Issue Six

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Scoop 1: Seems like the couple that's been fighting the odds since they got together might just be caving in for once. Spotted: Alecto and Sirius (I'd ask for any couple name suggestions but it doesn't like there's any point now) at the ball arguing and then heading off to the edge of the hall to talk by themselves, no more dancing and a sudden two foot space between them. Not such couple-y behavior for Valentine's Day, no? Are they sick of all the talk? Or is there other stuff going on? I do believe I might have heard the name "McKinnon" from Miss Carrow but that's not one hundred percent. It certainly fits, though, doesn't it? Alecto ended up throwing a fit and storming off after thumping him with her little fists like the little girl she is. Poor Black. He seemed a bit off too, but maybe that just had to do with Potter and McKinnon's love declarations? But oh wait, wasn't Marlsy seen dancing with her other famous ex? Check yes if you guessed Bagman. Can't imagine Khai being oh so thrilled that her boyfriend speant the Day of Love dancing with his ex. Angry enough to make her want to go running back to Lestrange? What a tangled love... octagon (!!!) we have here. And that's without factoring Evans into the mix...

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Scopp 2: Okay um, seriously: W.T.Fuck? Thought Myers was supposed to be gay. Now he's showing up at dances with Jenna Edwards - aka his ex-girlfriend/girl he was dating when he suddenly came out of the closet? Yeah, that's not weird at all. Seriously, Myers, find some boy toy to show off soon or we may just start wondering if this wasn't just some twisted little plea for attention.

Scoop 3: Well it certainly seems as if this year's class is giving the age old Gryffindor-Slytherin feuding a run for it's money. Replacing the old enmity? New hook-ups, of course. The latest just really takes the cakes. Slytherin playboy Evan Rosier spotted leaving the Hog's Head with... Wait for it. Olivia Thompson, Gryffindor's resident good girl. Overly good even. So tell me this, readers. What on earth was a supposedly "innocent" girl doing out late in a grimy pub with Rosier? If you've managed to come up with an excuse for that, I doubt even you'll be able to explain away the next question. What was she doing leaving his dorm room the next morning? Looking properly disheveled, might I add. And the biggest news? Now they're a "couple." Talk about random.

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((For anyone who's a little bit confused right now: I'm helping out Snarky with the tabloid right now as she's unable to get on as much as she'd like. The issue is dated back to when the gossip was sent in - and all other ball-related gossip was shuffled in with it. Continue sending in gossip, we need at least one or two more pieces for another issue!))