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Post by jezebel on Jul 31, 2011 6:06:10 GMT -5
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Post by jezebel on Jul 31, 2011 7:21:05 GMT -5
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 I dislike Tuesdays. They're always very boring, with Arthimancy and History of Magic and what-not. It might explain why I had an extremely long conversation with Imogen throughout one of our classes, and then another long conversation with a girl I've never met before in History of Magic. I feel sort of guilty, since I didn't take notes for either class, but I think Imogen would let me borrow hers, or I can always ask someone else. I have some very studious friends, it comes in handy quite a lot, like in these cases. Anyhow, I can't exactly remember my conversation with Imogen because we covered so many different topics - oh! Wait, I do remember this. I finally got her to admit that she does, in fact, fancy Fabian Prewett (I knew it! Like she could keep a secret from me. I can just imagine those two galloping off into the sunset. Or perhaps he'll lock her in his home and be all Beast-ly, but he seemed too good natured to be much of a Beast, so perhaps Benjamin is better suited for her in that story, because he hardly ever smiles, and I'm positive Imogen still likes him, too. Fabian can be...hmm. I don't quite know what he should be, but he will be find as the Beast for Imogen's Belle.
Oh, she also described the symptoms of a crush. They sound completely horrid! I hope I never have a crush on anyone. Feeling like your brain is leaking out of your ears sounds positively ghastly! Not to mention it does terrible things to your heart and you pretty much feel like you're dying! I do believe Imogen may have exaggerated a tad on the latter symptom, though. Still, it doesn't sound like a very interesting experience, and thus I hope such a fate does not befall me. And poor Imogen, having to feel that way about two people! Why, I can't hardly believe how she functions normally much of them time! Unless she really is over Benjamin, and only has a crush on Fabian now. I wasn't much bothered with getting the entire truth out of her, since I got distracted with these crush symptoms. Perhaps I'll ask her next time I see her. She seemed hard-put to tell me anything at all, which is ridiculous because it is not like I'll run off and tell anyone. Not really my business to tell, is it?
Anyhow, that other girl? Her name was Lydia or something. She's new, I suppose, to Hogwarts. And she told me this story about a girl who murdered her siblings when she was younger. Very weird. And then she kept saying how there could be a murder in our class, right then. Paranoid much? Goodness. Although I suppose there very well might be quite a few students in Hogwarts right now who will end up being murderers, if they join Voldemort's ranks and all. Wouldn't be surprising at all, some of them look quite evil. [tbc...]
Overall, it would have been a very boring day if it weren't for Imogen and Lydia. Unfortunately, I'm bored now, so I'll go and find something to amuse myself with.
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Post by jezebel on Jul 31, 2011 10:20:09 GMT -5
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WEDNESDAY FIVE-THIRTY PM LIBRARY AMUSED 
I made up a story today during Divination. We were studying the meaning of dreams again. Puh. Load of coddswallop, in my opinion. I'll probably get an O anyway for my OWL, Professor Trelawney adores me since I'm so good at making stuff up. Anyway, of course, I let my mind wander, and ended up making a tale about Lucius and Imogen getting engaged to be married. Isn't that the strangest thing ever? They were quite miserable at first, of course. Lucius' face was particularly puce-coloured when Imogen was walking up the aisle towards him. But then I skipped forward and Imogen was kidnapped by a horrible beastie and Lucius, of course, being the heroic prince he is, had to go and save her - she was pregnant, after all, and the stork would have been coming to them any day now! - only, of course, Imogen isn't a completely helpless nitwit and he managed to get there in time just as she was leaving the tower herself. Imogen did always have a clever side. Still, they rode on his valiant steed all the way home to their fancy mansion which, of course, was decorated with peacocks on the lawn, and that's how they fell in love and lived happily ever after.
I had to bite my arm to keep from laughing out loud in the middle of class because, honestly, that might just be the most absurd fantasy I've dreamed up yet. It must have been the fumes in the classroom, messing with my brain and what-not. Anyway, I have to finish my Transfiguration essay. I don't know when the library closes.
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Post by jezebel on Jul 31, 2011 10:39:17 GMT -5
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FRIDAY EIGHT PM DORMITORY DETERMINED 
So, lately I've been seriously thinking about this supposed activity called sex and I've decided that it does, in fact, exist. I don't believe that the entire population of the older students at Hogwarts could all have been brainwashed to blather on and on about it. I saw a couple earlier who were getting quite friendly under a tree the other day and when I approached them and asked them if they were about to have sexual intercourse, they got quite flustered and the girl gave me the most horrible glare. Neither of them answered, but I can tell that they were probably going to say yes if they hadn't been so flustered. Perhaps I shouldn't have asked them that way, I suppose it was a personal question, especially since I don't know either of them...but, really, it was obvious to me they were, since the boy's hand had been making it's way up her shirt! Honestly, I ought to have docked points from them. Public indecency and all that! I just...I don't get it, and that frustrates me!
One of Ian's friends, Wendy, even tried to explain the process to me yesterday, since he seemed to believe he was unsuccessful and perhaps he thought a girl could get through to me better. She showed me how to put a condom - that's that thing wrapped in foil that Ian gave me; apparently, it's original use is not making balloons out of it - on a banana. Evidently, it's supposed to stop me from having kids which, I believe, is ridiculous because if that were the case, shouldn't one put it on their mouths or tongue rather than the penis? Anyhow, I digress. I still don't believe that babies can come from the act, but I do believe there has to be something about this activity that is fun or pleasurable or makes it of some importance, from the way that people are going on and on about it, but it seems that no one wants to give me details. And thus, I have composed a list of three likely candidates who can teach me about the complications of sex:
- Raiden Rosier. I have heard from several sources that he seems to know a lot about it.
- Regulus Black. Ditto the above, although, in my opinion, not as attractive as Raiden. Still attractive.
- Paris Parkinson. Also seems to have a lot of experience, but is a complete and utter troll, not to mention he might spend more time groping me than actually teaching me anything.
I suppose I shall simply approach these boys in the above order, depending on how much information the one before them give me. Gosh, I wish I'd heard about a Gryffindor who could teach me this stuff - and there were a couple, like Noah Orchard and Kieran Sullivan, but I believe both of them are otherwise attached with a significant other and I don't think their girlfriends would appreciate it if I asked them about it. No, I believe the three above are the best, seeing as they are perpetually unattached. Not to mention I don't know any of them very well at all, while I am quite friendly with the two Gryffindor boys, and thus it would be less awkward for them to educate me, no? Goodness, my amazing logic awes me sometimes!
Whatever the means, I will get to the bottom of this sexual intercourse thing!
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Post by jezebel on Jul 31, 2011 11:01:56 GMT -5
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Well, I sent Raiden an owl and we had a quick correspondence the morning. He was quite willing to teach me, after I got through to him (he also knows Imogen, which is strange because she doesn't normally associate with Slytherins, but whatever). Apparently, each person has something that turns them on. I still have no idea what on Earth he means by that, because I don't think I am like a light switch at all. What, does this thing make ones face glow or something? Or perhaps that's when a light goes on behind someones eyes? But I always thought that happens when someone realises something, it would be quite awkward if it mean they were turned on...anyhow. He seems to think it's impossible to tell me everything, so he's going to "show" me tonight, at nine pm. Which is in an hour and a half. I'll admit, I'm kind of nervous.
I told Anastasia about it, too. She seems to think Raiden was an excellent choice, and that he's 'good in bed', which means that he's good at sex. She thinks Raiden and I are going to have sex, which I highly doubt, because I think being a virgin is very important to my mother. She always goes on and on about not letting a boy touch me, but I just want to learn what it's all about. I don't see why I have to have sex to learn about it? Then again, I suppose Raiden, with all his experience, knows better. I would ask Lucius, but it would be like asking Payton or Peter or any of my other brothers, and that's just awkward. I should probably go and get ready now, I don't want to be late. I'm really nervous. What if he's bad at it? Worse, what if I'm bad at it?
...okay, okay I'm going.
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Post by jezebel on Jul 31, 2011 13:04:03 GMT -5
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The place between my legs is aching something fierce after last night. Honestly, I didn't expect it to hurt. Was he supposed to be that big? Isn't there some sort of limit? I'm not too bothered about it, though, because, you know, beyond the whole it-felt-like-he-was-ripping-me-in-half, I finally see what all the hoopla is about. I suppose he was good, relatively speaking. Felt good. It was even kind-of...fun? Not in the going-on-an-adventure way, but close, I suppose.
Anyway. Yeah. It was good. Wouldn't say no to doing it again. Maybe not with Raiden, though. He's bipolar, and I'm not sure I want to put myself through his bipolarity again. Honestly, he went from telling me to touch him, to being all accusatory and angry (note to self: anger is not a must during sexual intercourse), and then he started taking off my clothes. Who knows what he'll do next, try to kill me or something? No, I think I'm going to expand my horizons a little. Perhaps I will proposition Regulus next. He's quite attractive, I suppose, in a rugged sort of way. I'm sure he wouldn't be opposed.
I'm going to rest up for a bit now, though. Until later, Piper.
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