over the hills and far away

[Adam Quinn]

Not sure my parole officer would accept that, but I appreciate the suggestion.

Rooms all smoky and smelly and anyway, I'd just need to keep an eye on Slughorn. Done it before. Gotten a detention before, too, but I ain't too worried.

...Really. What else are you?

[Pippin LeBeau]

psh. you'd like to be my bodyguard.

... i like you, sketch. all right, lemme just get them out. watch slughorn for me.

what else? well, last i checked, i was a girl, and a witch, blonde, i'm pretty witty or just pretty or just witty, and i'm a great left-winger in hockey. ever played?

[Adam Quinn]

Do you need protecting, ma'am?

Thanks.

There, see? Pretty cool, innit?

I meant your heritage, but that works too. And no, never played... I'd be willing to learn, though.

[Pippin LeBeau]

yessir, i believe i do. can't you tell with all the barking hounds at my heels beggin' for a date or two?

never broke the rules like this before. iiiiii like it. thank you so much for introducing me to this life of crime and debauchery.

uh, irish. that's all i know of.

i think you'd like it. it's rough though. and you gotta know how to skate. hard to play here with no ice and it's just not the same without ice.

you play quidditch.

[Adam Quinn]

I was wondering about that line of young suitors out the door... you seem to be pretty popular, Blondie.

You oughta be proud of yourself, you know.

I like rough sports.

Yes, I do. How'd you know?

[Pippin LeBeau]

yep. i'm just picky with my men. none of them are good enough for moi. they just don't suit my tastes.

i'm so proud i could pee.

because i'm a stalker.

[Adam Quinn]

Huh. And what is your type?

Please don't do that, I don't want you to go through that kind of embarrassment so early in the morning.

I was being sarcastic... how could I forget playing you?! I shot a couple of bludgers your way... I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not. You've got a good arm on you.

[Pippin LeBeau]

do you know, i have nooo idea. i've never had a boyfriend. haha. my perfection must be too intimidating for some of the weaker men. oh well, their loss.

that's what chamber pots are for! ew, i wonder if there's a potion that does require some sort of bodily secretion. yuck.

i knew that was you being the asshole. you almost unseated me that one time. congrats, you're the only person to ever almost knock me off my broom. and thanks. you're good with that bat.

[Adam Quinn]

Good for you, Blondie. Best keep your standards high.

We could look it up. In the library. Together, ideally.

You know what, we oughta practice together. It'd be fun.

[Pippin LeBeau]

naturally. and what about your standards, mr. quinn? is there a bonny lass who's tickled your fancy?

i would, except i'm not allowed in the library if not escorted by a professor anymore.

i reckon it would. i heard it's supposed to be snowy for the rest of the week but clear up on sunday. how about then?

[Adam Quinn]

Nah.

Now what did you have to do to manage that? Did you go streaking through the shelves? You seem the type.

That oughta be good.

[Pippin LeBeau]

shame.

not quite. i uh... accidentally started a fire in fourth year.

i look forward to it, mr. quinn.

[Adam Quinn]

Accidentally? How'd you manage that stunt?

Great. How's 3?

[Pippin LeBeau]

wellllll, i kinda knocked over a torch thingy and lit my robes on fire. i wasn't hurt and neither were the books, but madam pince hasn't liked me since. whoops?

sounds perfect.

[Adam Quinn]

You're a piece of work.

See you soon, then.