K.M.W.

[Theodore Tonks]

Kill - Lucius Malfoy
Marry - Frank Longbottom
Waffles - James Potter

1) It's self-defense because Lucius would totally torture and/or kill him first.

2) Because they're good friends already?

3) Because he's sexy.

Picking on Najooj:
Emery Olivier
Rose Darwin
Olivia Thompson

[niko]

Kill - Emery Olivier
Marry - Olivia Thompson
Waffles - Rose Darwin

1) Duude, Niko's straight.

2) They dated before, are friends, etc, could probably pull it off.

3) Only ones left?

Noooow... pick on Kelsey!
Noah Orchard
Amos Diggory
Indigo Grace

[aceline20]

Kill-Amos Diggory [Filth]
Marry-Indigo Grace [She's actually quite nice...]
Waffles-Noah Orchard [Who doesnt know their story?]


duhn duhn duuuuuhn...picking on nobody....
Alecto Carrow
Severus Snape
Ted Tonks

[rabastan]

Kill - Ted Tonks
Marry - Severus Snape
Waffles - Alecto Carrow

1.) Duh.
2.) Why not?
3.) Only girl.

Straight, simple, to the point. xD

...three peeps above me!
Ted Tonks
Niko Fletcher
Aceline Perezz

[brielle]

ohgees.

Kill:: Aceline Perezz

Marry:: Niko Fletcher

Waffles:: Ted Tonks


My reasoning::

K:: Well, she is a slytherin...and Bri is straight...

M:: Obviously because Brielle already has a thing for him and he is oober sweet.

W:: One word. Hot.


Who's up next?!


Emily Danvers
Rabastian Lastrange
Priscilla Pryce

[Theodore Tonks]

Kill - Rabastan Lestrange
Marry - Emily Danvers
Waffles - Priscilla Pryce

1) Self-defense again, plus Ted's straight.

2) Because... they have a (short) history already, and the other two don't like how he's a Muggle-born?

3) *shrug*

Next up:
Lily Evans
Alice Logan
Rose Darwin

[sirius]

Kill - Rose Darwin
Marry - Lily Evans
Waffles - Alice Logan

1) Only one left after the others:

2) Duuuude, that wouldn't make any sense but it would be freakin' hilarious.

3) Well he luffs Alice, duh. Sure it probably would have made more sense switching Alice and Lily but whatevs, Sirius and Lily is just too funny of an idea, even not taking James into consideration lol.

Regulus Black
Lucius Malfoy
Rodolphus Lestrange

[Theodore Tonks]

Kill - Rodolphus Lestrange
Marry - Lucius Malfoy
Waffles - Regulus Black

LOL, they'd all hate on Ted for being Muggle-born, but this was kinda fun.

1) Because he's... the angriest?

2) For the money and security.

3) Because he's hot.

Next up:
Anette Baker
Andromeda Black
Emily Danvers

[bella]

Kill - Emily Danvers
Marry - Anette Baker
Waffles - Andromeda Black

Bwahahahahahahaha. xDDD

1.) Well. Bella doesn't know her, lmao, death by default. *Patpat*

2.) Refer to #3? She was left over. They'd have a cute marriage. Lol.

3.) Pft, they'd be hot and you know it. =P

Gryffindors!
Adrienne Moretti
Nikolas Fletcher
Lucy Murphy

[johnnymyers]

Just 'cause everyone always makes such a big deal about how "straight" their characters are...

Kill : Adrienne
Marry : Lucy
Waffles : Niko

1. Duuuude, Johnny's gay.
2. Lucy seemed nicer than Adrienne?
3. Only dude. By default. (; 'Sides, he's tooootally smexi.

To further screw with all your "tough-straight-characters" (xDDD):

Johnny Myers
Lucas Juarez
Yukio LeBeau

Luff you all.

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[brody]

we can just pretend brody's gay now, right?

kill; yukio. not really brody's type.
marry;; johnny. perfect husband material right thaaaaar.
waffles;; lucas. sex. on. a. stick.

up next:
keller finn "
ted tonks "
aceline perezz "

[luke]

Lucas would like to point out that 'technically' he's sex on a dick. But whatever >>.

*AHEM*

kill ~ Keller Finn
marry ~ Ted Tonks (okay, sex with one girl one time does not beat out waffles with Ted for the rest of his life. Lucas can have sex with Aceline but then he's smexing up Ted forevah!)
waffles ~ Aceline Perezz *see above*

BAHAHA *dundundun* TEACHER EDITION

>> Minerva McGonagall
>> Argus Filch
>> Rubeus Hagrid

[alicelogan]

KILL Argus Filch [not that attractive in any way, shape or form...]
MARRY Minerva McGonagall [well, Alice wouldn't want to sleep with Minerva, would she? Besides... their marriage would be quite hilarious, what with constant battles of wit and such.]
WAFFLES Rubeus Hagrid ['cause he's so fine... though he would most likely crush her.]

Marlene McKinnon
Charity Burbage
Simone Arlington

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[cecilia]

[red]SLASHIES!!!

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KILL simone arlington. lia doesn't like people about 92% of the time. so.
MARRY marlene mckinnon. waffles all the time with marls? hott.
WAFFLES charity burbage. older women are the best.

n e x t ''

narcissa BLACK
sirius BLACK
annie BLACK

[Theodore Tonks]

Kill - Sirius Black
Marry - Annie Black
Waffles - Narcissa Black

1) It was sort of a toss-up based on gender and prejudice level?

2) Duh.

3) Gender won.

Next up, new charries!
Cecilia Greengrass
Adeline Vincent
Amista Cutting