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[Kieran Sullivan]

[Kieran Sullivan]

Today's useless life lesson:
Writing in a diary is fecking annoying
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I swear to God, my ma has the strangest notions sometimes. So I come home from Hogwarts for the first time in six months and the first thing she gives me - after a huge bear-hug, of course - is this stupid thing. No joke. And she wants me to - wait for it - write in it regularly. Wanna know why? She was blathering on about "cataloging all the shit that happens to me or that I get up to, so that I might actually learn some warped lesson from it and stop being such a plonker".

I'm paraphrasing. Obviously.

I love my ma, though, so I'm going to humor her. Sort of.

Never mind that those "life lessons" are probably going to be useless anyway.

Fuck me for being such a bloody mama's boy.

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[Kieran Sullivan]

Today's life lesson:
Summer is fecking boring without your friends
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So it's been four days of summer and I'm already bored out of my bloody mind. Dore is still moping I'll bet, Aidan hasn't written, the tosser, and I'm too much of a lazy arse to write first - probably his reasoning as well, neither of us are much of writers anyways, and I have no idea why Harls hasn't written yet, and I seem to have misplaced her address because I'm such a plonker.

This is facking ridiculous.

Eff this. I'm hungry. Maybe I can nab one of those cupcakes me ma's making with Ness.

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[Kieran Sullivan]

Today's life lesson:
I have at least one loyal best friend
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My leannán wrote first.

I knew she would. Now I don't have to confess what an eejit I am and how I lost her address and all. And at least I know someone misses me. Think I might write to Theodore soon. One of us has to be the bigger man, after all. I guess for once that has to be me.

Sigh.

Until then, though, I'm gunna go write to the one person who actually seem to want to hear from me.

Do I sound pathetic or what? Haha, I say, I think this boredom is boloxing me up.

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[Kieran Sullivan]

Today's life lesson:
When a girl is in handcuffs, it doesn't always have
to be for kinky reasons. Unfortunately
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Today, I met a girl.

Not that that's such an unusual experience for me. But this particular girl? She was...intriguing. Met her at the apothecary. She's a blonde. I've always liked blondes. Pretty blue eyes, too. Gorgeous, to be completely honest. But she's not just your average girl, though. Nope. Pretty sure she's transferring to Hogwarts this term. Oh yeah, and she's also a juvenile delinquent. No joke. She was wearing handcuffs and everything (even though she claimed she could get out of them easily. I believe her). Oh yeah, and she had Mr. Muscles with her, too. Tosser wouldn't leave us alone for longer than ten seconds. Paranoid much?

Anyways. She's in an all-girls detention center. Here in London.

I'm not sure why I'm remembering this information. How many all-girls, muggle detention centers can there be in London?

Also? Her name's Annie.

Did I mention she's a blonde?

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[Kieran Sullivan]

Today's life lesson:
Sorry seems to be the hardest word. Except, not really.
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Guess what? I finally stopped putting it off and actually wrote to Dore to patch things up. We're best friends an' all, you know? I don't want to keep fighting over something ridiculous. Bros before hoes and all, right? Right. Anyways, I was so sure he was over Lizzy.

I should've known better.

He's still blathering on about her being the "love of his life" and some other crap like that. I don't know, I skimmed those parts. He's just so ridiculous. I never could understand his viewpoint on stuff. He just...thinks too much. Which is great for me since I don't think at all, so we pretty much make the best damn best friends since he keeps me in line and all...okay, not really. I don't think many people can keep me in line at all. But hey, I do know that Dore at least tries. And if anyone can keep me in line, it would be someone like Theodore Tonks, right?

Well anyways.

We're friends again. Since we apologized - wait for it. Diplomitcally. Still can't let that go. That Dore, he's a riot, even when he doesn't mean to be.

Oh, and guess what else? I got Dore to agree to go to a party. How awesome am I? Haha (;

At any rate, that ought to be interesting.

Also?

It is ridiculously hard to find the detention centers in London.

Or maybe I'm just looking in all the wrong places.

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[Kieran Sullivan]

Today's life lesson:
I luff party. I durnk.
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haaaah thta waz awezme partay. i tink i'm durnk. i meen, dunk. i meen, drunk! hahaaa yeaaaah. srsly tho, it waz reaaaal good. teddy howl like wofl, haha. drink too much. snooged! i meen, snogged. he snogged. hahaaha i dun knwo who, but she was purty. she look purty frm the bak, i meen. i snooged too, of course. she waz good. i tink her name stahrt with a "K". or "L". or "J". or "C". or "O". hahahahahaha i dun knoooow. why am i writin? i'm so tiiii-

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[Kieran Sullivan]

Today's life lesson:
Sometimes the hangover just isn't worth it.
Usually, it is, though.
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fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck my head hurts. Feels like a bloody bludger is being beaten against my head repeatedly. Bloody hell. Can't even get out of bed to get the potion yet. Can't believe how out of it I was last night. Remember mostly everything, though. Dore. The lass who's face he was trying to eat - I mean, sorry, the lass who he was snogging. Or vice versa, I dunno, I think even drunk Dore wouldn't start it with a complete stranger. Unless it wasn't a complete stranger. Hahaha, oh Christ I need to write to him about this. And the fact that he howled at the moon. I wonder if he's secretly a werewolf.

Nah, Ted's not cool enough for that.

Anyways. Ugh. Five more minutes and then I can function. I think.

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[Kieran Sullivan]

Today's life lesson:
I need to work on Dore's trust issues.
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Effer didn't believe me at first. I swear, sometimes I forget why we're friends, he has so little trust in me. Never mind the fact that, more often then not, he might have a point. I mean, I did drag him out to the party. And get him drunk. But for Merlin's sake, I didn't make him howl at the moon or snog the chick. He's all worried about the girl having expectations or some crap like that. Hahah, oh Ted. The things he says and thinks sometimes...honestly. One of these days, I'm gunna finally rub off on him and he'll loosen up a bit without the need of alcohol.

One of these days.

Anyway, I ended up making a bet with him. If the girl has expectations, I'm gunna streak through the Quidditch Pitch.

Here's hoping she doesn't, eh?

Oh, also? I wrote to my leannan. Planning on popping in sometime soon, hopefully.

I hope Mrs. Q can get me the muffins ASAP, I'm starving and my mam's punishing me for partying it up so much. Honestly, you'd think I was fourteen or something, the way she treats me sometimes.

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[Kieran Sullivan]

Today's life lesson:
Making bets isn't always the wisest of decisions.
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Apparently, I lost the bet.

The girl has "expectations". Oh, and it's not just any girl, too. Nope. It's Rita bloody Skeeter. That's right. Rita Skeeter and Theodore Tonks snogged. And Rita Skeeter has "expectations". I tell you, something fishy is going on here. I'll bet (you'd think I'd learn, huh?) that Theodore told her about the bet and that's the only reason she apparently have expectations. Boy can't keep his bloody mouth shut. Sigh. Oh well. I don't mind very much. Should be a deadly way to start the year.

Just hope it's not too cold out. Or it rains. I hate London's weather sometimes.

Off to write to Rita and see just how much Dore told her, hah.

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[Kieran Sullivan]

Today's life lesson:
Being drunk lets you do things you can't do in real life?
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So, talked to Rita.

[/b][/url] I'm still doing the bet. Even though Rita already knew about it and *pretended* to have expectations because Dore the *bleeding* idiot decided to tell her *everything* about it so her, being the girl she is, *had* to see me suffer or whatever. Not that she admited it at first. Nope, little bint tried to pretend she had no idea what she was talking about. I know her too well, though. She can't keep a secret from me for too long ;) I can't even bring myself to be mad at Dore for telling her, though, for more than one reason:

• I'm actually looking forward to this streaking thing, believe it or not.
  
• Rita is freaking adorable and I would've done it for her ANYway because I'm a fecking softie like that
  
• Theodore lost his virginity

No, I'm not kidding. I am looking forward to streaking.

Oh yeah, and Dore really did lose his virginity. To Rita. At the party. When he was drunk. Isn't it amazing how he misses when he's completely sober, and yet doesn't when he's drunk? Hmm. Funny how that works, isn't it? Poor Rita, apparently Dore doesn't even remember. And gee, I think it's my job as his best friend to remind him, isn't it? I'm only doing the right thing. :)

Oh fuck, this is going to be a laugh.

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[Kieran Sullivan]

Today's life lesson:
Seriously. Need. To. Work. On. Ted's. Trust. Issues.
Bloody ass always thinks I'm "playing games with him"
Wanker.
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Well, I told Theodore

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And he didn't believe me of course. I mean, what the fuck is up with that? Am I well renowned for playing fucking games? Okay, I guess I am, but seriously, what the hell? I wouldn't joke about that -- okay, I might. But still. Theodore needs to fucking give me a break and have a little trust in his best friend. He's lucky I didn't throw a bloody fit, but I'm not going to. Why? Because I'm not going to be one of those super-sensitive guys who gets pissed over a little trust issues. Who cares if Theodore needs to question every bloody thing that comes out of my mouth? Okay, I'm not being very fair. I'm just pissed 'cause my mother's been ragging on me for eating too little sugar and going out for a run. It wasn't like I passed out or anything. Just got a little groggy. Seriously, she worries too freaking much.

Anyways. Back to Theodore. I finally managed to convince him that, yes, he did sleep with Rita and no I wasn't messing with him. And then he started blathering on and on about sex being "special" to him and how he was "saving himself" or something. Seriously, I need to get Theodore more into the party scene before his manly parts shrivel up thanks to his effeminitism. Is that right? Can you do that to the word...why do I even care, again? Whatever. If I'm not careful, my best friend is going to turn into a complete girl. Thank God he lost his virginity. I might be worried otherwise. Not that I'd be too put off if Dore did turn out to swing for the other team. It's just, you know. If he's not, I don't want people to think he is.

Watch, I'm being a totally loyal friend. Shoulda been a Puffer.

Except not really. I'd probably scare and corrupt them all or something. Not to mention they're probably all hate me 'cause I'm not an optimist.

Anyways. Derailing again. Dore and I established the fact that we were different (no shit, Sherlock, I coulda told you that from day one. You can't get two more different people. What do we have in common again? Practically nothing, besides Quidditch. Haha, it's a beautiful, beautiful friendship) and had different opinions on sex - among other things, of course, but we only talked about sex in this case. Jesus, never thought I'd see the day when I'd actually write down talking about sex with Theodore Tonks. Also tried to convince him that I didn't sleep with that many girls, not as many as he seems to think anyway, but he didn't believe me. Pfft, he wouldn't. But honestly. How many has it been?...Okay, I can't count off the top of my head, but I'm sure it's not as many as I lead people to believe.

Then again, them believing I've slept with scores of women isn't necessarily a bad thing

Theodore and Rita are going out on a "date" (I think) tomorrow. That ought to be interesting, eh?

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[Kieran Sullivan]

Today's life lesson:
My girl-space-friends love me more than my boy-space-friends.
Who needs boy-space-friends anyway? Hmph.
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Wrote to my moon today. I was being your typical drama queen, as was she. Godric, I miss her. Adrienne, that is. Summer has been dragging by and I'm not seeing anyyyyy of my friends. Not even Kali and Harley. What the hell? I'm such a lazy sod. This needs to change. Right now.

...Well, not right now now. It's late and I'm tired.

Ew, I sound like a fifty-year-old old woman.

Shut up, don't judge me, I'm allowed to be lazy.












Holy shit, I just spoke to a book. Jesus. It's because I'm going stir crazy at home. Yes. That's it.


........Shut up.

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[Kieran Sullivan]

Today's life lesson:
My best friends are amazing and I love them.
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Well, I finally stopped being a lazy ass and went to see Harls. Did I ever mention how much I really fucking missed her? Seriously. You don't realise how much you miss someone until you haven't seen them for weeks. Anyway, we hung out a bit, and she told me all about Severen. He sounds like a good guy. Well, I hope he is, anyway. Because if he isn't then, well, I'mma go grizzy bear on his arse and he doesn't want that. Eh, s'long as he keeps her happy, we have no problem.

Anyway, I dropped by Kali after that - figured I would be fair and what-not, don't want her to get mad at me. Missed her too. We messed around for a couple of hours and uhh...yeah. It was great.

Fuck, why am I even writing in a diary? I suck at this. If I didn't love my mam so much, I wouldn't write at all. But I do because it makes her happy.









I'm such a mamma's boy. Urgh.

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[Kieran Sullivan]

Today's life lesson:
I suck at writing in diaries. No, really. I do.
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I suck at writing in diaries. It's been a coupla weeks since I've even opened this damn thing.

I'm also hungry. Rawr.

I'm gunna go bug my mam for food. And yes, I did just write an entry about how hungry I was. See? See? I suck at writing in diaries! I'm not a gushy guy who's going to write about his FEELINGS.

Plus this summer is a complete bore and I have nothing better to write about. How sad is that?

....

Oh well. Time for food! We're having pancakes. Omnomnomnom.

....Did I just write that? I just wrote that.

I need to go get drunk or something, pronto.

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