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Post by felixmacguinness on Aug 15, 2011 22:32:23 GMT -5
It's okay. I already know.
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Post by Maylene Bell on Aug 15, 2011 22:49:31 GMT -5
You already know what? You're confusing, did you know that? It's not the first time you've done this. It's like, I'll be sitting there in the common room, minding my own business or, I don't know, playing Exploding Snap with Lucy and then you pop out of nowhere and say something really random and leave me baffled for the next hour or so. It's really fucking exasperating sometimes, so you better tell me what you mean, Felix MacGuinness, or I'm going to beat your ass and the only thing you'll be 'knowing' is the exact color of Madam Pomfrey's eyes.
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Post by felixmacguinness on Aug 15, 2011 22:51:59 GMT -5
I love it when you get all hot and bothered.
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Post by Maylene Bell on Aug 15, 2011 22:54:49 GMT -5
So you are doing it just to spite me, you insufferable little git? Seriously. What is with you people that enjoy flirting with me- don't deny it, you know you're doing it- because they like getting a reaction like this out of me? It's ridiculous. You and Cross better watch out on Thursday. I'm going to whoop your asses with my bat.
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Post by felixmacguinness on Aug 15, 2011 23:02:57 GMT -5
Of course I enjoy flirting with you. You know you prefer it when I do it. Cross has no class or style. He's just brash and tries to get you with being forward and crude. You look particularly ravishing today, did you know? Especially when you get frustrated and you get that "I'm going to kill you" look in your lovely eyes.
Anyway, I was going to say, that I know you were seriously considering going to the Yule Ball with me before Cross coerced you into going with him.
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Post by Maylene Bell on Aug 15, 2011 23:06:04 GMT -5
Cross has excellent class and style. And you both can, as you so nicely phrased it, 'try to get me' as much as you want to, I won't budge. It'd be weird. You're...you. Anyway, I think you're sort of a freak for thinking I look good when I'm murderous.
Actually, no. I fully intended on going stag to the ball before Julien coerced me into going with him instead. Did he beat you to the punch?
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Post by felixmacguinness on Aug 15, 2011 23:17:08 GMT -5
Cross wouldn't know how to flirt even if McGonagall taught a course and beat the knowledge into him.
Oh, trust me, it's very attractive. Your skin gets all flushed. You know when else your skin gets flushed? Not just when you're playing Quidditch - though, that's even more attractive - but it tends to happen in the middle of fornication. But I bet you haven't been exposed to that sort of rush yet. Sorry, my bad, that sort of blush.
Bugger, I suppose he did, the wanker. Well, perhaps I'll go stag, and just dance with every other bloke's date. Like his, maybe.
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Post by Maylene Bell on Aug 15, 2011 23:21:51 GMT -5
I'm not a good person to flirt to; I rarely get it. Usually it just makes me uncomfortable. You should know this.
I'm sweaty and dirty when I play Quidditch; how is that attractive? Also you did not just bring sex into this conversation! We're in the middle of class and just--Merlin, Felix. No, I wouldn't know because I haven't had sex because I, unlike some people, don't throw myself around.
Go right ahead. That was my plan of action before he sprung the question on me.
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Post by felixmacguinness on Aug 15, 2011 23:28:20 GMT -5
That's okay. You know I always let you know when I'm flirting with you.
There is nothing more attractive than a pretty girl after a good, hard game of Quidditch.
So I do throw myself around then? Are you planning on catching me? I'm willing to let that happen.
Oh, relax a little, Bell. You know I'm just taking the piss.
Out of innocent, harmless curiosity, why did you say yes?
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Post by Maylene Bell on Aug 15, 2011 23:32:53 GMT -5
I appreciate that.
You know what, I'll leave you alone with your weird... kinks or whatever that is, because I still don't get it.
That was cheesy, even for you. Unless you're talking about broomsticks, I don't plan on catching you, or... sleep with you if that's some sort of innuendo because honestly I'm just confused here.
Why not say yes?
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Post by felixmacguinness on Aug 15, 2011 23:42:43 GMT -5
Kinks? That's hardly a kink. I can always go into further detail on what kinks I do have, if you ever want to know.
Cheesy? Puh, I thought it was damn gouda.
Ha, as if I'll ever fall off my broom. Besides, I'm honestly not trying to get into your knickers. Flirting's harmless. It's Cross you've got to watch out for. A pretty little sheila like yourself is prime target for a bloke like him. Me, harmless. Him, not so much. It's probably best if I stay nearby and make sure he keeps his hands to himself at the ball.
Because he's a wanker it doesn't make sense?
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Post by Maylene Bell on Aug 15, 2011 23:49:32 GMT -5
May snorted. Then chuckled a little and started laughing quietly into the back of her hand at the second line of his nose. Merlin. Snorting again, she lowered her head once more to reply.
I'll pass, thank you, but jesus, man. You're cracking me up here. Next time how about a little warning on the jokes so I have time to prepare myself? That's got to be the worst pun I've ever heard read in my life.
Good. Oh, please, MacGuinness. Are you insinuating that I can't take care of myself? Julien could make all the moves he wants on me and he'll end up on the floor bleeding if I don't like it. I don't need you to babysit me.
Why doesn't it make sense? He's my friend. We get along. He's highly attractive. I'll have fun with him. I like him, I didn't want to reject him.
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Post by felixmacguinness on Aug 15, 2011 23:57:13 GMT -5
Yet you still laughed. Either you like me, you genuinely think I'm hilarious, or you have a shite sense of humour.
True, but I really just want to see you beat the stuffing out of him. I would pay for that show.
Highly attractive? Highly attractive? What am I, chopped liver? Don't make me vomit in the middle of class, Bell. Seriously, what does Julien Cross have that I don't? Not that I care, but why didn't you want to reject him? Didn't want to hurt his feelings?
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Post by Maylene Bell on Aug 16, 2011 0:00:50 GMT -5
Of course I like you. The ridiculousness of the joke was what made it amusing. You don't have to question what I laugh at, dude.
You're horrible.
Yes, highly attractive. Very good looking. Handsome. What do you want me to say? If you don't care then why are you asking? I'm not being sarcastic, I honestly don't understand. And no, for your information, if he was asking it was because he wanted to go with me, and if I didn't mind, and knew I'd have fun with him, why would I say no? Just to spite him? I'm not evil, Felix.
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Post by felixmacguinness on Aug 16, 2011 0:53:38 GMT -5
You tend to take things a little seriously, don't you? I think you need to chill a bit, May. Come flying with me later.
You love it.
So what makes him so "attractive", then?
Oh, coulda fooled me on that one. KIDDING, BELL, DON'T KEEL OVER ON ME. Or, you can, I'm nice padding to land on. Well, you could still have fun with him without being his date, you know. I mean, you're not my date, but you know you're still going to have a blast with me. Am I right?
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