Love like crazy

[Alice Prewett]

I've decided to call upon your duties as one of my best mates and demand that you help me. I am currently desperate for some crazy in my life to take my mind completely off my horrid family situation and I figured: who crazier than my Cocopuff? So are you up for the challenge?

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[cococalloway]

Excuse me, Prew, but I prefer the name "CocoNUT" thank you very much. If you are going to seek me for my expertise in crazy, I simply demand that you address me by the proper title and include the nuts part!

Okay, stuffiness over, wand being pulled out of my arse now. WHY, DEAREST! I thought you'd never, ever ask! And I think I've called you Prew before when trying to mock insult you... shit. But anyway! Hmm distractions eeeeh?

We're going back to school... in a weekish right? You all packed? Some people might pack for distraction... I smoke, but hey, each his own accordingly.

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[Alice Prewett]

Ew, okay, okay, I take it back, CocoNUT. Just don't call me Prew!! I don't want to be called anything that rhymes with shrew.

Packing? Is this the part where you tell me you're joking? Because on what world is packing considered crazy? Unless you throw all your clothes on the floor and then dive into them. And even that gets boring. Trust me. I've tried.

Do I have to strip you of your "Queen of Crazy" title? Hmmmmmmmmmm??

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[cococalloway]

I'll be surprised if you can't hear my laughter all the way here in London! And you say I'm the crazy one?? Packing as my choice of activity, ha! You're cute, kiddo, very cute.

Okay! Prepare yourself, your mind is about...to. be. BLOWN. That's right, I said get ready. First off, pack your stuff for school, got it? Hell, dive into those clothes on the bloody floor if that helps! Bring that sodding trunk with you to my place and... Dad can make an effort not to trip on both of ours when he's walking around. It'll be hard, especially with the general mess I make when packing, BUT he'll survive.

ANYWAY, bring it here and... bring a coat. London's cold this time of year. Liiike... oh, I dunno, countryside with actual snow and not the nasty, gross slush we call snow here cold.

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[Alice Prewett]

Ah! So that's what that sound was! I thought a hyena had somehow snuck it's way into our back yard. Thanks for clearing that up, my love!

...Is this one of your if-I-ask-and-you-actually-tell-me-I'll-never-agree-to-it-so-I-should-just-do-as-you-say plans?

PS: Just in case, I'm all packed.

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[cococalloway]

That was me. I was hiding under a bush and cackling right outside your window. It's my version of caroling so near the holidays!

I don't know WHAT you are talking about! Me? Crazy plans that I need to sneak by you so I can get you to do them?? Outrageous! Insane!

Just don't forget the coat and shoes that are maybe a bit more waterproof than your average cloth thing.

Floo over here tomorrow at... oh, tenish?

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[Alice Prewett]

I knew it! You're lucky I didn't call animal control on your gorgeous butt.

.......................Right. I'm going to make this my last letter confirming that I'll be there tomorrow because I have a feeling if you tell me any more details about your insane plans, I'll start to have second thoughts. But nothing that get's us killed, okay? I like my limbs intact and would very much like to keep them in their current state, thankyouverymuch.

See you at ten tomorrow, lovely.

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