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[Noah Orchard]

Something's gotta be done to save our class. Look at everyone asleep, it's like we're in a coma.


I'm accepting recruits.

[Pippin LeBeau]

I VOLUNTEER.

whatchoo got in mind? destruction? mayhem? pyrotechnics? streaking? okay, not streaking.

[Noah Orchard]

No, streaking is a good idea actually. I think if you take off your clothes, everyone will perk right up. That should do it.

Although my idea expects a little less from you. All you have to do is distract our professor for about thirty seconds. Think you can do that Pip?

[Pippin LeBeau]

i was thinking more along the lines of you streaking while i shriek and point, but whatever works.

distraction? puhlease. that i can do. just tell me when.

[Noah Orchard]

Been there done that. If I recycle pranks then I'm burned out. You should try it sometime, it's a real rush.

Okay: "When." Work your magic.

[Pippin LeBeau]

okee dokee.

Stretching back in her seat, Pippin aimed her wand at the backside of a student across from her who'd just bent down to pick up a dropped quill. She glanced around quickly to make sure that no one was watching, then muttered a quick “Trahotela!” The robes on the student whipped upward, pulling the student to his feet and off-balance, sending him crashing into his desk. He didn't seem hurt, more confused, but it was getting the attention of everyone currently in the class. Pippin gave Noah a wink, keeping her focus on him so she didn't miss a second of the action.

[Noah Orchard]

Noah grinned. Not bad, actually. It was definitely eye-catching, and as anticipated, the professor stared madly at the student who fumbled to regain his balance. As soon as the professor moved forward toward the student, Noah, who had to pull out his wand and swish it with a large wave, aimed it directly at their professor, making their poor educator the victim of the babbling curse. After bewitching the chalk board, he replaced the wand in his pocket and sat back to watch the show. After about a minute, everyone in the class calmed down at their professor prepared to resume their lesson.

Very well done Pip! Now watch this. You won't regret it.





As promised, as soon as their professor began to speak nothing but nonsense, not any real words whatsoever, came from his lips. To make matters worse, or funnier, the chalkboard began to write down in giant letters what he "intended" to say, but really, they were embarrassing confessions such as "I wet my bed until I was 14" and the like. When he looked angry, the board wrote "Shut it you devil children!"

[Pippin LeBeau]

It wasn't quite what Pippin had expected, but she was amused nonetheless and laughed loudly with the rest of the class. It wasn't particularly nice, but students pretty much never got to prank a professor. This was definitely going down in the books.

oh my god. oh my god. i have to pee i'm laughing so hard.

[Noah Orchard]

The good thing is - I don't think anyone would notice right now if you did.

-1 for my maturity but +5 for spontaneity right?

Aw, he figured out how to change it back so quickly.

[Pippin LeBeau]

to save my own dignity (whatever's left of it) i'll try to restrain myself.

i'd give you an 8.7 overall. well done! i enjoyed the show while it lasted.

and you succeeded in waking the class up, so kudos to you on that.

[Noah Orchard]

That would be kind of hard for me to forget.

A good score for spur-of-the-moment. I know if they find out who did it and I go to detention, it was worth it. Anything six or below is a negative risk verses reward outcome.

I couldn't have done it without you. How should I repay that?

[Pippin LeBeau]

indeed.

your secret is safe with me! besides, i'm an accomplice, so i'd be going there with you.

humhumhum. how about next time you're in hogsmeade, you buy me the biggest lollipop in honeydukes?

[Noah Orchard]

But then I'd never forget you after that, either.

You make detention almost sound exciting.

You could have said anything and you picked a lollipop?

Just kidding of Course I'll get you a lollipop. I know exactly which one it is because it's about the size of my head, multi-colored with sparkles and....I gotta stop, otherwise I'll give it all away and it won't be a surprise.

[Pippin LeBeau]

i'm sure there are other ways in which i'll never be forgotten.

detention always has the potential to be exciting! surely you know this.

i'm totes excited for this lollipop now.

[Noah Orchard]

Yeah, no one has ever Almost offered to streak in class just for me before.

It also has the potential to get you another detention. I'm always faced with the difficult decision - do I have a great time and get another detention or do I stick out the boring punishment session?

You shouldn't have to wait long, I go to Hogsmeade every week. Wait I mean what. Shh.