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Post by vas on Dec 4, 2007 18:12:45 GMT -5
OOC: Um, so I’m going to try
a new approach to this;
we’ll see how this work. So does anyone else ever feel like they’re about to die because your professor drones on and on and on and on over some silly little topic like how Mr. Ogre One’s army defeated Mr. Ogre Two’s army and how Mr. Ogre One’s army was really sad because of that loss? Well no freaking duh! Someone, please, kill me – just kill me now and rid me of my despair. ~ V.A.S. Vas sighed in desperation, folding the small bit of parchment into a neat square and twirling it in between her fingers for a moment before sneaking her wand out. In her rush, she’d accidentally sent it flying into the back of someone’s head. Vas clamped her lips shut and blushed, tucking her wand away hastily as the parchment fell to the ground. Please pick it up, please pick it up. Last thing she needed was the professor picking it up. Wouldn’t that be just wonderful? Vas rolled her eyes and waited, fingers crossed.
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Post by drew on Dec 20, 2007 17:34:50 GMT -5
Drew had his face in the palm of his hand, he was purposefully letting it squish his cheek for a very bored effect, one the professor would surely notice. Nah, he didn't mind HOM all that much, it was better than quite a few, that is, if the professor had thought not to be so repetitive. It was the same thing over and over. They'd already taught this part of the lesson yesterday, but seemingly had forgotten. He hadn't been removed from class yet, although he'd already made two blantantly arrogant remarks. He blinked, and watched as the shape of the board became more and more blurry, everything was staring to fade away....Drew's eyes opened again as something soft hit him in the back of the head. The professor took no notice so he turned around and picked it up, unfolding it on his desk.
Well well well. If it isn't little Miss Vas Schwartz. Cheers. Haven't seen you in quite awhile. Shame. I'm glad I'm not the only one who's noticed the professor just said the same thing twice. Everything's starting to blend in, their voice has turned to a drone. Do you think this is similar to water torture? Wow, didn't pick you out as a suicidal type of girl. But if you really want me to.......hehe, I couldn't bare to deny a lady her last dying wish.
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Post by vas on Dec 26, 2007 16:43:17 GMT -5
Oh ha ha ha – you think you’re really funny, now don’t you? He was rather quite comical, but she wasn’t about to admit that aloud or on paper – funny or not he was still annoying. Of all the people’s attention to get. Oh well, she’d take what she could get. However between you and the professor I’d pick you. So tell me about yourself, she wrote, taking on a very physiatrist tone, what’s been happening with you? I’ll agree we’ve seen very little of one another – I intend on blaming your girlfriend for that. Vas did consider Bella a friend, but she was kind of annoying too. Predictable she’d fall for Drew.
OOC: Is it bad I like talking trash about my characters from another’s point of view? XD |
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Post by drew on Dec 27, 2007 17:33:06 GMT -5
I don't have to think, it comes naturally. This was the way their conversations always started off, it was never that friendly. Thanks, it's good to know I hold more interest than an Ogre war, I appreciate it. Oh you know, the occasional this and that. A little trouble here, a few detentions, the usual really. Actually Drew would be incredibly bored right now if it weren't for Bella. Haha, is it really possible to blame Bella for anything? Besides, I would think you'd be glad to see less of me, your contempt isn't very well hidden.
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Post by vas on Dec 28, 2007 0:33:41 GMT -5
The question then becomes: do you ever think at all? Vas smirked down at the paper – if he ever did, he never did show it. You’ve got more brains then a ogre though, so kudos – that simple fact does make you more interesting indeed. Anything was more interesting then one of those stupid thugs. I will admit I can’t say I’m displeased with her, no; she has managed to keep you out of my hair. I can put away this “contempt” for now though, if I make an effort. You’re really all that’s keeping me alive right now – I think boredom really could kill a person if let to listen to this all day.
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Post by drew on Dec 30, 2007 13:09:53 GMT -5
Ah yes, I think that's a question that you all are wondering. Will I answer? Of course not, think what you want. But here's a hint, just for you - I function every day, I put my shirt on right side out, and I even eat with a fork. There you go. I'm sure you're shocked. Drew rolled his eyes slowly, finding that on-going joke a little dull. He had enough confidence to say he was smarter than most people going to Hogwarts. Thanks I'm touched, it's good to know that I'm at least bareable. But a question for a question - are you ever nice, at all? I'm sure Hogwarts would love to know. She probably didn't even realize that she was as annoying to him as he was to her. A mutual annoyance. Off to a new subject then, going to the ball?
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Post by vas on Dec 31, 2007 14:00:35 GMT -5
Vas stared at the piece of paper, glanced at Drew, and back at the paper. He was such a dork. Oh dear, you don’t eat with a spoon? What a pity. It seemed the only way for them to ever have a conversation was to insult one another consistently. Not that she was really complaining; made things interesting. That and Vas didn’t think she could ever admit to being “friend” with him. Of course I can – did I not just give you a compliment? Just because I don’t openly throw all my love and admiration for life at you doesn’t mean I am that way to everyone, she grinned tightly, adding, just you. Now the real question here was whether he’d answer his last question honestly or agitated. That’s more then one question Drew. She refrained from adding he needed to learn how to count. However, yes. She wasn’t about to admit she had yet to be asked by anyone. I assume you’re taking Bella? Vas almost hoped he wasn’t – it would be hysterical to watch how that would unfold. ‘Yes, yes – of course you’re my girlfriend, but I’m going with her instead…No, no, you don’t…’ |
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Post by drew on Jan 2, 2008 11:29:57 GMT -5
Drew turned around in his seat to look at her face, and smirked. He often left people completely confused with him, and more importantly, annoyed. The professor cleared his throat and his head and eyes slowly roamed back to the teacher, with a less than enthusiastic expression. He wrote back with a one line explanation: Spoons are overrated. She could do with that what she wanted. Hm but you see your logic is flawed. For your idea and my idea of a compliment, I think we can both agree are very off base from one another. As in, a hidden insult isn't really a compliment to me. No! You have admiration for life? Why didn't you tell me this before? It's like I'm seeing a whole other side to you now. Wow.
His sarcasm was almost too much for him to handle. It was always so much better when he said it out loud, than on paper. Thought I might just be able to sneak another in on you without noticing. You're intellect astounds me. And yes, I'm taking Bella of course. And who are you going with?
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Post by vas on Jan 2, 2008 15:07:01 GMT -5
Vas stared at him with the most entertained look, smirking once when he glanced around back at her. She could only imagine what sort of fun all this would be if they weren’t restricted to parchment. Her eyes instantly darted to the professor as he indirectly asked for their attention. But once she had his responses, her attention was lost. I suppose you’d go with the spork option, wouldn’t you? In case, heaven forbid, you did need one. Why were they talking about forks and spoons? Oh yeah, that’s right – it was Drew she was talking to.
Agreed. I’m not sure you’d even know what a good compliment is, now would you Drew? You’re incapable of giving someone else one and no one sees it fit to give you one. Allow me to give you a lesson. Ahem: “Drew, you must have so much worthless knowledge in that head of yours, because it’s almost big enough to block my view of the professor.” She was still young enough to think, oooh, buuurrn…
Oh dang it. How was she going to escape that one? Who was she going with? Well, she could lie and say she had a date, or admit no one had asked her. Or… Currently no one; everyone who’s asked me I’ve turned down because they reminded me too much of you: full of himself and air-headed. …just insult Drew again. |
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Post by drew on Jan 7, 2008 17:05:11 GMT -5
Why would I want a spork? You come up with the most random of topics. Drew scribbled his response across the paper, a fellow hufflepuff sitting next to him scowled. Drew looked surprised at first and then shrugged, while they continued glaring. Was he talking back, making excuses, causing a scene, or in any other way disrupting the class like he usually did? No, so she was overreacting about a stupid note.
"Fascinating, the way you read my mind like that, tell me, is it a gift you've aquired over the years? Because I'm curious as to how you would know when and if I've ever given a compliment. Oh, let me guess. You're my stalker.  I thought as much." He was becoming increasingly annoyed with this girl that Bella strangely decided to associate with. "Yeah, I can see giving a compliment like that would go over nicely with anyone else who doesn't have your sarcastic and...verbose nature."
If she was all knowledable about how compliments should be given, he was never giving one again. Unless he planned on being slapped in the face. "Why does everyone remind you of me? I think it's time to get Drew off the brain Vivi." She hadn't been asked, that's what it was. And the thing Vivienne did when she was embarressed or backed into a corner was insult someone.
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Post by vas on Jan 7, 2008 19:47:26 GMT -5
You started it, she wrote back immediately at the comment. Okay, she’d hear about that one for a long time. It was childish and proved no better insult then “butthead” - but hey, it was something.
Oh dear. And here I thought I was being so secretive and everything. Time to find some new, because I can’t have the stalkee know about me. Way to spoil all my fun. Yes, because she would pick Drew Marino of all people to devote her life to. Even thinking it she laughed aloud some, instantly covering it up with a quiet cough. She looked at the professor innocently and then continued scribbling:
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Post by drew on Jan 8, 2008 19:48:27 GMT -5
"Clever." His skinny lines repeated, her re-read it to make sure that was his final answer. Yes, it was short but perfect...enough. Drew smiled at her replies, even if she was annoying to know avail, they were humerous. He couldn't leave that unacknowledged. "What assumption was I supposed to make? That you have some sixth sense about what I think and say? That's a little creepy you know." Drew muttered a generic reply with the rest of the class as the professor asked them something, and continued on. "I can. Vivi, it's time you picked a new subject, and get over me." He was just going along with it, it'd been a joke from the beginning, just something to taunt with.
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Post by vas on Jan 8, 2008 20:17:01 GMT -5
Okay, time to ignore him. She bit her tongue and forgot all about it. Well with your mind capability it is no wonder you couldn’t come up with anything better. After stalking you for so long, I’ve learned to just expect these sorts of reactions from you. Maybe it’s good you found out, she improvised wildly off of nothing, now I can find a much more interesting topic. |
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Post by drew on Jan 8, 2008 20:42:46 GMT -5
Rude. More interesting, like what, Professor Slughorn? He was amusing, yes, but interesting was about the furthest thing. "That may be, but it doesn't take a whole lot of imagination to figure out why people don't like you. I feel sorry for the poor soul who becomes your next victim."That was hitting below the belt wasn't it? Whatever. At this point he didn't give a pinch. "Class is ending in ten minutes. Conversation's over." He signed his name once more before tossing it to her, turning back around in his chair.
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Post by vas on Jan 8, 2008 20:47:57 GMT -5
Vas glared at Drew’s back for a long, hard second before admitting a silent defeat to herself. Okay, score one for Marino. But this wasn’t over – she’d get him back…eventually. Angrily she crumpled the parchment into a ball and tapped it with her wand: all evidence of his victory was reduced to a pile of ashes in half a second flat. Yeah, she’d get him back. |
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I thought as much." He was becoming increasingly annoyed with this girl that Bella strangely decided to associate with. "Yeah, I can see giving a compliment like that would go over nicely with anyone else who doesn't have your sarcastic and...verbose nature."