K.M.W.

[jackiefontaine]

I do realize that we have "Date/Mate/Shovel", but this is different, and (possibly?) just as interesting. If you've ever been to a sleepover (or watched a rather cheese-tastic movie), you've heard of the game, "Kill, Marry, Fuck." In which you are given three names, and you have to decide which one you'd kill, which one you'd marry, and which one you'd fuck.

Well. Welcome to the ISS-version: "Kill, Marry, Waffles."

Yus, yus. I'm so witty. Please, save your applause 'til the end. (;

Basically, you will be given three names of three characters on the site. Then, in character, you have to decide which one you'd kill, marry, and make beautiful, beautiful waffles with. You could give reasoning; you could give nothing. There aren't limits. You don't have to give three of the same sex, and you don't have to answer only when the opposite sex of your character comes up. Just pretend we've thrust all our characters into one really, really awkward sleepover together, tell them to suck it up, and make their choices accordingly. (;

Awesome? Awesome.

So, to begin...

Narcissa Black
Olivia Thompson
Isabelle Laurentine

... and, just in case, remember that this is all in good fun. Haha.

[sirius]

Kill - Isabelle Laurentine
Marry - Narcissa Black
Waffles - Olivia Thompson

Yes. I realize some people might find that extremely mind-boggling so here are my/his reasons.

1) Although Sirius does not get along with his cousin, he still is semi-almost fond of her in a very very weird way and wouldn't kill her. But they're not really at the waffles-making step - and that's a tad more incestuous than marriage. Besides, it's the Black family, people. Cousins marry cousins all the time.

2) Sirius does not know Isabelle like at all, therefore: kill. Also, I get to not feel guilty one whit about this 'cause she's my character ahaha.

3) Which leaves us with Olivia Thompson and waffles.

Make more sense now?

Mmkay.

Indigo Grace
Adrienne Moretti
Khai Statton

[rosier]

Kill - Indigo Grace
Marry - Adrienne Moretti
Waffles - Khai Statton

1) Because the whole their-parents-wanting-them-to-get-together-and-get-married annoys the heck out of him and is a real turn-off, believe it or not.

2) She's the only one of the three he would tolerate long enough.

3) Because it's Khai. And it'd piss the hell out of Rab.

Regulus Black
Pierre Scham
Remus Lupin

[dannivalo]

Kill - Remus Lupin
Marry - Pierre Scham
Waffles - Regulus Black

1) Danni enjoys waffles with Reg very much but they couldn't even make dating work cause of his over-protectiveness, marriage would be far too much

2) Pierre is gorgeous and even though Danni doesn't think she'd be able to boss him around as easily as she would Remus, she feels like it would be more enjoyable/exciting and she likes Pierre more

3) Which leaves a dead little Remus

James Potter
Drake Valo
Rabastan Lestrange

[ludo]

Kill- Rabastan Lestrange
Marry- Drake Valo
Waffles- James Potter

I thought this would be fun, but I should probably explain.

1) Shouldn't have been too surprising. It was a toss up who to kill between Rab and James, but Ludo decided to play the odds and rid the world of an evil douchebag rather than the semi-moral king of douchebags. (even if James son does screw Ludo over in the future by sharing his trophy. Stupid pratt.) The only downside to killing Rab is that it would piss off Khai, but Ludo's not her biggest fan right now.

2) Again shouldn't be a shocker. He'd feel bad for having to break up Drake and Annie, but Drake is Ludo's best friend which means there has to be some guy love between them. Plus he can't stand James or Rab. Though to be honest he had considered married either of them to spite Marls and Khai respectively.

3) Potter did wear a dress and as Regulus said to Jada in a note he'd shag anything in a dress. Plus then he'd never have to wonder which of them was the better lover. But I think we all know it's Ludo anyway.

Amory Kerr
Jason Kay
Johnny Myers

[Andromeda Black]

So I know I'm posting here a ton but a) I really love this game and b) I couldn't help it. Annie wanted to make it very clear that she does not at all appreciated Ludo's boyfriend-stealing ways. Some friend. XP

Kill - Amory Kerr
Marry - Johnny Myers
Waffles - Jason Kay

1) Yes. Johnny's gay. But it was still a toss-up between marriage and waffles with the end result that he's just really the best choice out of three of them and they're friends and blah blah blah it'd be fine. Assuming this is all before their friendship gets whacked up / after they fix things up lol.

2) Well really I just think that Annie would have a much better chance of knowing J than Amory. So that's that.

3) Sorry Amory.

Jackie Fontaine
Marlene McKinnon
Isabella Swan

[kovu]

Kill- Jackie Fontaine
Marry- Bella Swan
Waffles- Marlene McKinnon

1) Bella is the sweetest and least prejudiced of the bunch, therefore the best match.

2) Kovu has horrid experiences with most Slytherins, since everyone makes fun of him. Sorry Jackie.

3) She was left. xP

Lily Evans
Remus Lupin
Alecto Carrow

[Indigo Grace]

Kill - Lily Evans
Marry - Remus Lupin
Waffles - Alecto Carrow


Uno: Lily is far too close to Ethan for Indi's liking. Plus, she's got to be very near perfect and we can't have that.

Dos: He's a guy. Remus would probably be the most loyal in a relationship and if she were forced to marry someone, she might as well make someone mad doing it, a.k.a. Bella.

Tress: A fellow pureblood, and, quite frankly, would be the most fun.

Andromeda Black
Peter Pettigrew
Sid Darley

[Remus Lupin]

Kill - Sid Darley (Does this really need an explanation? Yeah, no. Moving on.)

Marry - Andromeda Black (Only girl, and Remus actually likes Andy. Well, when she's not being a psycho and trying to join up with her 'family'.)

Waffles - Peter Pettigrew (Peter really looks up to Remus, which means there's probably a good dose of hidden desire there I think it'd be hot lol.)

N O A H Orchard
R O D O L P H U S Lestrange
S I R I U S Black

[rose]

Kill - Rodulphus Lestrange
Marry - Sirius Black
Waffles - Noah Orchard

1. self-explanatory...? If Rose is gonna kill anyone, it'd be a slytherin like Rodo

2. Noah doesn't strike me as marriage material so it left Sirius...?

3. Waffles and Noah are the only ones left XP

Ethan Cartier
Belle Harver
Amos Diggory

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[Narcissa Black]

• Kill - Belle Harver
  
• Marry - Ethan Cartier
  
• Waffles - Amos Diggory
  

...uh, just because?

lol, nah. well, Belle Harver? gryffindor, 'nuff said. waffles? well, err, Amos and Cissa are kinda already there? so, yeah. not that Amos isn't marriage material, but Cissa deep down doesn't want to make him miserable, and she knows he would be if he were married to her. so that only leaves Ethan, who can hold his ground and you know... idk xDD

Dahliya Wildflower
Kovu Brennamen (sp? xD)
Emily Danvers

[jake]

Kill - Kovu Brennamen
Marry - Emily Danvers
Waffles - Dahliya Wildflower

1.) Well, Jake's not down with having an intimate relationship with a dude. xDDD Sorry, death by default. =P

2.) She's in Gryffindor? That's all she's got over Dahliya, lol.

3.) Well, she was left over, lmao.

Ethan Cartier
Regulus Black
Rabastan Lestrange
For the ladies? But if a dude charrie replies, you win my love. ;P

[emery]

This should be interesting...

Kill - Rabastan Lestrange
Marry - Ethan Cartier
Waffles - Regulus Black

1. It was a toss-up between Rab and Reg...? lmao

2. Uhhhh, well, he's Jackie's BFF so he has to be good enough to Marry...?

3. Look at number 1

...BAHAHHA, that was fuuuun

Andromeda Black
Wynter LaCroix
Kariana Travers

[lucius]

Kill - Wynter LaCroix
Marry - Andromeda Black
Waffles - Kariana Travers

1) She might be a little too wild for Lucius.

2) Yes, she's kind of been disgraced, but they did know each other as kids, and she is still a pureblood.

3) Because she's hot?

Rodolphus Lestrange
Severus Snape
Sirius Black

[prissy]

Kill - Sirius Black
Marry - Severus Snape
Waffles - Rodolphus Lestrange

1) He's a Gryffindor and therefore guilty as charged.
2) He's an intellectual match.
3) He's attractive but not by any means meant for a long-term commitment.

Niko Fletcher
Danni Valo
James Potter