Issue Four

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This is more like it! I have plenty to report for all my lovely readers today. Enjoy, and don't forget to keep 'em coming.

Scoop 1: It appears that Marlene and Lily finally had their confrontation. We've all been waiting for a good, long time. It took place in the library of all places. Do these two know no shame at all? Anyway, it's about time! Now we need only wait for Sirius and James to fight.

Scoop 2: A bloody girl can mean several things. Add it to the deaths that are stacking up in like poker chips and we have a possible answer! Now that you are all on the edge of your seats, the bloody girl I speak of is Jackie Fontaine. The two boys seen rushing her to the hospital wing (how romantic, no?) were Jacob Edwards and Ethan Cartier. Both boys are said to have a crush on Jackie. From the way there were two boys running with her and not one beating up an attacker, coupled with Jackie's recent depression, I'd say we have an attempted suicide. Better luck next time, Jacks.

Scoop 3: Most fights are fun to watch, and sometimes even to be involved in. Apparently not this one, though. Our reader says that it was the lamest fight he or she has ever seen. Between the Meyers siblings and Jenna's darling (ex?) boyfriend. What a shame, though I'm glad to have missed it.

Scoop 4: It seems Gryffindor's favorite player is back on the seen! He was caught cheating on Aceline with her best friend, Massie. That has to stink. "Then there's rumors circulating about Aceline's sister, Jolie who's mother was a poor mudblood and who's father was having this whole affair while married to Aceline's mom. That's why Aceline hates Jolie. Speaking of unpoor-check Justine's bloodline. About muddier than wet dirt." Well said, and hopefully well read.

Scoop 5: Slytherin has a new slut now that Alecto is occupied, congratulations Khai Statton! It seems she has her fair share of boy trouble, and some of them aren't happy about it. I would wish you luck if I didn't so blatantly want more drama from you, Statton.

More to come, my dearest readers. Much more.