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[Alice Prewett]

Dearest Fabio,

But squirrels aren't sexy!

Oh no you don't. You are required to get plenty of rest, mister. No straining yourself! Especially no going to the gym or whatever you do to keep yourself in shape.

Okay, good.

It's...well, it started off pretty badly. Don't tell anyone because I don't know if they want it out in the family yet, but...my parents are getting a divorce. Apparently, they "never really loved each other" (how they maade two kids and raised them, I have no idea. Apparently, they're good liars). I'm kind-of staying with Frank right now until it blows over a little. Hah.

Your favourite cousin,

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[Fabian Prewett]

Dear Alice,

Squirrels aren't supposed to be sexy, and neither are you. Eurgh.

Think I've gotten enough rest the past week to last me through the end of the year, really.

What? You're not taking the mickey, are you? Merlin, Alice, I'm sorry. Frank had better be taking good care of you. And his hands off.

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dearest Fabio,

You're biased because you're family and hence your opinion on whether I am or am not sexy doesn't count. Hmph.

Good!

I wish I were taking the mickey. But no. They sat me down and gave me the whole "we love you two so much, it's not you it's us, et cetera et cetera". I couldn't get out of there fast enough. Don't worry, Frank's brilliant. And we both know Frank wouldn't put his hands on me, silly. He's much too respectful to do that.

Your favourite cousin,

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[Fabian Prewett]

Dear Alice,

Well, maybe my opinion should count a little more. Someone’s got to make sure you don’t get yourself in trouble with the blokes.

Well, what’s going to happen? You’re of age already, but what about Beth? Is she gonna live with your mum?

Good to hear. Although you two might actually make a nice couple, if you were interested in each other. Except you’d remind him of

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dearest Fabio,

Uh. No. That's like asking my dad's opinion, and you know what my dad would say? ...Actually, he wouldn't say anything, he'd lock me in my room and not let me out until I'm, like, thirty. Or force me to wear a chastity belt. Or a nun's outfit or something.

I don't know. I didn't stick around long enough for them to tell me what was going to happen. I think I'm going home soon anyway, then we'll see what's going on. I've been selfish; Beth needs me more.

Haha, really, me and Frank? I dunno, Fabian. Kinda awkward, isn't it, with the other Alice and stuff. Kinda makes us doomed from the start, doesn't it? Plus, we're just friends.

Your favourite cousin,

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[Fabian Prewett]

Dear Alice,

Always thought your dad was a wise man.

Well, at least you're not going through everything alone. Tell Bethie hello for me, will you?

Nah, I don't think you'd be doomed. Frank's just got to work through a couple things, that's all. Dunno, doesn't matter to me. I'd just rather see you with my best mate than a tosser like Regulus Black or something.

Love,

P.S. What's this about a New Year's party?

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[Alice Prewett]

Dearest Fabio,

Hah. Considering his latest actions, I have to disagree.

I shall! I'm sure she misses you tons.

What, like erase Alice Logan from his memory? I'm sure there's a spell for that...haha, just kidding. And awwh, you don't approve of Regulus? But Fabian, Reggiepoo is such a catch! I mean, seriously, you can't find anyone sweeter or kinder than that!

Yep. I'm having one. You're invited! I'm working on sending out invitations now, as a matter of fact.

Your favourite cousin,

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[Fabian Prewett]

Dear Snowball,

Haha, saw a snowman outside today, almost called it Alice. Remember that time when we were kids?

Right, sorry again about your mum and dad. They really can't work things out?

Maybe I'll visit Beth at Hogwarts next term. I'm getting a patrol there.

Don't worry about Frank, he'll be all right. And you are staying away from blokes like Regulus Black, aren't you?

Oh, thanks. Dunno if I can make it to the party, but I'll try.

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dearest Fabio,

"Snowball"? Really? We're opening up old wounds, now? :(

Nah, I don't think so.

I'm sure she'd like that a lot. And be sure to check in with me, too, yeah?

'Course I am. You know I wouldn't come near the likes of Black with a ten foot pole if I could help it. Too much "git" for my taste.

Awww, pretty please do!

Your favourite cousin,

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[Fabian Prewett]

Dear Friendly Squirrel,

Aw, come on, I was just teasing you. We promised we'd never do it again, remember?

Course I'll see you. Can't visit Hogwarts without saying hello to my favorite squirrelly cousin, can I?

Good to know you've got better taste in men than some girls.

Haha, we'll see.

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dearest Fabio,

Hmph. Better not. I'm a lot faster than I was back then, too, so you'd have to catch me first >:]

'Course you can't. Your favourite squirrelly cousin would be very upset if you didn't.

Are you implying that you know someone who has bad taste in men? Oh, God, did someone fall for you? Haha, just teasing, you know I think you're brilliant. But seriously, is there someone you want me to talk to? You know I love dishing out advice.

Your favourite cousin,

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[Fabian Prewett]

Dear Friendly Squirrel,

That a challenge? Careful, I just might have to take back that promise. And I've got other ways of turning cheeky cousins into snowballs now.

Well, I think Gabby's taste in men is a bit nutters, but I don't think she's in trouble. For now I don't think I've got any girls after me, either. I mean, I got an owl in hospital I didn't expect, but I don't think it means anything.

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dearest Fabio,

Oho! I dare you to try.

Is it? Do I need to talk to her for ya? Steer her in the right direction, so to speak? Pft. Have you seen you? If it wasn't totally gross, I would say you're a pretty fit bloke, Fabian. I bet you have scores of girls drooling after you. You just don't know it. But a letter, you say? Ah, blokes. You know absolutely nothing about girls, do you. I bet she's a secret admirer. Or not-so-secret. Whoooo is she? Do I know her? Does she go here? Are you flirting with a minor, Fabian?! =O

Only joking.

Your favourite cousin,

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[Fabian Prewett]

Dear Alice,

Careful you don't eat those words, little snow squirrel.

Well, I'm sure my brother's keeping an eye on Gabby, but it wouldn't hurt to have a girl looking out for her too. And I haven't got anyone drooling after me. A girl just wanted to wish me a happy holiday, that's all. It was nice, but that doesn't mean she's a secret admirer. Besides, she's my brother's age. Probably more interested in a bloke at school.

Love,

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[Alice Prewett]

Dearest Fabio,

Pfsht. Give it your best shot, Incredible Hulk.

While I'm sure Gideon has Gabby's best interest at heart, his "looking out for her" probably involves more throwing her over his shoulder and carrying her off whenever she gets in trouble and less talking, and, believe it or not, that sort of behavior isn't very helpful.

She's your brother's age, huh? That makes her...what, fifteen? That's a for-sure on the smitten-with-you, then.

Your favourite cousin,

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