K.M.W.

[sirius]

Kill Chace Maier
Marry Audrey Bingblott
Waffles Callie Botros

skldSKDLSKalsksdjksjdSl okay so first off, of course he would marry Audrey. Because they would be insanely, insanely adorable and he would be the husband to give her piggybacks whenever she wanted one and he would piggyback her over the threshold and like yeah, they would just be really cute. And he adores her <3

As for the others uhhh he doesn't really know either so they were solely sorted by virtue of "he's a guy" and "she's a girl". And ooh he's also not a fan of how Chace used to be a pureblood bully and whatnot? But really, they were just sorted like that 'cause of gender haha.

hufflepuff girl power!
jada khan
isabella swan
juliette benoit

[Wendy Palmer]

Kill Isabella Swan
Marry Jada Khan
Waffles Juliette Benoit

Well, Wendy doesn't really know Isabella too well, though if she did I'm sure she'd think she was a sweetheart and would love her and mother her and cuddle her and whatnot. Wendy ADORRRRES Jada and would marry her in a heartbeat and they'd get along and be cute together. Jules and Wendy get along okay and Wendy thinks she's absolutely gorgeous. Plus, it'd be hott, and you know it.

Hufflepuff boy power!
heath a. mortimer
milo whittle
tristan adams

[julian]

Kill: Heath
Marry: Milo
Waffles: Tristan

1. He has no clue who he is.
2. Julian would waffles Tristan Adams any day, so. . .Milo was left over. Of course Milo would be a fantastic husband. . .lulz, it's just impossible.
3. C'mon now.

Three.
Wendy Palmer -- Amycus Carrow -- Lily Evans

[sirius]

Kill Amycus Carrow
Marry Wendy Palmer
Waffles Lily Evans

Okay, so the first was easy enough. Slytherin. Seems like a jerk. Future DE. Yeah, bye bye.

But oh gosh. No matter which of the latter Lily was put under, Sirius would be in serious shit. Like... that would just be bad. But he figured it would be worse if he married her and therefore stole her away from James than if they just had waffles. Plusss like he can't marry her 'cause she has to marry James and have Harry so the world can be saved. Same reason he couldn't kill Lily. Of course he doesn't dislike her that much anyways. And he really wouldn't want to marry or have waffles with Amycus, no thanks xP

Sooo Wendy it is for marriage. And you know what? I think they'd work out pretty swell It'd be cute, most def.

Pick on Joojie!
Rose Darwin
Kieran Sullivan
Audrey Bingblott

[Emmeline Vance]

kill audrey bingblott
marry

[/u] rose darwin
waffles[/u] kieran sullivan

* I'm obviously killing Bingblott. I hate her and she hates me and honestly, the world would be a better place without her, I'm saying that in the nicest way possible. Besides, I wouldn't kill either of the other two. I'd rather marry Rose than have waffles with her, and she's really nice from what I've spoken to her. Kieran I've had past experience with and waffles are more than yummy.[/blockquote][/blockquote]

gryffindor bois!
noah orchard
severen snow
matthew fairfax

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[fiona]

Okay, this was really, really, REALLY hard for Fiona, buuut here we go...

Kill: Noah Orchard
Marry: Matthew Fairfax
Waffles: Severen Snow

1. Okay, she'd rather kill none of them, but if she haaaad to pick, she supposed it would be Noah. She knows him the least out of all of them, plus he's the oldest and thus would be less interested in marrying her/having waffles with her XD

2. Weeeell, she gets along with Mattew the best, and he's closer to her age. That's preeetty much all he had over Sev.

3. Whiich leaves Severen with Waffles because he's so cute (;

skar time!
frank longbottom
marlene mckinnon
narcissa black

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[sirius]

...okay so i realize i keep posting with sirius here but i really had to with this one baha.

kill frank longbottom
marry marlene mckinnon
waffles narcissa black

1 - well. he's a guy. and it's a frank. and frankly (no pun intended), sirius cares about him the least. or well, he's more fond of the other two.

2 - does this need to be explained? i think not ♥

3 - bahahaha. ahem. well. no matter how much she still drives him crazy, sirius cares about cissa too much that he'd never be able to kill her, like pfft. she's his favorite cousin right now, remeeeember? -giggles- plus, you know. they're blacks. so it's allowed. -coughs- but aaanyways yeah. he wouldn't kill cissa but marriage would be like... they'd drive each other crazy. and that spot kinda automatically goes to marls 'cause he's not gonna say he'd rather marry cissa than her O.o even if through some odd circumstances before he's ended up sending similar messages only with james instead of cissa. or something like that. idk, his answers here are always so messed up -pats- but yes, there you have it.

pick on fiefkins!
regulus black
juliette benoit
lucius malfoy

[ameliabones]

kill lucius malfoy
marry juliette benoit
waffles regulus black

* I hate it when choices are this limited. Lucius I'd be glad to kill okay, not really, I don't love killing and all, and there's also the fact that it's illegal but figuratively, I'd be more than glad to be rid of Malfoy. Marry I'm going to have to say Juliette because there's no physical contact required and I'd much rather not have waffles with a girl; and I wouldn't kill her at all because from what I know of her she's really sweet, and younger than me. And that leaves Regulus Black for waffles. If I completely delete his personality and all, some fine waffles those are.

spotlight onto kabby!
isabelle laurentine
andromeda black
claire turner

[Kieran Sullivan]

kill claire turner
marry isabelle laurentine
waffles andromeda black

I know, I know, prolly sounds weird but hear me out, Kieran has his reasoning XDD Let's start with Annie, shall we? Well, Kieran sure as heck couldn't marry her, since she's supposed to marry his bestie and all, and he's pretty sure Ted will be P.O.ed if he killed her, sooo waffles it was, haha, plus she thinks she's pretty so there's that (; And now, why he's marrying Isabelle instead of the more obvious choice that is Claire...well honestly, he thinks marriage with Isabelle would be much more entertaining ahahah, even thought it's obvious she isn't marriage material but Kieran isn't the type of guy to go for the whole soft-and-innocent-and-adorable like Claire. He likes fiestyness, and he thinks Isabelle is fiesty so somehow he connects that to him preferring to marry Isabelle? Ahaha, ionno, sometimes Kieran just mystifies me XD

random peeps!
chace maier
sirius black
jackie fontaine

[leah2]

Kill: Chace Maier
Marry: Sirius Black
Waffles: Jackie Fontaine

Okay, so everything can be explained fairly easily. She'd marry Sirius because he's one of her best friends, and one of the two guys she can trust completely. "Plus he's my Mr.Sunshine and like... our hearts would never break and we'd always be happy!" :] Yus. Now, if Adrienne weren't such a little psychopath with male issues she could call it a tossup because Chace is one fine piece of meat. However, She just can't trust a guy that near her. So Jackie gets the honors of the hot steamy batch of waffles. xD

Erm;

Fiona Donnelly
Jacob Lee Edwards
Severus Snape

[jamespotter]

"You're telling me I have the opportunity to Kill Severus Snape in any way I choose? Oh, this is just too much. I can't even begin to fathom what I would do with such a privilege. Part of me just wants to-- oh. You just needed to know that I'd kill him? Well, fuck yeah, of course I'd kill him. Bastard deserves to die."

"I'd Marry Fiona Donnelly, sure. If I could cheat on her with Lily all the time."

"The guy's a good kisser. I bet he wouldn't be too shabby in bed. Does that make me gay? Because I love girls. And boobs. And-- oh, too vulgar? Okay. I like boobs."

Huffles
Isabella Swan
Lucas Juarez
Rose Darwin

[jules]

kill • isabelle "bitch."
marry • rose "she's adorable, and hey, you have to admit, we'd be pretty cute."
waffles • lucas "he's one of my good friends, and he's... well, he's a bit of a hunk. i wouldn't mind showing him the other side (;"

slytherin girls!
audrey bingblott
kariana travers
victoria macmillan

[nix]

Well this in interesting.

Kill - Victoria Macmillan (no connection)
Marry - Audrey Bingblott (least annoying)
Waffles - Kariana Travers (that'd be hot ;{D)

People I'm in threads with haha,
Everett Linwood
Alice Logan
Jenna Edwards

[Frank Longbottom]

KILL: everett linwood
MARRY: alice logan
WAFFLES: jenna edwards

I think these are all pretty self-explanatory.

new graduates
alecto carrow
emery oliver
frank longbottom

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[marielle]

Kill - Frank Longbottom. I could never marry someone with a last name like that and if I waffled with you I don't know what my house would think.

Marry - Alecto Carrow, because she's a pureblood Slytherin and I would never kill her, and of course, I'd really rather not have waffles with her either, thanks.

Waffles - Emery Oliver. I have a thing for Ravenclaws I suppose. Your almost too attractive for your own good.

Antoin Dolohov. Ian Fleming. Charlotte O'Hara.