ears are...okay, seriously? they're hilarious. i laugh about them nearly every single day. so in case you wonder why i don't wear my hair up, now you know.
11. Which living person do you most despise? he-who-must-not-be-named. ha. like i'd hate anyone else........oh, well, i guess i hate jazz rozanski. fuckin' bitch.
12. What is the quality you most like in a man? his ability to connect with me? er, very vague, i know, but i don't like narrowing things down. i sort of suck at it because i swear to god if you asked me all these questions in like ten minutes the answers would be totally different.
13. What is the quality you most like in a woman? eh, sense of humor.
14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse? "oh my god" and "seriously" and "fuck". ha. seriously.
15. What or who is the greatest love of your life? my friends! okay, obviously i love my family, but, you know, i'm sort of stuck with them? i chose my friends. so i've gotta like them a whole hell of a lot, don't you think?
16. When and where were you happiest? i've had a pretty happy life so far, and i wouldn't want to narrow it down to just one experience.
17. Which talent would you most like to have? if you really want to know, i've always had a bit of a fixation on gymnastics.
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? hahahhaha just one thing? i wish i could be more rational and decisive.
19. What do you consider your greatest achievement? jesus christ, okay, seriously? i don't like these questions. i feel like i should atleast be allowed more than one thing. gar gar gar gar uuuuuugh! um um. okay, ha, my friends again. i really like them, can't you tell? eugh.
20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? .......................................
this is getting irritating. you're irritating me, you stupid fuckin' quiz. um. i don't know, i don't think i'd really want to come back, quite honestly. especially knowing i was back. like, with all the old memories and stuff, if i were to come back as a fuckin' stone that knew what was going on around me i'd be upset cause i wouldn't be able to talk to my friends or anything. so. um. if i were to die and come back i'd want to be...a terminally ill baby with .547548 chance of life?
21. Where would you most like to live? everywhere everywhere everywhere. india greece ireland america brazil colombia russia [lol those russian fucks. i'd only go there for the funky hats. damn commies.] south africa australia austria germany [those germans, they're tanks. the only people comparable to the irish when it comes to drinking. therefore they are my friends] SCOTLAND HOLY SHIT THINK OF THE KILTS amsterdam [cause lol nothing's illegal there] um um um WHERE ELSE? oh oh hehehe i suppose italy would be enjoyable, so long as those spotty little italian boys don't try to steal any of my shit. they're notorious for that bull, you know, and god knows i'd probably end up getting violent if some mofo pulled any of that on me. hm hm hm. where else? morocco. and spain. i'm going to stop talking now. i guess i'd just like to live everywhere. i feel like the more places i go, the more i experience, and the more completely hilarious stories i'll be able to entertain people with.
22. What is your most treasured possession? ...my friends. and yes they are mine. all mine. so fuck off. *cough*
23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? seeing my friends in pain and not being able to do anything about it.
24. What is your favorite occupation? lover dreamer singer
25. What is your most marked characteristic? i give the best goddamn hugs you'll ever get. oh, and i'm fookin' adorable.
26. What do you most value in your friends? loyalty. since, you know, i'm a pretty difficult lady to be with. damn admirable they've stuck around this long.
27. Who are your favorite writers? lol well i do like alice in wonderland and peter pan. oh and tuck everlasting. and salinger. the brothers grimm, cause i've got a slight obsession with fairy tales. oh and jane austen. cause pride and prejudice is badass.
28. Who is your hero of fiction? ALICE.
29. Which historical figure do you most identify with? eugh and since when do i actually pay attention in history of magic?
30. Who are your heroes in real life? my daddy.
31. What are your favorite names? i have a list in my trunk, and i don't feel like getting it out. i'm much rather sleep.
32. What is it that you most dislike? ignorance i s'pose. did i mention i don't like narrowing everything down to one? seriously, life isn't that simple. you can't seriously just maintain these opinions throughout the course of your life. as you experience things, your opinions on everything and anything change aruuughh can i fill this out some other time again when i'm older so i can laugh in everyone's faces because i'm totally right?
33. What is your greatest regret? mer, being a bitch.
34. How would you like to die? laughing my head off.
35. What is your motto? do what you love and fuck everything else.

[claire]

ummm, way longer than necessary, I realize.
Claire wanted to really explain each answer
and like... yeah, I got carried away.
On the bright side, lots of Clairry-insight
for anyone who actually cares lmao

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness? When you're so happy that it feels surreal, when nothing in the world can get you down, when every little thing about the moment seems perfect and beautiful, when you can't stop smiling because you're just so happy, when you have someone to share this happiness with you maybe and they mean the world to you, when you have no regrets or worries, when the only thoughts in your mind are positive, when you feel as if you're floating among the clouds instead of planted on earth and you just feel so lucky because you're so happy and it almost doesn't seem fair that you could be this lucky, this happy. If something like that exists than yes, that's my idea of perfect happiness.

2. What is your greatest fear? If we're talking about fearing something physical, something tangible, then I would have to go with snakes. I love them and everything but I can't help but be scared all the same, ever since I was bitten when I was younger and nearly died. I wish I wasn't so afraid them though, and I'm working on it. If we're talking about fearing something abstract, then I would say that I fear time. Or at least, time moving too fast. Everyone's so eager to grow up and though I have to admit I can be the same, it just scares me to imagine life moving too fast. I don't want to end up old and at the end of my life and feel like I haven't accomplished enough, like I haven't done anything with my life. I don't want to miss out on things and I don't want to lose oppurtunities, I just want to soak up as much as I can for as long as I can.

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? I know that I'm not a coward, per say, but ever since I was sorted into Hufflepuff, I worry that I have certain cowardly characteristics and that that's why I wasn't made a Gryffindor. I suppose this could technically go under my greatest fear as well. I'm afraid of being a coward, of acting in a way that people would perceive as cowardly, and that's why I always try to prove that I'm nothing like that. I guess I'm just stubborn that way.

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others? Backstabbing. I just don't understand how people can turn on each other, how they can lie and betray someone who trusted them. I can't even imagine having someone that I trust betray me and as much as I try and understand the mentality behind it, I don't get how people can so malicious and manipulative. I'm not trying to be naive or childish, I just despise the idea of backstabbers and traitors. People should be loyal to their families, their friends, and everything that they believe in and that's not an opinion that I'm willing to budge on. I'm loyal to it, haha.

5. Which living person do you most admire? My parents. Does that count? Two people, not one, but still. I admire them both so so much. They don't care about the material side of life, they just embrace life instead. They raised me and my sisters and my brother with firm moral standards and they made sure that we would never deviate from them. They ensured that we all grew up happy and safe and they love us all so so much. They were amazing parents. My fathers a great man and such a hard and dedicated worker. He loves the farm and it always shows. My mother's a bit free-spirited but she's always been the perfect mix of fun and firm. They did such a good job with all of us and I only hope that one day I'll be half as good of a parent to my own children.

6. What is your greatest extravagance? I lead a rather simple life but I suppose living on the farm could be seen as an extravagance. I'm so so lucky to have grown up in such a fun, cozy, loving environment and to have such a large space to explore and enjoy whenever I'm home. We all live well and even if we aren't the richest people in the world, we have a roof over our heads and we have our little luxuries and most importantly, we're happy. And seeing as so many people can't claim those things, I'd definitely classify them as an extravagance.

7. What is your current state of mind? Happy. Content. Peaceful. Serene. It's summer and it's my most favorite time of the year, of course I'm in a rather good state of mind. I'm enjoying everything and though I miss people, I'm so relieved to be with my family again. It's so relaxing being on the farm and I've missed it. So in sum, I'm healthy and happy and I love life.

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue? I think that all of the Seven Virtues of the Catholic faith - if those are what we're talking about? I don't know, those are what I know, anyways - have great value when applied in one's life, I don't know if I could say that any of them are overrated. Chastity, Temperance, Charity, Diligence, Patience, Kindness, Humility... they're all so important. I'm certainly not the kind of girl who sleeps around with any boy she can, I think it's important to mindful of oneself and others, to be generous, to have a good work ethic, to be tolerant, to have compassion, to be modest... No, I certainly can't say that any of them are overrated ideals.

9. On what occasion do you lie? Only when I can't see a way around it? I mean sure, I told my little harmless lies as a child, but we all did. Now I try not to lie when I can - I mean it's not as if I would want someone lying to me. I hate liars. Of course, white lies are different. There's the classic 'lying about a surprise party for someone' and it's not as if I have a problem with that, that would just be silly.

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance? My hair, I think. I know so many people are fond of blonde hair, but really, mine is just boring and straight and so unexciting. I'd give anything to have flaming red hair, especially if it was curly. Everyone wants what they can't have, I suppose, I just wish that my hair was more interesting than it really is. And I've always been a fan of green eyes. Blue is nice and pretty and everything but green eyes are just so gorgeous, anyone who has them is so so lucky.

11. Which living person do you most despise? Well, despise is a rather strong word, I don't know if I despise anyone per say. Except maybe for the people who attacked us in Hogsmeade - that was terrifying. I don't understand how anyone could be so cruel, how they could want to hurt other people. Kids were killed that day. I just... I can't even begin to understand it. I don't want to understand it. It's just wrong, there's no way around that.

12. What is the quality you most like in a man? Romantic. It's silly, I know, but I'm such a romantic myself and I love reading romance novels and everything. I mean it's not exactly necessarily if we're talking about a guy just a friend, no, but if the question means something more, well then yes. So sue me for being the sort of girl who dreams of falling head over heels in love and having butterflies in her stomach.

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman? This one really applies to boys too, but I'd have to go with genuine. I like girls who aren't fake, who just are who they are and act exactly way. Girls who are real and fun and act like themselves instead of pretending to be someone else because they think it makes them seem cooler. It just makes me so sad when people do that. It's ridiculous! So yes, people who are genuine are always gonna get a big thumbs up from me.

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse? Hmm. That's a tough one. I try and use a variety of words in my vocabulary but I don't know. Maybe "Oh my gosh!" when I'm excited? I never say "Oh my god" though, I mean I know it's not swearing but my parents always said that it was "gosh" not "god" because otherwise it was disrespectful so I still say it that way, even if at Hogwarts everyone just says "Merlin!" or the like.

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life? Writing. Reading. Dreaming. My family. The farm. My friends. Summer. Smiling. All the people and the things that make me happy. So I suppose you could also say "being happy" if that's not too abstract of an answer? I don't know.

16. When and where were you happiest? When I found out that magic really existed. I wasn't crazy for insisting that there was something more, for believing that fairies and unicorns couldn't have just been the made-up stuff of myths. Magic was real. And as if that wasn't amazing enough, I was actually a part of it. I was a witch. I could use magic, I was magical. It was too much to handle and it still feels that way sometimes. The very first time I stepped into Diagon Alley would also fit here. I was so happy and overwhelmed by how everything was. Magic.

17. Which talent would you most like to have? The ability to understand and speak every language. Wouldn't that be amazing? I mean just think of what you would be able to do with a talent like that. You could travel all of the world and talk to all these people and learn so much. It would just be fantastic, there's no doubt about it. I only wish.

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Well I already said my hair, and I think this is meant more personally so... I wish I was braver? I mean, I don't think I'm a coward - or at least, I really hope not - but it's not like I was sorted into Gryffindor, was I? I only wish I was that brave. Not that there's anything wrong with loyalty though, no, that's a really good quality to have. And I'm proud of being a Hufflepuff, I really am! I just wish everyone could see that it's possible to be brave and a Hufflepuff at the same time.

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Reading Romeo and Juliet from start to finish thirty times and counting? And having read all my favorite parts about a thousand times more. Haha, I really don't know. Starting to read so early? I mean most two year olds can't read, so that's pretty impressive, right? Even if I can't exactly remember, which is annoying. But yeah, I don't know. Does being a witch count? That's not really something I picked but I love it and I try and work hard at being skilled with magic every day so... maybe that too?

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? I would love to be something like a tree or a plant or a flower. I mean, most people probably wouldn't see the point in being something that can't move but I think it would just be so different from being human - it would be fascinating. And I'd be a part of nature in a way that humans never really are, just connected to everything, you know? Also, flowers are pretty!

21. Where would you most like to live? Everywhere or exactly where I am. I know, it doesn't make much sense. I love the farm so much, my entire childhood is there, my family is there, and a part of me never wants to leave, as silly as that sounds. I love it so much. I love England so much. But then at the same time, there's this whole big, wide world out there that I've never seen and there's no way someone can go through all of their life like that. You have to go and see what the world has to offer. Travel. Variety. All of that. And even if I end up right back in England, I'll at least have seen the world.

22. What is your most treasured possession? My copies of Romeo and Juliet and my notebooks filled with all my stories and my diaries. Or wait, only one thing? Um, I don't know, that's hard.

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Being unhappy with yourself. Being insecure. I mean it's normal and natural and everyone has their moments or their ticks but I just think it's such a terrible thing when someone feels ashamed of who they are or what they look like. It's cheesy but people should love themselves. Everyone should. Because everyone has amazing qualities, everyone - and I refuse to believe any differently on that matter.

24. What is your favorite occupation? I love helping around the farm, I really do. Even the simplest of chores. I love being with the animals, whether I'm collecting eggs or milking the cow or letting the horses into the pasture, it's always just so peaceful. Honestly, I would be a happy farmer, I really would. Or any other job involving animals. But I suppose what I love the most is writing. If I could spend my life writing, I don't think there's anything in the world I would love more. Writing is everything to me, just being able to create a whole new world in my head, all new people. That's when I'm happiest. And combining the two, writing on the farm? There's nothing better.

25. What is your most marked characteristic? Hm. People usually say I look "innocent" but I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing? I'm very social with people I don't know and that normally catches them off guard but I can also be pretty solitary. I think that's what stands out the most, that I genuinely don't mind spending time all by myself. I enjoy it.

26. What do you most value in your friends? Well I said before, but that they're genuine. And loyal and trustworthy - the sort of person who won't stab you in the back, who's maybe interested in some of the same things that you are, who you can just get along with. You shouldn't have friends that are all the same though, I mean variety is the spice of life, no?

27. Who are your favorite writers? William Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Margaret Mitchell, the Bronte sisters, Edgar Allen Poe... Okay, there are a lot but my ultimate favorite is Shakespeare, that's most important.

28. Who is your hero of fiction? Juliet. I don't think I even need to explain this but I will. She loved Romeo so much that she didn't want to imagine a life without him and she killed herself when she saw that he was dead. She loved him so much that she had to be with him, even in death. She was so brave and her story so tragic. The world still remembers the tale of the love of Romeo and Juliet and they always will because there will never be a story more romantic - it's impossible. No love can surpass the love of two people who died for their love. Death is sad and tragic, yes, but in this case it's the testament of love, it's unbelievably powerful and romantic.

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with? ...Juliet? Oh I know, she's not really a historical figure. And I don't know why I identify with her entire. I'm not trapped in some tragic love story. But I don't know, I've just always related with her, always sympathized with her, always loved her so much. I'm not saying I plan on following in her footsteps, haha, but I just find it incredibly romantic and I love that she threw away everything for the man that she loved, that she killed herself because she didn't want to live without him, so that they could truly be together forever. I think everyone should experience a love like that, no matter how unrealistic most people might find it. But hey, a girl can dream, right?

30. Who are your heroes in real life? I would say Juliet and then defend why she still counts in this category as well but I think I've gone on about her enough. Well, there's never such thing as enough when it comes to Romeo and Juliet but I'm surely getting boring. So I don't know. Can I say my parents again? They're amazing, they really are. The best parents in the world, I owe them so much. And oh! My big brother, Johnny. He's always been a hero to me, even when we used to play little games when we all kids. He was the hero trying to get past the evil dragon and I got to be the little princess. Hannah was always his sidekick and Steffy was the dragon or whatever villain. And Jules was the fairy godmother or something so she could look after her baby sister, it was too funny. So my siblings too, I guess, but especially Johnny, he's always been the best big brother to all four of us.

31. What are your favorite names? Juliet, Scarlett, Arabella, Cinderella (Yes, this counts!), Anastasia, Marie, Noelle, Belle, Clara, Sarah, Elizabeth, Grace, Faith, Anna, Stephanie, Hanna, Julia (I love my mother's name and my sisters' names!)... It's quite varied, as you can see! As for boys, hm. Aiden, Ethan, Jacob, Johnny, James, Edward, Edmund, Jack, Dylan, Declan, I don't know, there are lots.

[**I realize many of these happen to be the names of characters on ISS but that's completely unrelated lol, these are just names that Claire happens to love, or family members and etc]

32. What is it that you most dislike? Being unhappy. It's just a miserable thing, really. I realize that life isn't perfect and that no one will always be happy but I hate when I can't fix something, when something is wrong and when I or someone else can't just be happy. It's such a horrible feeling. I don't even know what to say. I don't mean to sound spoiled or silly or naive or any of those things, I just hate being unhappy, I really do. Whether it's me or someone else, it's just... it's horrible. There's really nothing else to say.

33. What is your greatest regret? I don't really have many regrets, to be honest. I wish that I wasn't a muggleborn but not because I'm ashamed of it. I just wish that my siblings and my parents could know how amazing magic is too and not be left out. That I wouldn't have to feel guilty about being a witch when none of them get to be a part of this, a part of magic.

34. How would you like to die? I think everyone wants to die painlessly, really. But I suppose there's more to it than that. I'd want to die happy, feeling that I've lived a good life, that I've done something with my life. If we're being dramatic, I don't know, dying in the place of someone else that I love would also be a fulfilling way to die. Or dying for a cause, dying for something that you believe in. I think it's those sort of things that are also important.

35. What is your motto? Learn from the past, live for the present, look to the future.

[Wes Carrington]

We're just going to say he doesn't think anyone's ever going to see this. So, if you really want to know Wes, this would be the way.

**Explicit Content**

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness? A beer and a joint in one hand, a woman on my other arm.

2. What is your greatest fear? Ending up alone. You know, one day, after I'm done fucking everything that walks, hopefully there'll be one girl out there who'll put up with my shit. Hopefully.

3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? I hate it when I get attached. That fucking sucks.

4. What is the trait you most deplore in others? I hate girls who don't put out, and I hate guys who do better than I do when it comes to women.


5. Which living person do you most admire? Sev. That guy just...he's fuckin' awesome. I can't explain it.

6. What is your greatest extravagance? I don't know, my guitar? Who gives a fuck?

7. What is your current state of mind? I need to get laid.

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Chastity. Come on, is that really a surprise?

9. On what occasion do you lie? Whenever I want something.

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance? I have the weirdest ass on the planet. At least I think so.

11. Which living person do you most despise? Fuck you, Arthur McAlly.

Fuck. You.

12. What is the quality you most like in a man? The dude's gotta know that when I'm working on a girl, he steers clear.

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman? No attachment after sex. It's the best thing.

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse? Probably "whatthefuckever".

15. What or who is the greatest love of your life? Macy Carrington. The cutest, most perfect, little shit of a sister. That girl has me wrapped around her finger.

16. When and where were you happiest? When I was with Bri. Hopefully, that'll change.

I need those memories to go away and never come back.

17. Which talent would you most like to have? I wish I could play drums better.

18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I wish I wasn't such a prick to the people I love sometimes.

19. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Getting Khai to talk to me without getting my face bashed in by Rabastan.

20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? A blue whale. It has the biggest penis in the entire animal kingdom.

I'm fuckin' serious.

21. Where would you most like to live? I don't care. As long as I have my beer and my joint. And my woman.

22. What is your most treasured possession? Mona Lisa.

23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Right after Bri said no.

24. What is your favorite occupation? I'm in the band, bitch. There's nothing better.

25. What is your most marked characteristic? My sexy face.

26. What do you most value in your friends? Loyalty. I'd never dis one of my buddies.

27. Who are your favorite writers? Pssh. Fuck if I'm gonna read a book when there are plenty of girls out there.

28. Who is your hero of fiction? Any dude who gets the girl.

29. Which historical figure do you most identify with? I don't know, that King Henry guy. He got a lot of action, right?

30. Who are your heroes in real life? Don't have any.

31. What are your favorite names? I'm a dude. I don't give a flying fuck.

However, Skye really rolls off the tongue....

32. What is it that you most dislike? Broken hearts.

33. What is your greatest regret? Asking Bri in the first place.

34. How would you like to die? While having sex. That'd be awesome.

35. What is your motto? "Remember, if you want to run with the big dogs, you need to learn how to pee in the tall grass."