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Post by Lucy Murphy on Sept 11, 2011 22:47:25 GMT -5
1. Was it your intention to look so delectable today, or what? Seriously, you're giving me a lady boner.
2. I love you.
3. My ass hurts from last night's detention.
4. We have some planning to do.
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Post by Alice Prewett on Sept 12, 2011 0:35:21 GMT -5
1. Of course it was. I have a secret plan to seduce you away from Will and have you all to myself.
2. I love you more.
3. I told you standing on a chair in the middle of class would get you in trouble, but did you listen? Nope.
4. Oho, do we?
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Post by Lucy Murphy on Sept 12, 2011 1:09:54 GMT -5
1. I suspected you all along. I, however, cannot blame you: do you see this face? I'm entirely irresistible.
2. I love you most.
3. Listen. Flitwick could not see me. And that was a seriously important question - dude, I don't even remember what it was anymore.
4. We do. Come on, seventh year Yule? There is no way in hells bells we aren't going out with a bang. (That's just how the saying goes, although I'm sure if we wanted to, there could be a bang incorporated.)
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Post by Alice Prewett on Sept 12, 2011 1:15:15 GMT -5
1. Oh, it's not just your face, m'dear. Have you seen your body? Fittest bird I've ever seen.
2. Impossible!
3. Hey, hey, don't hate on little people! And it must not have been that important if you forgot it, silly girl.
4. Oh oh oh could there be a bang incorporated?! Maybe at the very end. Let's have fireworks!! That might accidentally burn people's dresses, though, and I don't want to make them angry. Any ideas yet?
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Post by Lucy Murphy on Sept 12, 2011 1:25:31 GMT -5
1. ...ALICE. MY BODY WILL NEVER BE THE SAAAAAME AFTER THIS.
2. Okay, how about we say we love each other equally? The who-loves-who-more conversation has got to be my least favorite of all conversations.
3. It was important at the moment, I promise you. And I'd never hate on the little people. You're a little people. You're also one of my favorite humans to exist.
4. Fireworks sounds like a good idea. But what should we do with them? (Other than set them off.) May mentioned something about the mistletoe...
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Post by Alice Prewett on Sept 12, 2011 1:32:05 GMT -5
1. Oh shush, it'll be even more amazing. And your face will be glowing. And you will be positively more beautiful than you have ever been.
2. Fiiine. We love each other equally.
3. Oi, I am NOT little people! I'm practically average!
4. I...don't -- OH. I'VE GOT IT. Let's hover mistletoe over couples' heads (I vote that Severus and some girl within close proximity are our first victims, God knows he needs some action, and everyone deserves a little lovin') and then, when they're forced to kiss, we set off a firework!
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Post by Lucy Murphy on Sept 14, 2011 11:55:59 GMT -5
1. You're sure good at glamorizing things. Also, being nice to me.
2. That's what I thought.
3. You're adorable. Your height doesn't matter.
4. Hmm. What about people's ear drums, though? I don't want anyone going deaf because we set off a firework in their ear when they're trying to have a peaceful snog.
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Post by Alice Prewett on Sept 14, 2011 12:01:50 GMT -5
1. Well, I'm a nice person. Nice people are nice to everyone.
2. ...I don't want to skip number two just because I don't have a response to that. Then number two will feel lonely. And I can't make number 3 number 2 because then it will be confusing and also then we'll be listing only three things and I don't like the number three. So. This has been number 2.
3. I've always thought my being adorable had a lot to do with my height, though.
4. Well. We wouldn't do it beside them. We could do it above them. Like...way above them so that they wouldn't get hurt by the sparks, either -- how high is the ceiling anyway? I can never tell. Only, we'd have to drop the mistletoe first in case it catches fire or something. And if fireworks are too dangerous, we could always throw confetti at them. But I suppose that would disturb the peace of their snog, too...
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Post by Lucy Murphy on Sept 14, 2011 12:10:07 GMT -5
1. Would you be nice to Voldemort if you were staring down the end of his wand?
2. I'm glad you did that, because I would have felt the same way. We are one in the same, my darling.
3. Naaaaah. You're a lot of things. Adorable, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, ravishing. You'd be just as lovely if your legs were longer. I think most guys like shorter girls, too.
4. Oh, I get what you're getting at. That's actually a really lovely idea. Seeing fireworks when you kiss and whatnot. Maybe... maybe the mistletoe can say dirty things to them. ...Which I guess would also disturb the peace of the snog, but in a hilarious way, so it's okay. I'd rather have people like "Why the hell did that mistletoe just tell me to be careful of my boner" instead of "oooh pretty fireworks"
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Post by Alice Prewett on Sept 14, 2011 12:14:00 GMT -5
1. That's different. Voldemort doesn't deserve nice-ness. He deserves to be AKed, thanks. I'm nice, not naive, thank you verrrrrry much.
2. As my wonderful second-cousin says, we're two mandrakes in a pot!
3. Aww thanks - wait, what, what's wrong with my legs?!
4. Merlin's pants, Luce, you gotta warn me or something before you say something hilarious, I just snorted out loud and I don't think the professor believes it was actually a cough. But oh Merlin, yes please. Forget fireworks, I'm all for talking mistletoe!!
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Post by Lucy Murphy on Oct 9, 2011 0:44:43 GMT -5
1. Good for you.
2. ...WHICH SECOND COUSIN?! There's too many!
3. Nothing is wrong with your legs! But they're not as long as tall people's legs are. I love your legs. Even when they're hairy.
4. MUAHAHAH sorry about that. I didn't mean to. We should test some spells on the mistletoe sometime soon so we can perfect it. Can we talk in funny accents, too? Just... so... you know. People don't recognize our voices. I could use my old Hungarian woman accent I have perfected since living in Budapest. It's very creepy. I sound like a smoker.
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Post by Alice Prewett on Nov 6, 2011 5:02:24 GMT -5
1. To skip number one or not to. That is the question. It seems rather harsh, because you can't start counting without number one, unless you count backwards.
2. Fabian! He's pretty much the only one with all the crazy phrases.
3. Awww, thanks! I love your legs, too, dahling! And your boobs. You have very nice boobs.
4. Ah, definitely! They always set up the Christmas decorations early, we could steal one then! And I call being the snobby French lady! My fake French accent happens to be on the spot.
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Post by Lucy Murphy on Nov 17, 2011 21:55:24 GMT -5
1. New subject for one, then: Have you ever tried to say the alphabet backwards while drunk? I haven't. ...Yet. But now that I've thought about it, it's something I think I'd like to attempt next time... ...which obviously won't be for a while but something to look forward to, eh?!
2. Oh, right, yes, Fabian does have some crazy phrases. I miss that big hunk of man.
3. You have nice boobs too! And your face... just... sweet God I hope my children are at least half as good looking as you.
4. Your fake French accent gives me a lady boner.
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Post by Alice Prewett on Nov 18, 2011 2:23:07 GMT -5
1. No, I have not! But now if I'm ever drunk I'll try it and then let you know how it goes. Provided I remember that. Perhaps I'll tell the person with me to tell me how it went. Provided he or she is sober, too...
2. I MISS HIM TOO. Hogwarts just isn't right without him accidentally hitting people with his big arms.
3. Oh girl, you don't need to worry about htat, if they come out even half as gorgeous as you are they'll be heartbreakers for sure. Actually, considering who they're coming from, there is absolutely no way they don't come out ridiculously beautiful. I mean, look at you and Will!
4. I hope Will doesn't get too jealous, then (;
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Post by Lucy Murphy on Jan 21, 2012 23:43:40 GMT -5
1. Maybe I should get you drunk. And I'll remember everything, of course, because I will be sober. Drunk Alice brings much light, joy, and happiness into my life. (Then again, so does sober Alice. Alice in general, really.)
2. Or throwing people over his shoulders and stomping around like the fucking Incredible Hulk. Yeesh.
3. Hopefully they have his height. I'm vertically disabled.
4. HE KNOWS MY FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU, ALICE. He knows there's nothing that can tear our love apart. MUAHA. Kidding. Mostly.
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