K.M.W.

[sebastiantravers]

KILL
Ian Fleming
"Mudblood Gryffindor of no consequence? Gladly."

MARRY
Antonin Dolohov
"Yes, I'd rather this than marry either of the other options."

WAFFLES
Charlotte O'Hara
"I don't do gay sex."

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new at iss!
EVERETT LINWOOD, KENNEDY BRENNEN, DEXTER REVELLION

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[Wendy Palmer]

kill``dexter revellion. not that wendy wants to kill anyone, she just knows dex the least.
marry``everett linwood. she knows him the most and figures it could work out a little bit. at least, she'd be willing to give it a shot.
waffles``kennedy brennen. left over? lol wendy doesn't really tend to think about waffles with girls.

peter pettigrew``jonathan dorny``tj campbell

[Emmeline Vance]

(omg I had to.)

KILL Peter Pettigew: "He broke up with me. He - a.k.a losers unite, broke up with me - Emmeline Vance. Stupid ass."

MARRY TJ Campbell: "Of course I would! If you can't marry your best friend, who can you marry?"

WAFFLES Jonathan Dorny: "Like we haven't before. Kidding. But close enough. And if you can't waffle with your best friends, who can you waffle with?"

- gossip girl! -

noah orchard
jordan baker
dale wilkes

[isabelle]

Bahahahaha I love putting Isabelle in awkward positions, sorry -giggles-

KILL Jordan Baker - Uhh nothing personal, she's just kinda the one left over? And the only girl? -shrug-

MARRY Noah Orchard Dale Wilkes Noah Or Dale Wi Noa Dal saDJKDJDKSFHfdfskkdsjafksdf!JKj1sdjad1. Bahahaha. Okay. Well. It's not actually a choice of who she likes more that way, don't worry. It just depends on whether she would actually be serious about it or not. Marriage is sorta a terrifying concept for her so a part of her would much rather just be like "Yeah, I'll marry Dale haha, doesn't mean anything, we'd get along great, woooo!" whereas with Noah it would like... mean something? Which is, yeah, scary. Of course. So. It depends on whether she would be serious or not but if she was then yeah, this would be Noah.

WAFFLES Depends how the Marry one goes haha but if we're saying Noah for that then this would be Daaaaale. Duh. They can have lots of waffly fun together ;)

marlene mckinnon
alice logan
lily evans

-giggles-

[amycuscarrow]

* kill lily evans marlene mckinnon alice logan ... mudblood, much? gross.

* marry alice logan ... I guess she's the most respectable out of the other two left. although still gross

* waffles marlene mckinnon ... hottest one, but still gross.

- gossip girl 2! -

kiki valentine
isabelle laurentine
regulus black (for some time)

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[prissy]

kill regulus black. just. die.

marry kiki valentine. i dunno. she's nice.

waffles isabelle laurentine. and then, afterward, prissy will have her memory altered by snape. the end. xD

next up! random purebloods!
victoria macmillan
jada khan
voldy (-coughs- k so not a pureblood but whatevs <3)

[danny]

kill
jada khan
i wouldn't even fuck her with a fire poker.

marry
victoria macmillan
it's a smart match. i wouldn't mind coming home to her every day. i wonder if she'd cook naked.

waffles
the dark lord
judge me all you want, but i would be this man's bitch. i'd bend so fucking far over for him that i could see what was going on from between my ankles. i'd let him fuck me with that pet snake of his, if that was what he wanted. he could inflict an infinite amount of pain upon me and you bet your ass that i would love every fucking second, because he is the dark fucking lord.

up next picking on skar!
sadie macmillan
pierre scham
ethan cartier

oh god i'm gonna go die now. *dies* screw you, dante mulciber.

[Maylene Bell]

k i l l ' sadie macmillan
"Isn't she that stuck-up bitch that graduated a while ago?"

m a r r y ' ethan cartier
"What a sweetheart. Of course I'd marry him if he weren't with Indigo."

w a f f l e s ' pierre scham
"Seriously? I need to explain this?"

britt time!
. everett linwood .
. edgar bones .
. eleanor linwood .

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[jada]

Kill --- Eleanor Linwood. Jada would feel uncomfortable having waffles with one linwood and marrying the other because it would feel too much like incest and since she comes from a pureblood family...yes, we are staying away from that. Oh, and you're a girl. She says she's very sorry!

marry --- Edgar Bones. He seems like a very nice fellow and he fights for a good cause. The only downside is his morbid last name, because Jada is rather afraid of skeletons and graveyards. But hey, he seems like a kind hubby.

waffles --- Everett Linwood. Since having waffles is strictly against her moral code she doesn't know how she got here. Plus he would be horrible for a social, touchy-feely girl to be married to. And he's scrumptious. Oh she didn't just say that. Well, yes she did. Whyy does it have to be waffles? Now she's all embarassed.


Jonathan Claude Dorny
Rae Robin
Emmeline Vance

[ritaskeeter]

WHY HAS THIS GAME DIED, GUYSS? THIS GAME WAS AWESOME. I'M OFFICIALLY BRINGING BACK ITS AWESOME-NESS, MMKYOU'REWELCOME.

KILL - rae robin
MARRY - emmeline vance
WAFFLES - jonathan claude dorny

she doesn't (didn't?) really know rae at all so, she gets this by default.

UM. YES. don't even try and deny that they would have the cutest fucking marriage ever. they could be all shopping buddies and gossip-y and help pick out each other's dresses for all the fabulous parties they'd attend, duh, and it would just be too much blonde cuteness and they'd be all adorable and dljfldjfsfjdlfldsfjdslfsd just YES, please and thank you. ♥♥♥

he's a hippie and druggie and basically the furthest thing from rita's crowd but sure, she'd sleep with him (;

raiden rosier
isadora ackerman
michaela petrova

[lavinia]

Kill - Michaela Petrova. Cause I mean, I already deleted her.

Marry - Isadora Ackerman. She seems okay. I might drive her nuts but as long as she doesn't get on My nerves, we'll be tight.

Waffles - Raiden Rosier. Hell he's not a Death Eater YET. And he's a hot boy.





Laynley O'Keif
Luke Neeson
Rowan Avery

[paris]

kill
Luke Neeson
"Simple elimination, really."

marry
Laynely O'Keif
"Pureblood. Can't marry a bloke."

waffles
Rowan Avery
"......yep."

Cody Montague
Harlem Harlowe
Grace Brown

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[ritaskeeter]

waffles: cody because rita's fairly straight and she thinks he's quite attractive and and ben barnes!!
marry: grace because cute pics!! candice and kat! ...they would be, um, compatible? probably not? (but see: cute pics!!)
kill: harlem because... oh gosh, that's awful, she's the most sunshiney sweet little thing ever. but she's left over, sooo... rita's just shrugging? sorry!

NEXT UP! gryffindor girl power!
- maylene bell
- lucy murphy
- olivia thompson

[Fabian Prewett]

Kill - Lucy Murphy
Marry - Olivia Thompson
Waffles - Maylene Bell

1) Left over, really. He wants to be friends, but that's not a choice!

2) She's fun to tease? Of the three, he'd probably get along with her the best in the long run.

3) She be pretty?

Supernatural cast! *cough*
Fabian Prewett
Ian Fleming
Sirius Black

[Imogen Sauveterre]

this was probably the quickest i've ever had answers to KMW.

kill sirius black. she likes him, sure, but uh, someone had to go. sorry.
marry ian fleming. lol wut they're instabesties, and lol, it'd be like some weird... sitcom marriage. there's like, no romance. just awkward. it's a paper marriage.
waffles fabian prewett. shut up. just shut up. tralala.

pureblood boys!

amycus carrow
donny rosier
paris parkinson